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Spankys Teens 01-06-2010 11:00 PM

My Son Is Hooked on Bob The Builder - HELP
 
My 3 yr old son is frikking hooked on this Bob The Builder:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bA16sqCusbY

Any tips how to get him unhooked, he's driving me nuts :1orglaugh

Waddymelon 01-06-2010 11:06 PM

Relax... it could be much worse.

Spankys Teens 01-06-2010 11:08 PM

really, well he's 3 and he takes my iPhone and plays that damn same tune all day.
Kind of cute to see a 3 yr old using the iPhone

NaughtyRob 01-06-2010 11:33 PM

Yeah, have him watch Handy Manny, its a better show.

sicone 01-06-2010 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waddymelon (Post 16722395)
Relax... it could be much worse.

Dora.....

Deej 01-06-2010 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 16722504)
Dora.....

I fucking hated letting the kid watch Dora. Im down with blues clues. Bobs cool in my book too :thumbsup

Spankys Teens 01-06-2010 11:43 PM

Dora, Diego & the ever sp horny "boots" the monkey...they should make a porn site of those 2...should do pretty well :)
Give it a couple of months and dora and diego will stop to broadcast :)

BillyHoe 01-07-2010 01:15 AM

don't worry it gets worse. Sponge Bob is next

CPimp 01-07-2010 01:28 AM

Ohhhhh SHIT! Spongebob is awesome, but that is the inner child in me talking right there. And it's not actually SpongeBob himself, it's Patrick.

It could be much worse, my little sister in law watched BARNEY that purple fucking piece of shit dinosaur loser thing all the time! Deal with Bob, he's ok I guess.

tiptop 01-07-2010 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spankys Teens (Post 16722351)
My 3 yr old son is frikking hooked on this Bob The Builder:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bA16sqCusbY

Any tips how to get him unhooked, he's driving me nuts :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 16722504)
Dora.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillyHoe (Post 16722669)
don't worry it gets worse. Sponge Bob is next

relax, it's a normal faze if you don't have the DVD at home you are lucky, in my case the DVD was playing for 10-15 a day i went nuts.

hypedough 01-07-2010 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 16722515)
I fucking hated letting the kid watch Dora. Im down with blues clues. Bobs cool in my book too :thumbsup

Blue's Clues is the ish, the baby loves it and can't get enough of her.

mikesinner 01-07-2010 02:18 AM

Don't worry unless he starts speaking Spanish and tries to terk rr jobs.

kaysworld 01-07-2010 02:35 AM

Don't worry I know it must be driving you mad, but he will grow out of it, just wait until his 13 !!!!

Jensen 01-07-2010 02:44 AM

thank got it's chuggington up here...

Waddymelon 01-07-2010 02:52 AM

the fuckin Wiggles is what drove me nuts

lagcam 01-07-2010 02:54 AM

There are a lot worse programmes for him to be "addicted to", but it is better if he sees a cross section of different shows.

Children who like Bob the Builder, will also like Handy Manny, Thomas the Tank Engine, Chuggington etc.

Word World is a very well done programme that teaches about spelling (never too young to start that), just kep him away from creepy Barney and all will be fine.

pimpware 01-07-2010 03:23 AM

wait until he grows and he will be hooked with porn :1orglaugh


3 year old and he is addicted to to bob the builder

>6 years old he will be addicted with cartoon network

> 10 years old he will be addicted with family guy, simpsons and american dad

halfpint 01-07-2010 03:26 AM

At least he is not hooked on barbie dolls Kids go through stages like this ..I know ours did when they were kids

fatfoo 01-07-2010 03:48 AM

This is hypothetical, just bear with me... Try to imagine this...

Imagine you put your 3-year old child to do child labour in a working camp where the child does construction work - painting walls, moving small blocks of bricks, working on an assembly line and doing simple physical tasks.

Ok - 3 years old is too young - he is too dumb. So, let's say you put him to work to start working at 7 years old. Let's say this young child gets paid $5 an hour and he works 40 hours a week. That would mean he makes $200 a week. That counts to $800 a month. It is also $9,600 a year.

Now, imagine this child works from the Age of 7 to the age of 18. This means that by the age of maturity, ( at 18 years old), this child has made $105,600 for himself throughout the 11 years of labour.

Now, you might say - "Well, sir - this child can't work! He needs to go to school and learn his subjects!"

But, imagine the child gets on-the-job training and he learns a new skill every week, let's say. This means that this child would have sufficient skills for construction work at least.

Now, keep in mind that the child only works 40 hours a week. This means he can still have another 20 hours a week to be home-schooled and learn essential things like math, english and science. In my mind, this would grow up to be a very productive member of society.

Spankys Teens 01-07-2010 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 16723064)
This is hypothetical, just bear with me... Try to imagine this...

Imagine you put your 3-year old child to do child labour in a working camp where the child does construction work - painting walls, moving small blocks of bricks, working on an assembly line and doing simple physical tasks.

Ok - 3 years old is too young - he is too dumb. So, let's say you put him to work to start working at 7 years old. Let's say this young child gets paid $5 an hour and he works 40 hours a week. That would mean he makes $200 a week. That counts to $800 a month. It is also $9,600 a year.

Now, imagine this child works from the Age of 7 to the age of 18. This means that by the age of maturity, ( at 18 years old), this child has made $105,600 for himself throughout the 11 years of labour.

Now, you might say - "Well, sir - this child can't work! He needs to go to school and learn his subjects!"

But, imagine the child gets on-the-job training and he learns a new skill every week, let's say. This means that this child would have sufficient skills for construction work at least.

Now, keep in mind that the child only works 40 hours a week. This means he can still have another 20 hours a week to be home-schooled and learn essential things like math, english and science. In my mind, this would grow up to be a very productive member of society.

What have u been smokin'? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Waddymelon 01-07-2010 07:11 AM

fatfoo, you get more weird each fucking day. Seriously.

Gambrinus 01-07-2010 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 16722773)
Don't worry unless he starts speaking Spanish and tries to terk rr jobs.

trrrrrk are jawwwwbs!

jay23 01-07-2010 07:30 AM

Be thank full he is not watching Thomas the tank engine. My 5 year old loves that show but its so full of commercials we have spent 3-4K in buying all the trains. Hope one day those can be sold on ebay

Spankys Teens 01-07-2010 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jay23 (Post 16723489)
Be thank full he is not watching Thomas the tank engine. My 5 year old loves that show but its so full of commercials we have spent 3-4K in buying all the trains. Hope one day those can be sold on ebay

He watches Thomas as well but it's that dick Bob The Builder that's driving me nuts.

Anyways, i'll give you $5 for the lot including postage :pimp

Sid70 01-07-2010 07:46 AM

thats ok, just watch him the day he is asking about pussies. id pay for a slut to let him understand one doesnt have to marry a woman just because of the frictions he made.

czarina 01-07-2010 07:48 AM

better than hooked on Barbie!

candyflip 01-07-2010 08:09 AM

We're a Playhouse Disney house.

But I am a big fan of Word World and Yo Gabba Gabba.

StuartD 01-07-2010 08:15 AM

In the Night Garden... it's like someone took a whole bunch of drugs, put what they saw to a television show and marketed it to children.

Waybuloo isn't far off with their "yogo" crap.

brassmonkey 01-07-2010 08:16 AM

its a blessing enjoy it b4 u know it will be gone and you will be thinking back to that time.

Lonely immortal 01-07-2010 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spankys Teens (Post 16722351)
My 3 yr old son is frikking hooked on this Bob The Builder:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bA16sqCusbY

Any tips how to get him unhooked, he's driving me nuts :1orglaugh

Just be glad it's not the teletubbies :1orglaugh

Storm_Tracker 01-07-2010 08:29 AM

Thank god its not Dora :) :1orglaugh


:pimp

tranza 01-07-2010 08:48 AM

At least it is not teletubies!

Ripper - RiotDesign 01-07-2010 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina (Post 16723533)
better than hooked on Barbie!

yup, totally agree :thumbsup

Spankys Teens 01-07-2010 09:44 AM

I want Captain Caveman back on TV

selena 01-07-2010 09:53 AM

The boy is approaching 14, and I can still hear that damned theme song in my head.

Bob the Builder can we build it?

Bob the Builder YES WE CAN

I remember hating that freakin' scarecrow character. I thought it gave a horrible lesson. It would do all sorts of shit, then apologize, and everyone would forgive him and get him out of whatever jam he was in.

BardMan 01-07-2010 09:59 AM

spongebob squarepants is the answer

JC Maldini 01-07-2010 10:29 AM

Trust me that is nothing compared to the Wonder Pets...my daughter loves it for some reason. It is the most annoying cartoon on the planet...drives me nuts!

robertstacksghost 01-07-2010 10:37 AM

Yeah...Bob the Builder is about middle-of-the-road insanity. Thank god it isn't Wonder Pets (condolences, Maldini ;), Oobi, that annoying little cocksucker Sid the Science Kid on PBS or, of course, Barney.

If you're looking for the most tolerable of kid shows, I recommend Backyardigans (the music isn't bad) and my all-time favorite, which is Word Girl. That show's funny...I'd actually watch it myself. (God, I can't believe I just fucking said that...I'm sad. :)

Spankys Teens 01-07-2010 11:07 PM

Backyardigans tolerable - naaa man, you must be shittin me.
With only 6 post i'm sorry i can't take you seriously on this vital subject.

lazycash 01-08-2010 01:59 AM

Whatever you do, don't let him get hooked on Wow Wow Wubzzy, gotta be the most annoying.

borked 01-08-2010 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 16723588)
In the Night Garden... it's like someone took a whole bunch of drugs, put what they saw to a television show and marketed it to children.

I get my dose of the little ponty pines each evening :thumbsup

dmg44 01-08-2010 11:39 AM

Its better Bob The Builder than Special Agent Oso!!!!

SykkBoy 01-08-2010 12:02 PM

wait until he gets hooked on Lazytown...that show gives me the creeps...


Porn Grounds 01-08-2010 12:06 PM

Could be hooked on Charlie Waffles...

:o

heymatty 01-08-2010 12:21 PM

Plus 1 for wow wow wubzzy.

CaptainHowdy 01-08-2010 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spankys Teens (Post 16723925)
I want Captain Caveman back on TV

:2 cents: ...

SykkBoy 01-08-2010 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porn Grounds (Post 16728306)
Could be hooked on Charlie Waffles...

:o

bye bye boobies...

lazycash 01-08-2010 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heymatty (Post 16728354)
Plus 1 for wow wow wubzzy.

Please no.

robertstacksghost 01-08-2010 12:46 PM

C'mon, man! Widget cracks me up! :)

Platinumpimp 01-08-2010 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spankys Teens (Post 16723415)
What have u been smokin'? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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