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weekly 01-16-2010 06:57 PM

Damn Jews...Its an international conspiracy
 
Jews are a famously accomplished group. They make up 0.2 percent of the world population, but 54 percent of the world chess champions, 27 percent of the Nobel physics laureates and 31 percent of the medicine laureates.


Jews make up 2 percent of the U.S. population, but 21 percent of the Ivy League student bodies, 26 percent of the Kennedy Center honorees, 37 percent of the Academy Award-winning directors, 38 percent of those on a recent Business Week list of leading philanthropists, 51 percent of the Pulitzer Prize winners for nonfiction.


In his book, ?The Golden Age of Jewish Achievement,? Steven L. Pease lists some of the explanations people have given for this record of achievement. The Jewish faith encourages a belief in progress and personal accountability. It is learning-based, not rite-based.


Most Jews gave up or were forced to give up farming in the Middle Ages; their descendants have been living off of their wits ever since. They have often migrated, with a migrant?s ambition and drive. They have congregated around global crossroads and have benefited from the creative tension endemic in such places.


No single explanation can account for the record of Jewish achievement. The odd thing is that Israel has not traditionally been strongest where the Jews in the Diaspora were strongest. Instead of research and commerce, Israelis were forced to devote their energies to fighting and politics.


Milton Friedman used to joke that Israel disproved every Jewish stereotype. People used to think Jews were good cooks, good economic managers and bad soldiers; Israel proved them wrong.


But that has changed. Benjamin Netanyahu?s economic reforms, the arrival of a million Russian immigrants and the stagnation of the peace process have produced a historic shift. The most resourceful Israelis are going into technology and commerce, not politics. This has had a desultory effect on the nation?s public life, but an invigorating one on its economy.


Tel Aviv has become one of the world?s foremost entrepreneurial hot spots. Israel has more high-tech start-ups per capita than any other nation on earth, by far. It leads the world in civilian research-and-development spending per capita. It ranks second behind the U.S. in the number of companies listed on the Nasdaq. Israel, with seven million people, attracts as much venture capital as France and Germany combined.


As Dan Senor and Saul Singer write in ?Start-Up Nation: The Story of Israel?s Economic Miracle,? Israel now has a classic innovation cluster, a place where tech obsessives work in close proximity and feed off each other?s ideas.


Because of the strength of the economy, Israel has weathered the global recession reasonably well. The government did not have to bail out its banks or set off an explosion in short-term spending. Instead, it used the crisis to solidify the economy?s long-term future by investing in research and development and infrastructure, raising some consumption taxes, promising to cut other taxes in the medium to long term. Analysts at Barclays write that Israel is ?the strongest recovery story? in Europe, the Middle East and Africa.


Israel?s technological success is the fruition of the Zionist dream. The country was not founded so stray settlers could sit among thousands of angry Palestinians in Hebron. It was founded so Jews would have a safe place to come together and create things for the world.


This shift in the Israeli identity has long-term implications. Netanyahu preaches the optimistic view: that Israel will become the Hong Kong of the Middle East, with economic benefits spilling over into the Arab world. And, in fact, there are strands of evidence to support that view in places like the West Bank and Jordan.


But it?s more likely that Israel?s economic leap forward will widen the gap between it and its neighbors. All the countries in the region talk about encouraging innovation. Some oil-rich states spend billions trying to build science centers. But places like Silicon Valley and Tel Aviv are created by a confluence of cultural forces, not money. The surrounding nations do not have the tradition of free intellectual exchange and technical creativity.


For example, between 1980 and 2000, Egyptians registered 77 patents in the U.S. Saudis registered 171. Israelis registered 7,652.


The tech boom also creates a new vulnerability. As Jeffrey Goldberg of The Atlantic has argued, these innovators are the most mobile people on earth. To destroy Israel?s economy, Iran doesn?t actually have to lob a nuclear weapon into the country. It just has to foment enough instability so the entrepreneurs decide they had better move to Palo Alto, where many of them already have contacts and homes. American Jews used to keep a foothold in Israel in case things got bad here. Now Israelis keep a foothold in the U.S.


During a decade of grim foreboding, Israel has become an astonishing success story, but also a highly mobile one.

Glenn Beck 01-16-2010 07:02 PM

JEWWWSS ARRGGGHH!

amirite guys?

EscortBiz 01-16-2010 07:12 PM

"For example, between 1980 and 2000, Egyptians registered 77 patents in the U.S. Saudis registered 171. Israelis registered 7,652."

maybe its because every jew has a uncle thats a patent lawyer

but all jokes aside the numbers dont lie and the jew hate is only because so many are successful

cykoe6 01-16-2010 07:14 PM

Nice post. :)

Agent 488 01-16-2010 07:15 PM

column writen by david brooks, who is jewish.

HandballJim 01-16-2010 07:18 PM

I live on the outskirts of Riverdale, NY the largest Jewish area in the Bronx. My only issue is they close the Bagel shops they own on Saturdays. Damn I love their Bagels. :)

Grapesoda 01-16-2010 07:44 PM

when a culture places value on education and hard work, that culture usually does well.

JFK 01-16-2010 07:55 PM

they certainly have brainpower:thumbsup

NOTR 01-16-2010 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandballJim (Post 16754238)
I live on the outskirts of Riverdale, NY the largest Jewish area in the Bronx. My only issue is they close the Bagel shops they own on Saturdays. Damn I love their Bagels. :)

Montreal bagels and you won't go back...

weekly 01-16-2010 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by NOTR (Post 16754391)
Montreal bagels and you won't go back...

I agree....made by your Montreal Jews....

Brujah 01-16-2010 08:35 PM

Oy vey, I'm all verklempt.

HandballJim 01-16-2010 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NOTR (Post 16754391)
Montreal bagels and you won't go back...

hmmm good to know, so far the best Bagels I have tasted were from "My Three Sons Bagel Cafe" located in Garden City, NY (Italian owned) When I was dating my wife she lived near this place...I sure looked forward to breakfast on the weekends.

I also like to eat Jewish treats...Jelly Rings, Halava, Marshmellow Twists, black and white cookies, and Chocolate Egg Creams.

weekly 01-16-2010 08:42 PM

Vancouver....Sollys....hot dogs wrapped in bagel....

TheSenator 01-16-2010 09:12 PM

My good friend is a Jew......

weekly 01-16-2010 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 16754478)
My good friend is a Jew......

Really. Have you ever met a negro?

VikingMan 01-16-2010 09:27 PM

Funny how actors move to Hollywood and within a year or two many of them are claiming they are "half Jewish" or something like that. Those people move here and realize really fast where the power lies :thumbsup I have heard of people using Jewish names on their scripts so they can trick someone in to buying it. LOL Also there is no shortage of women in this town who are converting to the tribe even if they are not dating/married to a Jewish man.

Jewish people help each other out like no other race/religion on Earth. I respect that and do not blame them one bit. :2 cents: Most of the people I have done biz with in the last 10 years have been Jewish and every one of them have been good to me.

The Porn Nerd 01-16-2010 09:27 PM

So wait - pro Jew/anti Jew? I couldn;t tell there.

JFK 01-16-2010 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 16754502)
So wait - pro Jew/anti Jew? I couldn;t tell there.

YES:thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 01-17-2010 05:30 AM

Time to buy that shotgun I guess...

weekly 01-17-2010 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 16754953)
Time to buy that shotgun I guess...

Nah, get something good....an Uzi.lol

Quagmire 01-17-2010 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 16754309)
when a culture places value on education and hard work, that culture usually does well.

So what you're saying is wearing your hat sideways, your pants down around your knees like you shit yourself and speaking nonsense is bad for a culture?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-17-2010 12:39 PM

coles notes version: the jews are winning...

weekly 01-17-2010 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 16755812)
coles notes version: the jews are winning...

Mostly whining....but then again, maybe if you whine, you win.

KILL_FRENZY 01-17-2010 12:51 PM

...You know reading all those conspiracy books is bad for you, right?

"Someone or another is trying to control us all and has almost succeeded" to which the obvious retort is "So what you gonna do about it?" If you're missing an answer then you'd best see to your own since you can't do baked shit even if it was all true. Otherwise you'd get yourself an ulcer and a nice paranoia...:2 cents:

Pics Traffic 01-17-2010 02:19 PM

Good news for us jews.

weekly 01-17-2010 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOCKBA (Post 16756024)
Good news for us jews.

So what did the Nanaimo Jews invent.....bars?

fatfoo 01-17-2010 10:24 PM

It's only 0.2 percent of the world population? Hmm... That's smaller than I thought.

That would mean 99.8% of the people are not Jews.

weekly 01-17-2010 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 16757079)
It's only 0.2 percent of the world population? Hmm... That's smaller than I thought.

That would mean 99.8% of the people are not Jews.

You are obviously not a Jewish mathematician.

BAKO 01-18-2010 12:12 AM

Jewish people are very smart and they know how to do Biz the right way :)

weekly 01-19-2010 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by BAKO (Post 16757282)
Jewish people are very smart and they know how to do Biz the right way :)

Stereotype....

balticsuntan 01-19-2010 03:19 AM

probably the most interesting thread on GFY recently.
 
well done Weekly:thumbsup
what is the % of jews in adult? being one myself, and having met quite a few, I guess it is well above their proportion in the total population...

NoComments 01-19-2010 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16760575)
Stereotype....


exactly!

weekly himself is as poor as fiel mouse,
plus,
the next time you post something, give attributes to the author, will ya?

As for Jews helping each other....

weekly is Jewish, I am Jewish and
FUCK HIM!

CPimp 01-19-2010 07:00 AM

I'm Polish :)

Pleasurepays 01-19-2010 07:04 AM

there is no greater threat to mediocrity than excellence

Achmed's Wife Halimah 01-19-2010 07:39 AM

< Young Money Young Shekels yo'

StaceyJo 01-19-2010 08:04 AM

Thanks for sharing. :D

moeloubani 01-19-2010 08:12 AM

when someone controls the media you dont go to the media to find out about them

fail

israel = terrorist state
israel = the reason for the US's problems

so if you guys want to wait around clapping for the jews while you pump israel full of aid, veto the numerous (and near-unanimous) UN resolutions against them, sit by while they illegally build settlements, attacks US ships and kill US soldiers and demand no investigation all the while getting no backlash themselves and directing it all at the US

damn how the US has turned into israels little bitch, what a shame

balticsuntan 01-19-2010 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moeloubani (Post 16761237)
when someone controls the media you dont go to the media to find out about them

fail

israel = terrorist state
israel = the reason for the US's problems

so if you guys want to wait around clapping for the jews while you pump israel full of aid, veto the numerous (and near-unanimous) UN resolutions against them, sit by while they illegally build settlements, attacks US ships and kill US soldiers and demand no investigation all the while getting no backlash themselves and directing it all at the US

damn how the US has turned into israels little bitch, what a shame

please make the distinction between Israel/Israelis and the Jews... I think that the political debate about Israel's actions has nothing to do with achievements (academic, cultural, financial, etc..) of people from Jewish community or from Jewish-influenced upbringing across the world.
Israel may be the "Jewish State" but it does not represent the "Jewish Collective". in fact, most of the time Israel sucks at helping/promoting the jews in the world. Israel is about Israelis, Judaism is about a concept (not necessarily a religion) people from many countries share, either by birth or association.
Peace be on you.

danclips 01-19-2010 09:13 AM

No mention that 90% of the adult industry is run by us chosen ones? ;)

weekly 01-19-2010 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoComments (Post 16761020)
exactly!

weekly himself is as poor as fiel mouse,
plus,
the next time you post something, give attributes to the author, will ya?

As for Jews helping each other....

weekly is Jewish, I am Jewish and
FUCK HIM!

Sure Serge...you crack me up with your obsessions...btw, I accept my poverty now. As for attribution, it was sent to my be a very good friend. You're the genius, perhaps you might guess his religious affiliation .

weekly 01-19-2010 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by balticsuntan (Post 16761342)
please make the distinction between Israel/Israelis and the Jews... I think that the political debate about Israel's actions has nothing to do with achievements (academic, cultural, financial, etc..) of people from Jewish community or from Jewish-influenced upbringing across the world.
Israel may be the "Jewish State" but it does not represent the "Jewish Collective". in fact, most of the time Israel sucks at helping/promoting the jews in the world. Israel is about Israelis, Judaism is about a concept (not necessarily a religion) people from many countries share, either by birth or association.
Peace be on you.

I gotta agree. Well written

Matt 26z 01-19-2010 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moeloubani (Post 16761237)
israel = the reason for the US's problems

The far right wing wants to see the Temple Mount rebuilt. This is the only reason Israel has support from the US. The Bible says that the third building of the temple will be the catalyst for armageddon. Interestingly enough, there are Muslim shrines in the way of rebuilding it.

But yes, if we cut off Israel, we instantly end the terror threat against the US. I would say that Americans need to wake up, but the story will never be reported from this angle in the mainstream media or even on any cable TV show no matter how obscure the channel.

Cyber Fucker 01-19-2010 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tube2k (Post 16761066)
I'm Polish :)

And what this has in common with the thread? :)

Grapesoda 01-19-2010 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 16755693)
So what you're saying is wearing your hat sideways, your pants down around your knees like you shit yourself and speaking nonsense is bad for a culture?

the mechanism by which a society functions is it culture. some societies function at a higher level than other.

weekly 01-19-2010 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 16761829)
the mechanism by which a society functions is it culture. some societies function at a higher level than other.

And some just need more grease on the wheels

pornguy 01-19-2010 01:59 PM

I have two of those bastards taking me to dinner tonight.

slavdogg 01-19-2010 03:55 PM

i dont like bagels

i prefer matzah ball soup and gefilte fish

weekly 01-19-2010 04:55 PM

Gefilte fish has to be the most tasteless fish in the world.

NoComments 01-20-2010 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weekly (Post 16761691)
Sure Serge...you crack me up with your obsessions...btw, I accept my poverty now. As for attribution, it was sent to my be a very good friend. You're the genius, perhaps you might guess his religious affiliation .

I _might_ guess that, but I'll never figure out your grammar.

What exactly did you mean by:
" it was sent to my be a very good friend."

What does it mean in English?

HerPimp 01-20-2010 05:56 AM

Go along with the plan or get called a Anti-Semite.


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