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Scott McD 01-05-2010 12:19 PM

The Most Nervous Darts Player In The WORLD !!!
 
This was live on TV yesterday.

I just hope this video works for everyone. Quite unreal actually. I don't think i have ever seen anyone score '5' live on tv before. And how the hell did he hit 'double 1' when trying to hit treble 20 lol.

Quote:

Australia's Anthony Fleet struggles badly with his nerves on the Lakeside stage in his first-round match with former champion Martin Adams, throwing one of the least impressive opening legs of darts ever seen at the World Championships.

Fleet dropped his darts and looked unsteady on his feet at times as the occasion bewildered the Canberra man.

"I have waited 20 years to get here and I have embarrassed myself," Fleet said.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/othe...ts/8440534.stm


I pretty much suck at darts but i reckon even i could have beat him. :1orglaugh

Martin 01-05-2010 12:25 PM

I can't believe how nutty the Scots are about Darts. I'm a half Scots and don't get it.lol. I get World Match Play Darts on TV here in Canada and have to laugh my ass off as 1000's of Scots get together to drink and watch other guys play darts. They're going absolutely nuts too.

Agent 488 01-05-2010 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 16712741)
I can't believe how nutty the Scots are about Darts. I'm a half Scots and don't get it.lol. I get World Match Play Darts on TV here in Canada and have to laugh my ass off as 1000's of Scots get together to drink and watch other guys play darts. They're going absolutely nuts too.

heh been watching that too. when did darts get like pro wrestling?

JC Maldini 01-05-2010 12:33 PM

I have to say I love playing cricket and 501. I started watching darts a couple years ago, I find its very dramatic and the commentators are a riot to listen to.

Agent 488 01-05-2010 12:36 PM

i love watching the average joe looking dart players. they crack me up.

Sebastian Sands 01-05-2010 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 16712741)
I can't believe how nutty the Scots are about Darts. I'm a half Scots and don't get it.lol. I get World Match Play Darts on TV here in Canada and have to laugh my ass off as 1000's of Scots get together to drink and watch other guys play darts. They're going absolutely nuts too.

Just like the rest of the world doesn't get baseball or American Football, or Australian rugby..

madawgz 01-05-2010 12:54 PM

i dont know why i just watched 4 mins of that, they looked tied for the most part...

UniqueD 01-05-2010 12:55 PM

I love darts, i play a soft tip league every year round here. (i know soft tips are the same)

Scott McD 01-05-2010 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 16712741)
I can't believe how nutty the Scots are about Darts. I'm a half Scots and don't get it.lol. I get World Match Play Darts on TV here in Canada and have to laugh my ass off as 1000's of Scots get together to drink and watch other guys play darts. They're going absolutely nuts too.

It's all over the UK actually. Not just Scotland.


The PDC (which is on Sky) is where the real money is. The BDO (bbc) which is what this game in the vid was from really is a poorer level now.

But yes, the darts sells out everywhere now in the UK. It's a battle to try and get tickets for it. I guess people just like the fact you can go and have a laugh while not supporting anyone in particular, while getting drunk at the same time.

Football (soccer) here gets boring sometimes at the game as you can't drink, and you freeze your ass off in the process...

itto 01-05-2010 03:08 PM

i guess this Anthony Fleet guy will never play a 9-darter live on tv just like van Barneveld did (again) some days ago ;)

Scott McD 01-05-2010 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by itto (Post 16713465)
i guess this Anthony Fleet guy will never play a 9-darter live on tv just like van Barneveld did (again) some days ago ;)

Not even if he started from 101. :1orglaugh

weekly 01-05-2010 04:46 PM

Eric Bristow taught me how to throw darts one drunken night in his pub in Stoke. Improved my game a thousand percent.

Loch 01-05-2010 04:55 PM

im not sure why i watched all that?

just no fun if you dont have 3 pints inboard

itto 01-05-2010 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16713740)
Eric Bristow taught me how to throw darts one drunken night in his pub in Stoke. Improved my game a thousand percent.

my dad bought me his fancy video in the late 80's, still have it laying around somewhere.
http://bosstoons.com/eb1.jpg

weekly 01-05-2010 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by itto (Post 16713776)
my dad bought me his fancy video in the late 80's, still have it laying around somewhere.
http://bosstoons.com/eb1.jpg

Check out his grip. That is what he taught me.

weekly 01-05-2010 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 16713768)
im not sure why i watched all that?

just no fun if you dont have 3 pints inboard

You need good ballast to play darts.

baddog 01-05-2010 07:24 PM

No double in to start?

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniqueD (Post 16712866)
I love darts, i play a soft tip league every year round here. (i know soft tips are the same)

Disagree.

weekly 01-05-2010 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 16714276)
No double in to start?



Disagree.

wtf is soft tip

itto 01-05-2010 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16714288)
wtf is soft tip

its for softies, y'know.

Bird 01-06-2010 02:20 AM

Probably got shit faced waiting for his round.

Platinumpimp 01-06-2010 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 16712741)
I can't believe how nutty the Scots are about Darts. I'm a half Scots and don't get it.lol. I get World Match Play Darts on TV here in Canada and have to laugh my ass off as 1000's of Scots get together to drink and watch other guys play darts. They're going absolutely nuts too.

Same like others get crazy about football, icehockey whatever. I do agree they are going wild. :pimp

Raf1 01-06-2010 04:49 AM

yeah, that is pretty bad

Sarah_Jayne 01-06-2010 05:25 AM

It really isn't just Scotland. It is a big deal every year in the UK and I believe it is even bigger in other European countries. It is one of those things, like the Snooker coverage, that I have never really gotten used to since moving here.

seeandsee 01-06-2010 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by itto (Post 16713776)
my dad bought me his fancy video in the late 80's, still have it laying around somewhere.
http://bosstoons.com/eb1.jpg

:thumbsup:1orglaugh

Spankys Teens 01-06-2010 08:09 AM

hahaha, i love darts especial Phil Taylor - great guy.
Feel kind of sorry for the aussie

czarina 01-06-2010 08:11 AM

that second guy is good, very good

POed-poster 01-06-2010 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 16712741)
I can't believe how nutty the Scots are about Darts. I'm a half Scots and don't get it.lol. I get World Match Play Darts on TV here in Canada and have to laugh my ass off as 1000's of Scots get together to drink and watch other guys play darts. They're going absolutely nuts too.

I get it a lot more than I get the Canadian obsession with curling, or the Pakistan obsession with cricket. People play darts in bars. Only wieners play cricket or curling. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I also don't get the complete obsession the world (outside the USA) has with soccer, which they call football. Crazy people will kill for that sport, especially the people in the football-nutty UK!

Scott McD 01-06-2010 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spankys Teens (Post 16716626)
hahaha, i love darts especial Phil Taylor - great guy.
Feel kind of sorry for the aussie

Phil taylor would destroy anyone playing in the BDO league...

StaceyJo 01-06-2010 08:49 AM

Wow! So cool, man.

Iron Fist 01-06-2010 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16713740)
Eric Bristow taught me how to throw darts one drunken night in his pub in Stoke. Improved my game a thousand percent.

Well going from "not hitting the board at all to hitting the dart board" would be an improvement... yes. Congrats :) :thumbsup

bronco67 01-06-2010 09:04 AM

What's next? The International Jacks and Tiddlywinks Competition?

purecharlie 01-06-2010 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 16716704)
Phil taylor would destroy anyone playing in the BDO league...

So true, Taylor is head and shoulders above everyone - the BDO is more like a second division

JadaY 01-06-2010 09:07 AM

i want 10 minutes of my life back

weekly 01-06-2010 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16716682)
I get it a lot more than I get the Canadian obsession with curling, or the Pakistan obsession with cricket. People play darts in bars. Only wieners play cricket or curling. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I also don't get the complete obsession the world (outside the USA) has with soccer, which they call football. Crazy people will kill for that sport, especially the people in the football-nutty UK!

I never got the soccer thing. Its slow. It lasts too long. Its girly as fuck. And the world outside of Canada and the US goes nuts for it. But they do the same thing for cricket which can last five days for one game.

Scott McD 01-06-2010 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16717450)
I never got the soccer thing. Its slow. It lasts too long.

It lasts 90mins. The clock runs continuously. The half time break is 15mins.

How long does an American Football game last ? And the clock stops every 5secs near enough. Plus all the commercial breaks.




How the hell did we get onto this debate again?? :1orglaugh

weekly 01-06-2010 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 16717469)
It lasts 90mins. The clock runs continuously. The half time break is 15mins.

How long does an American Football game last ? And the clock stops every 5secs near enough. Plus all the commercial breaks.




How the hell did we get onto this debate again?? :1orglaugh

Yeah, but real football they don't trip, fall down, and roll around in agony while some dipshit referee holds up...wait for it...a red card. Its not about tactics, planning, big hits and strategy. Its about running around in short shorts for ninety minutes of boring nothing.

Scott McD 01-06-2010 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16717480)
Its about running around in short shorts for ninety minutes of boring nothing.

The rest of the WORLD outside the US disagrees.

I'll leave it at that... :pimp

Storm_Tracker 01-06-2010 10:17 AM

I'd rather watch Soccer .... Champions League Anyone?


:thumbsup

rogueteens 01-06-2010 10:41 AM

nerves = drunk in this case methinks

Vendzilla 01-06-2010 10:52 AM

Never liked the plastic tip game, just real darts, I have a set of 21 gram darts somewhere

weekly 01-06-2010 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 16717495)
The rest of the WORLD outside the US disagrees.

I'll leave it at that... :pimp

That's it? because the rest of the world disagrees? It is still a boring sissy game that's only real excitement is the thugs that riot in great displays of chauvinism. Nothing to do with the game. Everything to do with national pride where even a bumfuck country can challenge a first world nation in a game that takes little skill compared to say....hockey.

PornMD 01-06-2010 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 16717091)
What's next? The International Jacks and Tiddlywinks Competition?

Believe it or not, there IS a Tiddlywinks one. There's probably a Jacks one too given that.

Regarding this vid, how fucking horrible it must feel when mid-game with tons of points to go, you have to hear the announcer say what you just threw: 5. You wonder why it never occurred to him that he kept missing RIGHT...hell, if he moved his aim left a bit and got 20s for all those 1s, he probably would have been in business. It's not like his opponent was doing THAT well. Hell, he was AHEAD of his opponent at one point.

NetHorse 01-06-2010 12:46 PM

I'm bad at darts, but I love playing.

baddog 01-06-2010 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 16717667)
Never liked the plastic tip game, just real darts, I have a set of 21 gram darts somewhere

21 g's? Why not just throw rocks? :1orglaugh

pornguy 01-06-2010 02:21 PM

I like playing but have not for years.

fatfoo 01-06-2010 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16717955)
That's it? because the rest of the world disagrees? It is still a boring sissy game that's only real excitement is the thugs that riot in great displays of chauvinism. Nothing to do with the game. Everything to do with national pride where even a bumfuck country can challenge a first world nation in a game that takes little skill compared to say....hockey.

Cute avatar.

Vendzilla 01-06-2010 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 16718806)
21 g's? Why not just throw rocks? :1orglaugh

I found out I needed weight, thats why I hate the plastic ones, I could shoot those all night, but if I went to even 19 my elbow would hurt the next day. I can play darts better than pool!

Ivo 01-06-2010 06:32 PM

The dutch finish the legs in another way ;) Check this out

https://youtube.com/watch?v=72PNQq-rLtk

CunningStunt 01-06-2010 06:50 PM

Oh crap, that was embarrassing to watch. Poor fella.


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