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Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-26-2009 03:51 PM

Anyone here have over 22 years of Search Engine Optimization experience?
 
Is that even possible? Is the oldest search engine even 22 years old?

I did a Google search, and the oldest search engine out there, at least what they claim as to be the oldest, is 1993... Not sure about you but I don't think that's 22 years....

http://www.google.com/search?q=oldest+search+engine

I think someone is being very dishonest with their customers.

woj 12-26-2009 04:35 PM

SEO guru exaggerating his experience/skills? no way!

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-26-2009 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by woj (Post 16685209)
SEO guru exaggerating his experience/skills? no way!

That's very dishonest don't you think?

candyflip 12-26-2009 04:43 PM

Maybe they're more than one person and their TEAM has a that many years experienced combined and you're the idiot who just can't comprehend what he reads.

candyflip 12-26-2009 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 16685230)
Maybe they're more than one person and their TEAM has a that many years experienced combined and you're the idiot who just can't comprehend what he reads.

4 people with 6 years exp. each would be 24 total years experience. In case you can't do the math. :winkwink:

People do this ALL THE TIME and I've never heard anyone call it dishonest.

L-Pink 12-26-2009 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 16685230)
Maybe they're more than one person and their TEAM has a that many years experienced combined and you're the idiot who just can't comprehend what he reads.

:thumbsup


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baddog 12-26-2009 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 16685230)
Maybe they're more than one person and their TEAM has a that many years experienced combined and you're the idiot who just can't comprehend what he reads.

http://juliablue.com/jaysin1.jpg

candyflip 12-26-2009 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 16685238)

I see now this ginger dipshit is just trying to take another stab at you.

He's trying extra had lately to fit in and I guess this is what he thinks will work best. :1orglaugh

quiet 12-26-2009 04:49 PM

wwworm... :)

baddog 12-26-2009 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 16685243)
I see now this ginger dipshit is just trying to take another stab at you.

He's trying extra had lately to fit in and I guess this is what he thinks will work best. :1orglaugh

He is going to have to up his game and try to avoid getting banned in the process.

candyflip 12-26-2009 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 16685245)
He is going to have to up his game and try to avoid getting banned in the process.

He'll just be back with another nickname. Don't waste you time.

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-26-2009 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 16685250)
He'll just be back with another nickname. Don't waste you time.

Go steal more fletch galleries, fucking idiot.

candyflip 12-26-2009 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 16685254)
Go steal more fletch galleries, fucking idiot.

That's the best you can come up with? Fletch and I have squashed our beef, which was probably older than the hair on your nuts...and on top of it, I never changed my nick to hide from it. The only people who bring it up are those who nothing to throw back my way, and it doesn't bother me. 8 years later I'm still here and making my living :winkwink:

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-26-2009 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 16685265)
That's the best you can come up with? Fletch and I have squashed our beef, which was probably older than the hair on your nuts...and on top of it, I never changed my nick to hide from it. The only people who bring it up are those who nothing to throw back my way, and it doesn't bother me. 8 years later I'm still here and making my living :winkwink:

And you saying I changed my nick to hide from my past is about as stupid as the fletch shit... I don't hide from it, if I did, NOBODY would know who I am right now, are you seriously that stupid?

candyflip 12-26-2009 05:11 PM

http://wonderyou.files.wordpress.com..._niboswald.jpg

http://wheel.blogs.com/binary/HelpTh...Kids-thumb.jpg

http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-conten...agingerday.jpg

woj 12-26-2009 05:14 PM

Who is claiming they have 22 years experience anyway? someone from gfy?

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-26-2009 05:20 PM

Candyflip, you really think it hurts me to be called a "gingerkid"? Do you even know the only red hair on my body is my beard? Jesus you're an idiot, get out of the grade school insults.

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-26-2009 05:24 PM

http://www.thatmusthurt.com/notred.jpg

Facial hair red, hair on head, not red, fat yes, you idiot.

onwebcam 12-26-2009 05:36 PM

As others have pointed out this has been used in business likely since the beginning of advertising. Open your phone books and you'll see it all over the place. The only thing this show is the experience of the OP.

Agent 488 12-26-2009 05:42 PM

you really are getting stupider everyday.

Jdoughs 12-26-2009 05:42 PM

I don't know of any SEO webmasters that deal with adult that have '3-4' employees that they use for listing experience. (like "We have 6 people with combined 30 yrs exp")

Any of them that are worth a shit don't advertise how much they know, what they know, or how long it took to develop the knowledge.

Sounds like total hype for some outsourced slingers.

PornMD 12-26-2009 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 16685230)
Maybe they're more than one person and their TEAM has a that many years experienced combined and you're the idiot who just can't comprehend what he reads.

If they say they are a team and has that many years of experience combined, that's fine. It could however be someone embellishing (lying about) their experience, which happens all the time too, especially in SEO with people claiming they can get #1 for a term like poker. :1orglaugh

papill0n 12-26-2009 10:03 PM

obviously that's pussyserver's site

papill0n 12-26-2009 10:03 PM

merry xmas josh :)

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-26-2009 10:31 PM

You too Ben!

dav3 12-26-2009 11:55 PM

Quote:

Experts with over 22 years experience is what makes us the #1 SEO Host.
I agree, it is somewhat misleading the way it is worded. Normally, if it is 'combined' experience, it is mentioned as such.

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-27-2009 12:11 AM

I love how everyone knows exactly who it is...

Such a dishonest thing to say to your customers.

L-Pink 12-27-2009 12:23 AM

"Experts with over 22 years experience is what makes us the #1 SEO Host."

Experts is the plural of expert, plural means more than one.


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dav3 12-27-2009 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 16685863)
"Experts with over 22 years experience is what makes us the #1 SEO Host."

Experts is the plural of expert, plural means more than one.


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So each expert has over 22 years experience?

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-27-2009 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 16685866)
So each expert has over 22 years experience?

NO WAI!!! :1orglaugh

Klen 12-27-2009 06:40 AM

If you reffer to domain www.aliweb.com/ looks like it is registred 1997 and not 1993 as they claim.

candyflip 12-27-2009 06:50 AM

This is just another attempt at a taking a dig at Baddog because he likes to point out what a moron this idiot really is.

punkpred 12-27-2009 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 16685311)
http://www.thatmusthurt.com/notred.jpg

Facial hair red, hair on head, not red, fat yes, you idiot.

Are you the one on the left or to the right?

SEO Expert 12-27-2009 07:29 AM

22 years of experience and Baddog still don't have shit to show in terms of decent rankings

Manowar 12-27-2009 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 16685696)
If they say they are a team and has that many years of experience combined, that's fine. It could however be someone embellishing (lying about) their experience, which happens all the time too, especially in SEO with people claiming they can get #1 for a term like poker. :1orglaugh

i love those guys, usually dispatched with 'show me some evidence of what you've topped' lol

pornguy 12-27-2009 08:23 AM

Something that a lot of people/companies do, is to add the years together of the people they have on board. So if you have 2 guys with 6 years each they say 12 years.. 12 sounds soooo much better than 6. In their opinion. But its usually nice to say Combined.

NemesisEnforcer 12-27-2009 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 16685099)
Is that even possible? Is the oldest search engine even 22 years old?

If the person is including the old stuff such as Archie, Gopher, WAIS, Veronica and their predecessors (i.e. PennInfo, CUInfo, etc.) then it's possible to go beyond 22 years.

Glenn Beck 12-27-2009 02:42 PM

http://www.profile-comments.com/imag...mages/dumb.jpg

MIDDLE CLASS BLACK MAN 12-27-2009 02:46 PM

hahahha dishonest? josh you pretend you registered a company before to look cool

mechanicvirus 12-27-2009 02:47 PM

Anyone in here ever quit adult over 15 times in a fit of rage? I think someone is being very flaky.

PlugRush Sascha 12-27-2009 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkpred (Post 16686149)
Are you the one on the left or to the right?

Don't insult the dog, you asshole.

JaysinJoshKillswitchRetox, why the fuck is your head eating your neck? I thought you were training for your MMA debut?

wheat 12-27-2009 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 16685238)

Bingo :thumbsup

mechanicvirus 12-27-2009 02:53 PM

Timeline of thread:

1. Posts thread with smug sense of self satisfaction

2. Notice things aren't going your way, back pedal and post something ridiculous as self defense

3. Attack other posters

4. Acknowldege trolls saying how you won't post anymore but you end up posting 7 more times

5. Thank posters for bumping a thread that was useless to begin with, but somehow has more worth since it has more than 3 posts?

TisMe 12-27-2009 02:57 PM

Retard Josh under a new nick and still just as stupid-

Now who would have thunk it?

MIDDLE CLASS BLACK MAN 12-28-2009 06:45 PM

bump for a retard

arock10 12-28-2009 06:54 PM

you guys are missing the point, paying for SEO work is a scam

IllTestYourGirls 12-28-2009 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 16686249)
Something that a lot of people/companies do, is to add the years together of the people they have on board. So if you have 2 guys with 6 years each they say 12 years.. 12 sounds soooo much better than 6. In their opinion. But its usually nice to say Combined.

Yeah they really should say combined or GM could say the have over a million years experience LOL :1orglaugh

potter 12-28-2009 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 16685321)
As others have pointed out this has been used in business likely since the beginning of advertising. Open your phone books and you'll see it all over the place. The only thing this show is the experience of the OP.

:2 cents::2 cents:

Josh, WTF Kind of job(s) have you worked that you didn't know this??

IllTestYourGirls 12-28-2009 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arock10 (Post 16689744)
you guys are missing the point, paying for SEO work is a scam

Isnt that the truth

candyflip 12-28-2009 07:37 PM

Josh, when you look up at the sign when you pull into work in the morning and it says "Billions Served" is your place of employment being deceptive? I mean come on, your one McDonald's hasn't served anywhere near a billion anything...


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