New TSA "Rules" about to go into effect...
 

“during the final hour of flight customers must remain seated, will not be allowed to access carry-on baggage, or have personal belongings or other items on their laps.”

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Wonder what happens if you gotta take a piss???????????

They hand out bottles for you to piss in

The stewardess has to suck you off and swallow, which maybe will lead to a new niche. Pray that it won´t be a male flight attendant.

Just how does that do anything except make a terrorist push the button a little earlier?


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good point lol :helpme:helpme:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:pimp:pimp:(:(:(

And if you had the choice of sitting in a coach seat cramped by the fat guy next to you smelling the guy from India in front of you, listening to the kid cry across the aisle or fucking 79 virgins I'd punch the button as soon as we took off anyway.


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For every measure, there is a counter measure. Sounds like more "Feel Good" security which only inconveniences average folks.

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totally useless... ridiculous to say the least

Have a link? This could eliminate any and all flying as far as I am concerned.

I was following a twitter feed on the subject. Get the impression this may be for International flights only.

All of these laws do nothing but hurt citizens in the name of protecting us from terrorists. Back when 9/11 occurred, Bush stood before the American people and pleaded with its citizens to carry on about their daily lives and doing anything other than would signal to terrorists that they have achieved victory. Then comes a bunch of bull shit laws that enabled the government to act just like the Russians during the Cold War. So liberties are sacrificed in the name of protection yet we still have the audacity to call ourselves a free country. Thank God Im moving to Amsterdam. Have they ever been in a war?

No but their airport is the airport who didn't rescreen this alleged terrorist.
And is an airport that is used a lot by people flying in and our of Africa, Yemen, and a lot of countries that don't like us.

You may have heard of WWII. If not, Google can probably assist you.:Oh crap

Im not as old as you so please understand when I ask I am referring to my lifetime.

Great point and duly noted. Thanks. Apparently no where is safe.

Have I mentioned you are an idiot lately? Perhaps you have heard of the conflict in Iraq. Again, please refer to Google.

yeah this sucks! I'm flying out on the 30th and I'm just glad my flight is first thing in the morning so security might not be so backed up.. :(

I am hoping this is an International thing. goodgirl flies out in a couple weeks and I was planning on flying back with her. I was going to wait to see how much of a hassle it is for her before booking my flight, but if you report back, that will suffice.

BTW, noticed you had IN as one of your locations. What part?

I think its for domestic as well

Ya Going to Tempe, AZ over New Years for a week and I'll try to remember to post if I get a anal probe with new security going or coming. I'd rather not say where I am cause of a stalker problem lol but I grew up in a city between Fort Wayne and South Bend Indiana..

El Al has the best security , if anybody has been on that airline they know how good there security is

man, thats going to suck for flights less than 1 hour long...

Yeah, I failed to notice how the Netherlands lead other nations into an un-winnable war.

Great, more useless rules. Now taking a piss will put you on the do not fly list...

Only in America..

yep.. driving seems a lot more pleasant now unless going overseas.

Well said:thumbsup

Any chance these new "rules" will keep you out?

"personal belongings" is pretty broad... I assume that doesn't include books and magazines? Ipods? :Oh crap

No Fly List!
Why wasn't this guy on it? Who's mistake is that?

best way to revolt is to pass out ex-lax laced candy to people and let them all shit their pants the last hour of the flight.

Doing blow in the bathroom just got more difficult .........


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BROsecurity in El Al... Jews can move on, non jews please come with us for the glove check.

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amateur. plastic bullets don't set off the metal detectors.

Correct.

If someone is willing to trade their life for yours, they have already won. They will go the distance, and there is more than enough chances to get you. There is not amount of security or feel good steps that is going to stop them, nor find them all before they get on a plane.

If it's your time to go, sit back relax and enjoy.

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Flying in 12 hours from amsterdam - to San Francisco on our way to vegas.
I don't need firecrackers, i have eaten so much, if i fart it will be dangerous.

But we are lucky it was a retard. i can understand they want people to be seated.
If the terrorist had gone to the toilet, nobody could stop him.
But nothing can stop a smarter bomber.

On Schiphol Amsterdam a undercover journalist could get to the plane of our queen and government, without any questions and put a fake bomb in it. That was 12 months ago and he did the same thing a couple of months later for the second time.

Anyone that's flown knows how hard it is for the flight crew to get people to sit down normally (for turbulence, landing, etc). I kinda doubt they'll have more luck making people sit for an hour before landing!
Flew aer lingus and the flight attendant shit a brick when a russian kid filmed their safety speech, made him delete it and told everyone it was illegal to film them anytime... that was a new one for me.

Says nothing on the TSA website about any of this...

http://www.tsa.gov/

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give em a few days , the airlines some ef at least have already implemented this new "rule"

simple answer


muslim name = secondary screening

how the fuck hard is that

Barack Hussein obama

And we don't even know who the fuck he really is and he's our President.

I have a friend that works on the West Bank for UN and he gets shit every time he passes in or out of Israel, they always try to give him a low number so he will get the big check but they are not allowed to do it so every time he has to tell them that they are not allowed and after that he gets a 5 which means he can pass through with no problems.

Even though he is with the UN he gets shit? :(

This article says its international flights.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...nerules27.html

We can all just start wearing a catheder :upsidedow