Everything you want to know about my criminal past, drugs, addictions, failed marriag
 

Here is everything on me....

I've never been arrested, worst i've had is a speeding ticket. I don't do drugs, only drink socially which isn't very often. Don't have any addictions.... No STDS, Married 1 time, and still married. No kids muchless illegitimate kids. Haven't gone out of business,or bankrupt, or scewed lots of people over, (or anyone for that matter) etc... I haven't been late on a bill in 10 years...


Am I cool too. I know that is kind of boring but I really want to be cool and everyone to think I am cool. Should I go snort some coke to help my coolness go up? I don't have any tats or piercings either, should I shoot myself for being so boring ?:Oh crap

btw I've never cheated on my wife either...

maybe? but that just make a mess.

jk :thumbsup

You seem insecure.

Great for you!

Thanks for the zango referral a few years ago, I made bank on it :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup Kudos for that

Found your pic

http://www.waltsense.com/storage/art...owtie_Nerd.jpg

No need to do coke, just getting rid of the bowtie and getting contacts will be a huge improvement

Will is one of the good guys in the biz :thumbsup

Do you play world of warcraft?

no......

yes, but mainly because of my small penis.

sorry what did you say i fell asleep :winkwink:

Just let it go dude. No one cares what you do. Bringing it to the forefront only puts up a target for people to take shots at, whether today or 8 months from now. Is that what you want?

This road has already been paved in misery, by me. Do you really want to repeat that?

Just do what you do, and leave it at that.

so how do I become cool ? help me.

Step #1: Stop posting shit like this.

Step #2: Stop asking how to "become cool".

You seem insecure and petty.

thus why your life revolves around being internet police.

If you want to change that, just take a drive through southern Georgia. You'll most likely get arrested and setup so you'll have to spend some jail time. While in jail your wife will leave you and you'll experience gay sex. When you get out you'll have to file bankruptcy and you'll start doing drugs and drinking heavily to cope with the stress. So really you are just a short drive from everything changing.

can't even spell marriage right ;)

you right being the internet police is definitely not cool. I should be an internet thug, internet bad guy... now they are cool.


thats like a rock and hard place. I can't win.

damn at first I though you said I was pretty :winkwink:


is being a bad speller cool or no? actually i ran out of characters in the title.

did that happen to someone here :winkwink:

So what do you think I should do, take pictures of my muscles and put them online? Maybe take some of your pills to make my penis bigger. maybe that will make me feel more secure ;)

http://www.nataliedee.com/092505/todays-lesson.jpg

http://i410.photobucket.com/albums/p...s/Coolness.jpg

There are books on the subject too:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...wL._SS500_.jpg

Or you could just sell-out your business to AFF...I hear that all the cool kids do that! :upsidedow

ADG

im going to stay the fuck out of southern georgia now :helpme

You sound like a Liar.

you probably are a bit uptight man but its all good right :)

Just be yourself and fuck what people think...

like the song,I'm doin me

Don't try to be cool, just be cool.

I give you positive rep http://www.gfy.com/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif ( You will have to cut and paste it in ).

you'd have to have someone like baddog groom you if you want to be a bro... very very very difficult and you'll def need help

is this what happened to stickyfingers????

Just passing by...

Wow! Can't believe I had to pull my Blues Magoos card - prolly only Baddog will get this reference... :)



ADG

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

who cares...

I think what you are after is eluding you because it isn't something that comes from the outside world. This feeling, this notion has come from within. Its a state of mind, a belief in yourself. No one is ever going to make you feel a certain way, you are in control aren't you?

so grow a beard and get a Harley and I should be set then :thumbsup

who gives a fuck.
You think you are so important that you have to do a press release???
Modesty is your friend

I can't believe he bumped his own thread from like 10 months ago.. How self absorbed do you have to be to do that... Good lord.

Aahhaahhaahhahahahhahahh priceless!!!