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TheSenator 01-10-2010 05:47 PM

Girlfriends Telling Girlfriends About Penis Size...
 
My wife's friends are over and bullshiting over a fatty(big bottle of wine). Im upstairs pretending to work. I can hear almost everything they are talking about. My wife's friend just starting dating/fucking a new guy. The first questioned asked "How big is his penis?"...Second question "Is it fatter than my wrist?"... Third question "Is it veiny?"...The discussion is still on going but unfortunately this poor man doesn't give my wife's friend the feeling of being filled.

We are having a late dinner and this new boyfriend is coming over. Should be an interesting dinner.......


sidenote: Women are fucking evil!

Sly 01-10-2010 05:50 PM

So these women will be giggling to themselves all throughout dinner? Poor guy...

Domain Broker 01-10-2010 05:52 PM

At the table tell them about the tight pussy you fucked earlier

Agent 488 01-10-2010 05:55 PM

ask him about her obviously gaping hole over dessert.

BV 01-10-2010 06:13 PM

usually women will lie about their spouses penis size

sort of like how seo guys say there's no money in seo

they don't want any competition

PornMD 01-10-2010 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BV (Post 16734773)
usually women will lie about their spouses penis size

sort of like how seo guys say there's no money in seo

they don't want any competition

Or like how "seo" guys say they can get #1 for poker. :1orglaugh

MaDalton 01-10-2010 06:42 PM

what did your wife say about your penis?

Nicky 01-10-2010 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 16734956)
what did your wife say about your penis?

Good question :1orglaugh

Storm_Tracker 01-10-2010 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 16734943)
Or like how "seo" guys say they can get #1 for poker. :1orglaugh


:1orglaugh and number 1 for " interracial "

:upsidedow

Fat Panda 01-10-2010 07:05 PM

i have a big cock

dav3 01-10-2010 07:37 PM

have they gotten to the 'how well does he eat your pussy?' talk yet?

if not, its coming soon.

fatfoo 01-10-2010 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 16734673)

sidenote: Women are fucking evil!

Not all women. But, I think some are evil and some are good.

TheSenator 01-10-2010 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 16734956)
what did your wife say about your penis?

All her friends have seen me naked. They have dissected my penis on multiple levels. My thickness/girth is the size of my wife's wrist which is slightly above 5.6 inches.

Anyway, the guy was cool...usual bullshit talk. I tried using the words "thick, full, fill and stuffed" as much as possible through out the dinner.

CYF 01-10-2010 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 16735223)
Anyway, the guy was cool...usual bullshit talk. I tried using the words "thick, full, fill and stuffed" as much as possible through out the dinner.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Iron Fist 01-10-2010 10:53 PM

Tell the boyfriend to wear loose clothing....

tranza 01-11-2010 09:27 AM

You can expect anything like this from women...

Scott McD 01-11-2010 09:34 AM

Sound like sluts to me... :2 cents:

Juicy D. Links 01-11-2010 09:36 AM

my penis is veiny

TheSenator 01-11-2010 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 16736130)
Sound like sluts to me... :2 cents:

Yeah, they we're all sluts in college. You know how girls are...... they suck a thousand cocks, had orgies, threesomes, etc. in college and then take a year off and become born again virgins. Its amazing how girls can block out certain in their lives.

4pleasure 01-11-2010 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 16736470)
Yeah, they we're all sluts in college. You know how girls are...... they suck a thousand cocks, had orgies, threesomes, etc. in college and then take a year off and become born again virgins. Its amazing how girls can block out certain in their lives.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Yes, college girls are easy :winkwink: ... and a great niche too :pimp

sortie 01-11-2010 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Domain Broker (Post 16734688)
At the table tell them about the tight pussy you fucked earlier

:1orglaugh

Robert Day 01-11-2010 12:14 PM

College girls taste good

spazlabz 01-11-2010 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 16734703)
ask him about her obviously gaping hole over dessert.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
fucking classic


spaz

lazycash 01-11-2010 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 16735223)
All her friends have seen me naked. They have dissected my penis on multiple levels.

Care to elaborate?


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