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fmltube 01-03-2010 02:19 PM

Weird start to a porn career
 
A guy I went to film school with has been working in adult for the last couple years producing gonzo films. He moved over to the UK ad the other day we were catching up on old times and he shared with me the weirdest shit he has encountered while in adult.

So the story goes he has used this same guy for the last few months for all of his shoots and he hired this hot fresh 18 year old model. She shows up to the shoot and while getting dressed the male talent arrives and goes into the other bathroom to get ready. He exits the bathroom with his cock hard as hell and then the female talent exits the bathroom. Both stopped dead in their tracks and stared at each other for a good five minutes. Finally the director breaks the silence and asks if there was a problem and the male talent responds " I cannot do this shoot.....that's my daughter" WTF????

Has anyone else encountered weird shit like this?

spazlabz 01-03-2010 02:23 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

If that is true...it is a shame your friend didnt have the camera rolling. Thats an instant classic


spaz

fmltube 01-03-2010 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 16704818)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

If that is true...it is a shame your friend didnt have the camera rolling. Thats an instant classic


spaz

Yeah it was funny listening to him tell the story. He said he was bragging all morning about how hot this chick was and what a crazy bitch in the sack she was and the shit he did to her and then it turns out to be his talent's daughter. Fucking classic.

fatfoo 01-03-2010 03:29 PM

So he is saying he does not do incest.

ArsewithClass 01-03-2010 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fmltube (Post 16704810)
Finally the director breaks the silence and asks if there was a problem and the male talent responds " I cannot do this shoot.....that's my daughter" WTF????

Has anyone else encountered weird shit like this?


OMG.... this is such a fucked up situation :Oh crap Did he know his daughter was in the porn business?


We wonder how many family members have had a quick look through our websites. Out shopping, guys notice us and say they see us in Sainsburys & other places, texting or calling us later. :winkwink:

fmltube 01-03-2010 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16704925)
OMG.... this is such a fucked up situation :Oh crap Did he know his daughter was in the porn business?


We wonder how many family members have had a quick look through our websites. Out shopping, guys notice us and say they see us in Sainsburys & other places, texting or calling us later. :winkwink:

From what I gathered, the father had no clue as I understand this was her first shoot. But man, how fucked up is that? I wonder how their conversation at dinner went later that night. LOL.

potter 01-03-2010 03:36 PM

The producer didn't mention it to either of them when they both had the same last name? Or are we supposed to assume the parents were not married/divorced and the daughter had the mother's last name?

Doctor Feelgood 01-03-2010 03:52 PM

post proof or it didnt happen

CaptainHowdy 01-03-2010 04:05 PM

Aaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!

AtlantisCash 01-03-2010 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Feelgood (Post 16705011)
post proof or Get banned




fixed for You :(:winkwink:

Domain Broker 01-03-2010 05:16 PM

never happened

Agent 488 01-03-2010 05:19 PM

sucker born every minute.

ArsewithClass 01-03-2010 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Feelgood (Post 16705011)
post proof or it didnt happen

You want proof of a man standing naked infront of his daughter? :Oh crap

seeandsee 01-03-2010 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16705208)
You want proof of a man standing naked infront of his daughter? :Oh crap

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LiveDose 01-03-2010 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fmltube (Post 16704810)
A guy I went to film school with has been working in adult for the last couple years producing gonzo films. He moved over to the UK ad the other day we were catching up on old times and he shared with me the weirdest shit he has encountered while in adult.

So the story goes he has used this same guy for the last few months for all of his shoots and he hired this hot fresh 18 year old model. She shows up to the shoot and while getting dressed the male talent arrives and goes into the other bathroom to get ready. He exits the bathroom with his cock hard as hell and then the female talent exits the bathroom. Both stopped dead in their tracks and stared at each other for a good five minutes. Finally the director breaks the silence and asks if there was a problem and the male talent responds " I cannot do this shoot.....that's my daughter" WTF????

Has anyone else encountered weird shit like this?

Haha I bet that wood disappeared real quick!

sysk 01-03-2010 06:33 PM

rofl too funny to be true hahaha

zurc-net 01-03-2010 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 16705332)
Haha I bet that wood disappeared real quick!

pretty sick if it didn't :/

IllTestYourGirls 01-03-2010 06:35 PM

stranger shit has happened LOL

HomerSimpson 01-03-2010 07:10 PM

well, daughter is no different from his father...
maybe we can learn something from this story...

Juicy D. Links 01-03-2010 07:12 PM

l.ololololol

Jim_Gunn 01-03-2010 11:11 PM

I have had more than one girl get dropped off on my porn set by her mother or even father one time, and more than a few other strange situations occur in my career. But this third-hand story sounds like total bullshit. The father and daughter stared at each other "for a good five minutes"? Really, five minutes? Do you know how long an eternity that is for two people in an awkward situation to stare at each other while a third person, this supposed director whose shoot is ruined by this happenstance is witnessing the whole thing? Sorry, this makes no sense at all, and sounds like a made up story, perhaps even derived from similar apocryphal story or urban legend that has as it's basis a similar plot device. Even if something like this had happened recently to someone who actually exists, it's hardly even interesting when relayed by someone who wasn't even there to provide any confirmation or any more detail.

Agent 488 01-03-2010 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 16705719)
I have had more than one girl get dropped off on my porn set by her mother or even father one time, and more than a few other strange situations occur in my career. But this third-hand story sounds like total bullshit. The father and daughter stared at each other "for a good five minutes"? Really, five minutes? Do you know how long an eternity that is for two people in an awkward situation to stare at each other while a third person, this supposed director whose shoot is ruined by this happenstance is witnessing the whole thing? Sorry, this makes no sense at all, and sounds like a made up story, perhaps even derived from similar apocryphal story or urban legend that has as it's basis a similar plot device. Even if something like this had happened recently to someone who actually exists, it's hardly even interesting when relayed by someone who wasn't even there to provide any confirmation or any more detail.

you mean you don't believe a story by a guy who is pretending to be a woman who is pretending to work in adult?

Iron Fist 01-03-2010 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16705208)
You want proof of a man standing naked infront of his daughter? :Oh crap

That's exactly what he wants... :thumbsup

Sebastian Sands 01-04-2010 01:06 AM

so the talent doesn't meet at all before hand? My talent meets always before and they do papers or whatever first.. I won't send male talent to the bathroom to get hard and then confront him with the model when he comes out..lol

This makes no sense at all..

PornMD 01-04-2010 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 16705724)
you mean you don't believe a story by a guy who is pretending to be a woman who is pretending to work in adult?

:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

Where's that "y'all postin' in a troll thread" image when we need it?

VikingMan 01-04-2010 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 16705719)
I have had more than one girl get dropped off on my porn set by her mother or even father one time, and more than a few other strange situations occur in my career. But this third-hand story sounds like total bullshit. The father and daughter stared at each other "for a good five minutes"? Really, five minutes? Do you know how long an eternity that is for two people in an awkward situation to stare at each other while a third person, this supposed director whose shoot is ruined by this happenstance is witnessing the whole thing? Sorry, this makes no sense at all, and sounds like a made up story, perhaps even derived from similar apocryphal story or urban legend that has as it's basis a similar plot device. Even if something like this had happened recently to someone who actually exists, it's hardly even interesting when relayed by someone who wasn't even there to provide any confirmation or any more detail.

I am going to go out on a limb and claim that is the first time anyone has used "apocryphal" on GFY. Good one Jim :thumbsup

JamesK 01-04-2010 04:02 AM

It's a BS story. Your "friend" is a lying sack of shit.

NickB. 01-04-2010 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sebastian Sands (Post 16705874)
so the talent doesn't meet at all before hand? My talent meets always before and they do papers or whatever first.. I won't send male talent to the bathroom to get hard and then confront him with the model when he comes out..lol

This makes no sense at all..

This is what I was thinking as well lol...
Maybe show some test results as well? :1orglaugh

JoshyJ 01-04-2010 05:26 AM

Also what doesn't make sense is why stand and stare at each other? It's like they both were wondering if they should just go for it.

mistick 01-04-2010 05:47 AM

hahhaahah fucked up situation

AmeliaG 01-04-2010 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 16705883)
I am going to go out on a limb and claim that is the first time anyone has used "apocryphal" on GFY. Good one Jim :thumbsup


That's one of my favorite words and I've definitely used it on GFY before, but Jim and I are not alone.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ght=apocryphal

k0nr4d 01-04-2010 08:44 AM

anyone got that video of the mother and daughter that are blindfolded?

edit: http://www.efukt.com/1880_Mother_&_D...Sex_Prank.html

Here it is.

Spankys Teens 01-04-2010 10:18 AM

to good to be true

NetHorse 01-04-2010 10:22 AM

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh RLY!? :error

The Duck 01-04-2010 10:22 AM

I call bullshit. That story does not make any sense at all.

Shap 01-04-2010 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 16705883)
I am going to go out on a limb and claim that is the first time anyone has used "apocryphal" on GFY. Good one Jim :thumbsup

LOL I thought so too. GFY Search shows it's been used 20 times LOL

Ripper - RiotDesign 01-04-2010 10:58 AM

wouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!! :1orglaugh

96ukssob 01-04-2010 11:09 AM

these days, i would believe it.

CyberHustler 01-04-2010 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 16706569)
anyone got that video of the mother and daughter that are blindfolded?

edit: http://www.efukt.com/1880_Mother_&_D...Sex_Prank.html

Here it is.

:1orglaugh

CYF 01-04-2010 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 16706569)
anyone got that video of the mother and daughter that are blindfolded?

edit: http://www.efukt.com/1880_Mother_&_D...Sex_Prank.html

Here it is.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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