Webmaster Idiot-Proof Question
 

I need to create a question that any common webmaster will be able to answer right easily. However, idiots will have a problem to answer right. Any suggestions? :) :helpme

Ask,

A href equals?

What does html stand for? If they are too stupid to know, they will at least be smart enough to google it.

I know some non-webmasters that haven't even learned how to google stuff yet.

Is porn recession proof? Only people in the industry will answer that correctly ;)

How much does a $1.00 McDonald's double cheeseburger cost?

Just ask what's the best tool to use for uploading a website

what of those is not porn tube site:

redtube, tube8 or youtube

How to insert an image? Something like that?

I know, I know.. $4.99, right? LOL

haha, why doesnt VIDZ.COM add new fhgs for so long 8) good Q?

rofl... ok, i admit i am an asshole every now and then :P

Actually ask them about keyword density and how do you build that into a website? Ask them to tell you not only the relevance of keyword density but how it is achieved.

What is the average expected CTR for targeted ads with niche-matched traffic? What is the average expected CTR for targeted ads with less-closely-matched traffic?

;)

How does thehun make money?

What does FTP stand for.
WG

What does permission (666, 777, 755, etc.) do?
WG

did you ever got paid on free trial?

Swallow or Spit?

just have em post in my threads and I'll call out the idiots

lmao 8 char

What is a cross-sale?

Rub oils on their chest.

Wanna free access to my Paysite?

If the answer is yes then it's a surfer....

Are you kidding, only 0.1% of gfy knows that :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The hun doesnt make money from...

If you wanna get technical, the McDonalds one is a good one. The Double Cheeseburger is $1.29 while the new stupid ass McDouble is $1.00. They did away with one piece of cheese on that, because on the news it said that McD's would go bankrupt over a piece of fucking cheese. Thank god Burger King has $1.00 double cheeseburgers, them fuckers are good!

This one is nice, i think..aaaa.... hmmm... tube8 :1orglaugh

What is the propagation time in DNS transfer?

Thx for all suggestions! I think I will pick something from your posts. :thumbsup

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