Female Looking for work
 

and not taking nude pictures of myself but I can write blog posts , resize images, add video descriptions and gallery descriptions. I'm in the process of getting my bachelors in web graphic design. Just looking for some part time odds and ends things to do.. for cheap

If you have anything you would like done please contact me via icq 579465760

There's this handy-dandy batch resize feature in Photoshop CS4 that most webmasters here use...

Good luck, though.

show us your gallery descriptions.

I will show those who contact me via icq

sent u a msg my icq (137-469-five two nine)

don't use icq.

if you're looking for webmaster work why point out in the title that you are a girl? should it make a difference?

Self shot non-nude pics? Pretty please? You are hot!

Beat me to it.

because it's a guy.

Describe your pussy in 6,000 words or less.


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I got work for ya, get the camera rdy and undress yourself!

"I'm in the process of getting my bachelors in web graphic design."

Wow... I forgot there are people that actually go to school for this. A Bachelors in web design? In all seriousness, I would love to see what a Bachelor's Degree Holder's version of a porn website looks like. Not being shitty here..... being serious.

Looks like Webgurl is the nicest webmistress here..

"Show us your tits", is what he meant to say. :winkwink:

icq me for tit picture only you :warning

Post proof you are a female then hit me up.

Clearly not serious then.

Sorry I wasted my time. (yet again).

Depends.do you have firm buttocks?

My cousin has one of those. He ended up working for southwest airlines as a ticket agent and now he does mortgage approvals. Good luck with that degree! :thumbsup

Show us your male tits.

post a link to your website showing some of your work. :2 cents:

hello roger.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

It has a disclaimer in the upper right corner :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup

She is a girl like I am king fucking kong

hello Mike .. is that You ??!!


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What a waste of a hot pic.

what you got baby

no work till me see tits hun, that's the jist of all the replies.

http://i47.tinypic.com/2vaczfn.jpg

im just saying what a fuckin coincidence :upsidedow

Hungryman, is that you?? :1orglaugh

Jeez, you sure know how to give a "girl" a boost of confidence :1orglaugh

Fuck No!

:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

she sent me a pic.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-i...oobs/d_cup.jpg

Got a portfolio?

:2 cents::2 cents:

I will say this - people give Claire shit but at least she's actually put forth effort in the past to convince us she's in fact a female, whereas "Melissa" continues to talk like a guy and provide no proof whatsoever she isn't besides her stretched avatar that I don't think anyone here believes is her, and now you Ms. EmoBabe...where's the effort?

You, sir, speak my mind. :thumbsup

Amazing, how some adult webmasters fall for their own tricks ;)

hello elitechris.

Dude, I've been saying that for years... it used to be common for all these so-called "solo girl models" to come here and talk all sorts of webmaster jargon like conversion ratios, market saturation, talking about all their new FHG's, FPA's and banners, and say they'd be conducting big traffic deals on ICQ... I was actually surprised just how many webmasters actually thought these so-called models weren't the program owners themselves. Whenever I talk about that sort of stuff with models, the only look I get is one that I'm talking to someone in a completely separate dimension than the one I live in...

Webmasters are some of the most naive, gullible fucks on the planet.

I have a ton of goth and emo websites, if your interested in doing blog posts drop me an email or IM.

Thanks

best of luck finding work

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:thumbsup

It's funny ... when I went to university it was to study the principals of animation ... that led me into a career in videogames ...

now they have courses specificall FOR videogames art ... which is crazy. Because they lose so much of the fundamentals. It's weird.

That said ... EmoBabe, don't listen to most of the remarks... this is the adult industry and it's a little more laid back than mainstream. You get more people making stupid remarks about your tits and ass if you're a girl. lol.

My only add here now is that if you're going to use the female side of you as a selling point of some kind (potentially powerful in the right way), don't use a fake avatar :) That's a famous emo image from the net. Believe me, I know, coz I love emo/scene chicks :) hehe.

buyer beware.

No, that is ''gingerboy'''aka Killswitch

If you saw the same image, post it here. :pimp:thumbsup

dont send this "girl" any money ever. you will regret it.

btw hi elitechris/tightcams/etc/etc