2 hours until Xmas lunch, is it time to take the turkey out the freezes...
 

or should I report the assholes to google?

im having a beautiful ham

I don't get the whole ham thing, you can get Ham all year round, Turkey is speshialz.

Waking up xmas morning still pissed ftw, especially as the family are all out on a walk.

Are you drunk still?

I'd go ahead report this to google

Where you live do you only get turkey at Christmas? Weird.

Sydney.

Had the prawns, smoked salmon and champagne already, the piece de resistance is in the oven.

Yes, woke up drunk, kicked on, it had to be done under these circumstances.

:1orglaugh

You've always been a funny fucker.

btw, anyone who doesn't know how to cook for fuck, stick a whole lemon, sliced up, and half a clove of garlic inside the cavity of the bird, flavours the whole thing nicely.

Report it to google? That's madness.

Lunch was a resounding success. Unfortuntely I'm absolutely wankered pissed drunk.