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rabbit 01-07-2010 07:07 AM

Thanks for the toilet, Nasty Dollars!
 
while i was away on vacation ups delivered a box of what looked like a toilet. everyone in the office was perplexed and wondered if it really was what it seemed to be. certainly not the xmas gift we were expecting.

indeed, it was a toto neocrest 550! if you dont know, this is state of the art bidet/toilet.

a jacuzzi next year?

thanks for putting out quality sites, staying away from shady billing and converting like mad...

believe it or not, for 2009 our nasty dollars ratio is 1:159

chupachups 01-07-2010 07:12 AM

Nice! :1orglaugh

The Neorest 550 is a truly remarkable combination of ecology and luxury, and offers these comfort and convenience functions:

* Programmable Nightlight
* New Easy-to-Read Remote Control Design
* More Compact Design
* Automatic Open and Close Lid
* Washlet Cleansing with Three Modes
* Hands-Free Automatic Flush
* Integrated Warm Air Dryer
* Built-In Air Purifying System
* Energy Saver Timer
* Cyclone Flushing System

The Ghost 01-07-2010 07:24 AM

What an imaginative gift! :thumbsup

Is this it?

http://www.trendir.com/archives/toto...close-seat.JPG

CaptainHowdy 01-07-2010 07:31 AM

I need one of those :pimp ...

RyuLion 01-07-2010 07:50 AM

Whoot! nice..!

Thomas007 01-07-2010 08:04 AM

Interesting gift. Did they know you needed a new toilet?

rabbit 01-07-2010 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas007 (Post 16723570)
Interesting gift. Did they know you needed a new toilet?

nope. even i didnt know i needed a toilet ;)

Phoenix 01-07-2010 08:10 AM

lol...funnay stuff....kudos

Sid70 01-07-2010 08:12 AM

i got a japanese toilet that can do all the medical exams and my maid is japanese too. go figure.

Roald 01-07-2010 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rabbit (Post 16723571)
nope. even i didnt know i needed a toilet ;)

They probably know you're the shit ;)))

Trixie 01-07-2010 04:20 PM

Raaaaaaaaaaaad . . . best bonus gift ever! It's like a virtual rim job.

JenniDahling 01-07-2010 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 16723765)
They probably know you're the shit ;)))


Badump bump, chhhh.... :1orglaugh

Could be a good pickup line, "Wanna come to my place and see my fancy throne?" Most girls would go just to see WTF you're talking about.:winkwink:

Horny Joe 01-07-2010 04:27 PM

How many sales do I need to get a quality shitter like that? Made one today... :)

Redmanthatcould 01-07-2010 04:34 PM

Haha, very interesting gift. Hope you take many pleasant shits on it :)

Les Grossman 01-07-2010 04:35 PM

I was shitting in a hole in the ground just a few days ago. Makes me want to hurry up and get back home.

HandballJim 01-07-2010 04:37 PM

Very creative gift, but you might want to get some spare parts...since I doubt your local hardware store or even home depot would carry parts.

BlackCrayon 01-07-2010 04:51 PM

all i got was a urinal.

onetwo 01-11-2010 11:46 AM

Interesting gift.

BillyHoe 01-11-2010 12:03 PM

creative gift that's for sure :)

TheDoc 01-11-2010 12:05 PM

They sent you the left over one from the new house they built. :)

ArsewithClass 01-11-2010 12:13 PM

Damn cool gift Doug. A very strange one at that?

bdld 01-11-2010 12:32 PM

the toilet of al bundy's dream

Luscious Media 01-11-2010 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rabbit (Post 16723571)
nope. even i didnt know i needed a toilet ;)

lol...awesome...you'll be thinking of them everytime you sit down to push one out.

datatank 01-11-2010 01:02 PM

LOL they rock plain and simple

Doug of Montreal 01-11-2010 01:58 PM

It's a fantastic gift... but what got me was the video cam they sent with it! Like the crapper wasn't odd enough, add in a video cam and... BLAH! haha Awesome and interesting combo, that's for sure. Big props to Nasty!

By the way, we're having a great time with it while you're in Vegas, bud. ;)

idtapdat 01-11-2010 02:01 PM

toto is the best toilet!!

Roald 01-11-2010 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug of Montreal (Post 16736820)
It's a fantastic gift... but what got me was the video cam they sent with it! Like the crapper wasn't odd enough, add in a video cam and... BLAH! haha Awesome and interesting combo, that's for sure. Big props to Nasty!

By the way, we're having a great time with it while you're in Vegas, bud. ;)

The cam is tight huh ;))

VicD 01-11-2010 02:27 PM

sig spot

webgurl 01-11-2010 02:28 PM

very interesting, did u post a photo of it yet ??

meanguy7 01-11-2010 04:34 PM

Probably metric and my outhouse is standard......


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