ANAL HOBBIT INTERNEXT 2010 TIP: How to come away with Goods @ Internext!
 

Every year I try and give a good tip to the folks who come to internext. From how to get free passes, to how to get into parties uninvited, to how to get free food. This year is no different.. We all know that biz isnt really done at internext, it hasnt been that way for YEARS.. So why go??? This has been the theme for sometime now. How can you monitize the event?

Well here's a tip that will gaurenteeeee you some returns on your investment. Its one of the oldest tricks in the book but I assure you it will work and it has for me. Just requires a little bit of urban thinking and skill and I garurenteeeee you will be walking away from internext with a smile!

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Fact.... Adult Webmasters, Sales Reps and Program owners lack street smarts of any kind... People who rent out spaces on the show floor are clueless in most cases of their surroundings.. People at the parties are clueless as well. Everyone has their guard down..

This is a gold mine for someone who is a good ole fashoned thief!

Over the years ive gotten everything from free laptops to cameras to purses even TVs from internext. Ive gotten what I like to call "mystery prizes" by grabbing large backpacks not knowing whats inside only to go back to my room and unpack them like a little kid at christmas opening a gift excited to see whats inside..

Internext is a buffet if free shit. People lay these things around. Have a guard down and its as easy as stealing candy from a baby.

But dont let this fool you. This goes with skill to do it right. And let me give you a few tips how to do this right so you can be a successssss with this task.

#1 Do not steal on the show floor on the first day.. This is a typical amateur mistake. People usually have a guard up on the first day. On the fist day i want you to case the place out. Take notes. Look at what is at what booth and know your surroundings. Come back on the second day after the sales reps have been out partying and hung over. they will be less sharp and easier to take advantge of. Ive had some sales reps even see me walking off with shit from a booth and it didnt register to them what just happened until I was long gone... Wait till the second day.. Do the case and take notes on the 1st day for the show floor loot.

#2
Parties.. Now this is where I get a lot of great stuff. Purses and Camera night I like to call it. Youd be surprised how many people will set a camera down at these parties. Watch for heavy drinkers. Or people carrying a lot of stuff at a party. they will almost certainly set stuff down. Ease your way into the social circle they are in. Dont talk just have a back turned.. As they set it down grab it. But do it fast. Then make an exit for the door..

Now keep in mind every 1 out of 14 or so lifts you may get caught. If its a camera simply play drunk and say "ohh shit, i thought that was my camrea" and stumble away.. Always play drunk if caught.

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#3 try to work with a partner..

If you have a partner this task is all the more easy. You can distract and grab. The distract and grab is a fool proof way to get lots of great stuff with one partner making a distraction and the other making the grab.

Example.. You see a hotttie with a large purse sitting on the couch.. Or a sales rep with a backpack. This can apply to the show floor or to a party. You have one partner ask the gal if he can have a photo with her!! Or if shes not hot and some fat bitch stand about 6 feet away and reach out for a handshake to make her stand up and move away from the couch to greet you and start talking biz. Meanwhile have your partner to the side and behind her.. As she stands to talk with you your partner will lift her purse or camera or backpack she was guarding. When you see him in the clear and safe then end the conversation and walk away. But do it fast. Typically its best to walk away in a 90 degree angle. then out of sight.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh truly amazing

i caught some guy two years ago trying to open my camera bag while i was walking around

can I get my camera back from 5 yrs ago ?:Oh crap

Keep on posting evidence, you're doing a good job..

Ok now for my rankings as to what is best to steal and what to do with it..



#1 Purses.. These are great. But keep in mind the shelf life is typically only 24 hours. You only have about 24 hours to use the credit cards in that purse before they are shut down. Being you are at internext and her phone will probably be in the purse u may be able to have up to 48 hours of charges before things are closed. Typically women at internext with purses have no or very little cash.. However they do keep the room keys in the purse and typically do have the room number slip with them. Now in order to use this you must be fast. Go to the room very quickly with the room key and lift any electronics like a laptop, ipod, and jewelry.. This can be a gold mine..

If you are extra ballsy and have tools you can do what i did back in 2006 at the Mandlay bay and rip one of the plasmas off the wall and take that. At the time Plasmas were worth over 5k.

#2 on my list is cameras and camcorders. These hold high resale value and can be used by any new owner. I consider this on my GOLD list.. Go after these and case anyone who looks drunk or just is has too much shit to cary. Go for the bigger heavy SLRs.. I can assure you at every show it is very easy to grab. I get one almost EVERY show.

#3 Laptops

Laptops nowdays arent worth much.. But its what's inside that matters. Usually pre filled ftp logins and ssh logins.. This is gold for the typical russian. If you have trouble montizing these things feel free to hit me up. I have some people who can make good use of this kind of intel and will pay you more than you would be able to get otherwise.

Keep in mind its not the laptop that is worth the money its the info inside it.

Ive stolen laptops only to rip out just the HD and then toss the laptops in the dumpsters hours later. The true money is whats inside the HD. No one wants to carry home 4 laptops back in the luggage to the airport. It makes no sence. Only keep the laptop if its a new one with nice specs. Othewise dump it and keep the hd.

#4
Backpacks

Now backpacks typically dont have much in them. But they are fun to grab. They are even more fun to open when you get back to your room. It really does feel like you are a little kid again opening up presents under the tree on Christmas morning. Wondering whats inside this gift bag.

I rank these towards the bottom of true value on this list, but I must admit I do have the most fun with these. After all for me this is more just for fun. I dont need the money I just do this for sport and have fun. Backpacks are fun.. Try it and you'll see what I mean.

The typical backpack has chargers in it. Change of close, some food even. The good thing about a backpack owned by a guy is that he may keep creditcards and even camera equipment in it. A backpack female owned will have makeup and change of clothes and no real valuables..

I consider backbacks a real joy. A mystery gift if you will.

Hmmm. The problem with technology is that the value drops and drops fast. Something from 5 years ago would never be kept that long. If in fact I did take it, it would have been sold shortly there after.

Pardon? Evidence? No...
These are tips..


Which reminds me. Never show or give specfics to anyone about what you have stolen. It really can be used as evidence.. Keep this stuff to yourself. Typically on the surface people will say they hate thiefs... But underneath they are just mad that they didnt get the good shit.

In private everyone wishes they could do this and get away with it.
Its human animal nature.

Thanks for another great set of tips, Anal Hobbit.

Let me first say that I couldn't be more excited about this year's bukkake party.

Next, a quick question. For your tip #3, do you usually work with a partner? Have you ever considered teaming up with Lisa Sparxxx? It sounds like you both would do well at vegas shows.

Can I have my credit card and drivers license back from 2 years ago? You can keep the purse.

Hey Anal Hobbit, if you see Boneprone around can you holler at him to hit me up?

you racist communist pig :mad:

I gave her a mark.. Some guy with long hair at the Hardrock. He seemed like an easy mark. Not sure what ever became of it. I did however recieve a handjob from her as thanks.

Hmmm. I do think I recall. You look familar....
One thing about drivers licences is that they hold value in the resale to the right people. Typically they use it for setting up things like fake accts and idenity systems..

If it was 2 years ago I suggest you pull up a credit report just to be safe. Once I sell these ids I really have no idea what becomes of them. I can only assume they are used for some really shady shit. A nice chunk of change is paid for these things.

:(:(

With that said if anyone needs to sell anything from passports to ids feel free to hit me up and I can help get those sold for you.

Sounds good.
Hey are you going to be in Vegas?? Id like to send you a VIP pass to the Bukkake Party.

Hmmm. Was it me? Ive been caught a couple times.

For those of you critics out there who say my tips arent real, or they cant possibly work, I can assure you that ALL of my tips DO work and have been tested and tested. The people coming forward as victums of these acts should be proof enough.

The tips do work! All my tips.
See sig.

sorry man I'll be in Seattle for the Pike Place Market International Gangbang Finals

You didn't mention how to get a free flight and room and board.

why am i reading this?

Ive mentioned how to get free hotels in the past here. However being that I am now blacklisted at many properties it may not be the best long term strat to partake.

Free flights are easy.. It comes down to knowing people at the airport or the airlines. Soutwest has a buddy program, Alaska has an employee thing where they can resell or give to friends or family.

It basically just takes getting to know one of these people.

My friend dank who works at the hotdog place gave a southwest employee a whole case of stolen hotdogs for a standby ticket to fly to vegas back in 2007..

Get to know one of these people and you are fine.
You can actually find them on craigslist.


Use the stolen goods you get at internext and trade it for some airline vouchers. Your trips will become free and the tasks will all fuel themselves into a nice little system for you.

yes, anal hobbit for the president :winkwink:

Please keep this thread bumped for me. Unlike the paysite owners who can offer contests and pay people to keep threads alive I cannot.

I am a man of the people. Here to help. And I cannot help without the help from you. The people.

Do not let my knowledge go unnoticed. Do not let it go wasted..
I know my tips help and I would love to continue doing so. For the people..

Id like to hear appreciation from time to time. Or how my tips have helped you in the past. It does make me feel good when I hear how ive reached someone or helped them.
Afterall its what I do.

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spread the gospel. the gospel of the anal hobbit.

Bless Thou.

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Anal Hobbit can't see this post because the bastard put me on ignore after I told him that I would have him arrested for extortion for trying to strong arm me into sponsoring the plastic floor covering at this year's InterNext Bukkake Party.

Anyway, I came up with a plan to get even...

Anyone planning on heisting anything at InterNext, be sure to wear one of these Anal Hobbit masks when you do so, and remember to flash whatever bling you have absconded with in front of a hotel surveillance camera before disappearing into a large crowd and removing it:

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ADG

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easy... do one of the time share deals. my friend went on a few of them to crazy places and didnt pay a dime.

why not?
i have to repeat it once again: ANAL HOBBIT FOR DA PRESIDENT. he is going to be president of poor masses and average man in 2012 and with him there will be no end of world in 2012 for sure.

Once a scammer always a scammer. I have no idea why GFY puts up with you and you havent been banned. Admiting to stealing, illegal activities and engaging others to do so, its just disturbing.

ahhh Anal Hobbit, I'll miss seeing you in Vegas this year!

LOL... just wow... simply amazing! :321GFY

Anal Hobbit better hope that the BP4L Pussy Posse doesn't catch up with him...

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ADG

What?? You arent coming either? Thats not good...........

Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.” ~ Jack Handy

Someone actully has stolen a compleet wooden table, 2 by 7 metres and a weight of 150 kilo's from us during a show (not an adult show).

But i am more interested in Madoff scams, that is real money.

I wonder how long a thread will be with an adultwebmaster stealing a camera.
Not paying an affiliate 300 dollars delivers a thread of 3000+ posts.

I have another tip, make pictures of industry people in situations they don't want to see published here. JFK could ask 100 dollar for every picture he has to remove ;)

Keep the new one around your neck...

ANother tip is to play poker with Mitch... He hemorages so much money at the table its as if he's a charity giving it away.

Combine the stealing tip with playing poker against Mitch and you will walk away from vegas like a Bandit.

Literally.