As of tomorrow, I can legally.......
 

As of tomorrow I can legally fuck girls that are half my age.

When I told this to my fiance, she just laughed.....But she didn't say no. :Graucho

36 huh.. Happy early birthday.

That's a pretty funny line but much to late for me to steal.

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its a lucky number, happy bday

That is because you are not married yet. She can always back out.

She could but you and I both know she won't.

:thumbsup

Welcome to the club

1 year to go for me

Happy birthday tomorrow, I'm not allowed to date women younger than 5 years older than my daughter, it's an agreement we have, renegotiate when she hits 30!

that is a milestone and a half. have a good day

So in Vancouver that make you what??? 27?

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNew...hub=TopStories

I was going to say, at some point thats going to get nasty.

Perv lol :winkwink:

Guess im stuck at 18 yo for just about everything after being in the production business for 10 years.
And yes i have actually been giving out 2257 since day one, just blocked in the beginning.

in many eyes you are pedo ... :)

Happy birthday

In everybody's eyes, you are trolling under yet another fake nic.

Happy Birthday, and best wishes!

you did not get the point ... there are many people who will say you are pedo only cause you are dating girl old half years as you ... doesnt matter if you are 80 ... k? :winkwink:

Who said anything about dating them?

I respect those people who follow age of consent laws.

have a great day! Happy Beer day!

Happy Birthday man.

But would you want to? :Oh crap

Any straight male who says no to this question is a fucking liar. This is why "teen porn" has always been such a huge niche on the anonymous Internet.

That being said, a pair of 18's couldn't drag me away from what I already have.

Happy B-Day my love!

Happy Birthday :thumbsup

Damn Man.. We are getting old. Sounds so dirty.
I was thinking the same way just a few months ago.

Happiest of days to you, Aaron! :)

Please give your lovely lady my regards.

Feel her up for me while you are at it.

Yeah no shit, don't be throwing words in the guys mouth.. he's getting his freak on!

Happy Birthday Aaron, hope to see you in a couple weeks. I'll confirm when I find out my plans.

Happy Birthday Man.
I want to adhere to my Uncles rules. "Why date 1 girl your age when you could date 2 half your age"

Hi AaronM,
Happy Birthday!
Sent you a message.
Happy Holidays and have a prosperous New Year!

The problem I have is that you can't get them to shut up and they can't fuck worth a shit. :2 cents: The last time I had an 18 yo I ruined her for life... True story... she told me so later. I am 40 now.

I think that officially makes you part of the Dirty Oldman Club... :winkwink:

I thought you are older than that...damn, I will be there soon, too. :(


Well, not that soon...but 30 is almost the same as 39 to me. The number 3 fucks it all up.

Gave her the Herp, huh?

Bullshit. I shoot porn, I look at porn & obviously we all sell porn. Some may like teen porn but half the girls that are on the teen sites are 20plus and the younger girls I do not find that appealing.

I would much rather a woman in her late twenties! :2 cents:

Nice one for your vouch for your lady :thumbsup

Yeah I've had that license for two years now. Yet to use it...

Bullshit is right. It's too hard to guess how people get off nowadays. Some people get off on being complemented. Some people get off on being insulted. Some people get off on being hit with a whip. Other people get off on hitting with a whip. Some people jerk off. Some people cry, "No! I don't wanna fuck at all. It hurts too much."

now your the teacher....get an ipod......two rules i dont break :thumbsup

no one cares who you are anymore man.

As if anybody ever did.

you fail

You troll.

damn I'm so young

Happy Birthday!!! :)

dirty old man...

most the models i shoot say they prefer older guys.
= you might be in trouble

:321GFY No... none of the young guys she was dating could give her 10 orgasms and could only last a short while. :2 cents:

I love when guys say shit like this because it's so fucking pointless. Why would you put in work with an 18 year old chick, no matter what she'll be dumping you for a bartender or guitar player in no time. Romancing an 18 y.o. is like remodeling a rental.

Who fucking cares how many times any chick cums? If I need to get her off 10x to make her happy, fuck that. I already have a full time job.

Happy Bday "old" man:winkwink:

You could fuck them but carrying a conversation is the real challenge:upsidedow