CPimp |
01-07-2010 12:27 AM |
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Originally Posted by Sausage
(Post 16722439)
Lies!
We will solve the planet by taxing carbon .. our politicians said so. If we pay more tax the planet will fix itself ... honest.
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Yeah, then war will break out over the insane fucking taxes we'd have to pay on that, too. Pretty soon, they'll start taxing us as humans to live, too, since we emit methane gas and that causes global warming, too. And they'll tax the farmers who have cows cuz all them fuckers do is burp and fart and stuff, which also releases methane gas.
Don't believe me? Light a lighter near your ass hole, then fart. I bet you that shit catches on fire, sorta like holding a lit lighter in front of a hair spray can.
One time, a friend of mine did that shit. He blew a hole in the side of the tent (we were at an all night relay for life thing) and he literally burnt his asshole and everything. You could smell the burnt asscrack hair. I still LOL when I think about that shit, or when I tell the story. You had to be there.
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