Can You Get Aids From...
 

jacking off after eating a salami sandwich and not washing your hands?

this would be a salami sandwich from an italian deli, not a jewish one.. just so we are on the same page...

Your hands will be shielded from the meat by the bread, so you should be OK.

My cousin who is a doctor told me HIV can't live in bread.

yes but aids not a death sentence anymore.

yes, i have heard the gays in san francisco are convinced that aids is a government conspiracy and therefore there is no longer a need to use condoms for gay sex...

does that apply to all bread types?

what about Wonder Bread?

i know the blacks love Wonder Bread and aids was originally designed by the government to kill blacks and gays..

so it would make sense that the government went to Wonder Bread and had them disable the aids shielding properties...

also, does this mean that jacking off after eating salami without bread can cause aids?

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Shit, I'm gonna have to call my cousin.

It's attacking and killing people again who have been taking too much antibiotics for nothing and now tb, aids and other deadly illness became resistent. There was a series on yahoo! about it a few weeks ago.

that guy should be worried more about the amount of venom that scorpion could produce than aids..

one sting would probably kill that guy based on the weight to venom ratio.... :2 cents:

What state was the sandwich made in?

The bigger the scorpion, the less potent the sting...

Just saying.

Good call :1orglaugh ...