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Zango 01-20-2010 04:11 PM

Suicide
 
Anyone ever seriously thought about it? Would the pain of death hurt more than the pain of life? Would it all just go black and that's it or I wonder if if you will transition somewhere else, be it good or bad?

TheDoc 01-20-2010 04:13 PM

I killed myself once, didn't hurt at all and I ended up right back here posting this reply.

Waddymelon 01-20-2010 04:17 PM

Suicide, I've already died
You're just the funeral I've been waiting for
Cyanide, living dead inside
Break this empty shell forevermore

Zango 01-20-2010 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 16766889)
I killed myself once, didn't hurt at all and I ended up right back here posting this reply.

Thought about that too. Maybe the moment one life dies you instantaneously start a new one as someone is giving birth. That would be crazy. Sort of like reformatting and starting over. If we knew that was it, it would make things easier for a lot of us.

epitome 01-20-2010 04:19 PM

So you wanna die, commit suicide
Dial 1-800-Cyanide line
Far as life, yo it ain't worth it
Put a rope around your neck and jerk it
The trick didn't work
Your life was f**ked up from the first day of birth
After watching Jackie Gleason walk into a precinct
Gun down the captain for no f**king reason
And get some LSD or a drink from the bar
Get behind your wheel and crash the car
Like Desert Storm, got bombs for the war
confront an alligator, let it eat ya raw
Back to the function, riding the caboose to hell
BZZZZZT touched the third rail.
You f**ked up chicken, now you just got fried
Cause it's a suicide

Hey you little rich kid, what's your beef?
Come and tell the Grym Reaper all of your grief
You asked for a Benz and you only got a Jeep
Your pop's got endz, but yo he's mad cheap
Maybe you're a bastard child you think
Mom and dad are white and you're dark as ink
Maybe you're Sicilian with a tan
But you hate lasagna and the pizza man
Now you stand on the grave digga locked and
You're singing the blues about the rough life you've got
Not
You don't wanna live no more
I guess you're really ready for the grave yard tour
When you get home just fill up your windows and you doors

Turn your oven on high for about four hours
Light you a blunt, kiss your as* goodbye
You gassed yourself 'cause it's a suicide

zurc-net 01-20-2010 04:20 PM

Why is everyone here so emo?

Oracle Porn 01-20-2010 04:21 PM

just do it

Waddymelon 01-20-2010 04:23 PM

Suicide kitty is watching you masturbate

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2...cide-kitty.jpg

LeRoy 01-20-2010 04:24 PM

My buddy committed suicide. Actually 2 of my friends committed suicide.

One took pills and the other shot himself in the head with a shot gun

not a good way to go.

Whatever you're thinking dude. I'm guessing your'e going thru some hard times

think of the people around you, your family and your friends.

Waddymelon 01-20-2010 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zurc-net (Post 16766933)
Why is everyone here so emo?

Sorry... would you like a teddy bear?

http://metadiary.files.wordpress.com...icide-bear.jpg

Waddymelon 01-20-2010 04:28 PM

http://www.coolbuddy.com/nozzy_noni/imgs/suicide.gif

Waddymelon 01-20-2010 04:31 PM

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/un...or_Dummies.png

Riffhard 01-20-2010 04:35 PM

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

:)

JP-pornshooter 01-20-2010 04:54 PM

lights out is lights out.. no two ways about it.

you might as well see what happens next, worst case would not be worse than dying..

PixelVixens 01-20-2010 05:12 PM

I tried to kill myself a year and a half ago and was in the hospital for awhile. I got forced into a bunch of bullshit group therapy...it was terrible.

The moral of my story is that I am better now and happy to be alive, and whatever you are going through - you can get through it. It just takes a lot of discipline and trial and error...but it can be done.

If you are thinking about going on medications, keep in mind that things might get worse before they get better, and the doctors pretty much have to play a guessing game for several months to figure out what kind of drugs you need and in what quantities. Dealing with the side effects can be a real pain in the ass too :(

uno 01-20-2010 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter (Post 16767128)
lights out is lights out.. no two ways about it.

Worm food. :2cents:

Pornopat 01-20-2010 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zango (Post 16766882)
Anyone ever seriously thought about it? Would the pain of death hurt more than the pain of life? Would it all just go black and that's it or I wonder if if you will transition somewhere else, be it good or bad?

I am sure the parents and other relatives would be hurt. Scarred for life even.
Suicide often comes from a depression. A depression is something can be cured.

If you are talking about killing yourself here. Go see a doctor and tell him your plans. Or ask your best friends to call the doctor for you. You may not have to hurt the people around you and you may even find life worth living again.
:2 cents:

Nicky 01-20-2010 05:25 PM


BillyHoe 01-20-2010 05:33 PM

Keep in mind if you fail and survive. You'll be a failure at being a failure, and that can be even worse then you are right now.

POed-poster 01-20-2010 05:34 PM

Guy asks a serious question, gets nothing but a bunch of smart ass replies. Most of your posers are idiots.

epitome 01-20-2010 05:47 PM

In all seriousness,

suicide is selfish

it may instantly end your problems, but it adds a million and one problems for the people that like/love you

Waddymelon 01-20-2010 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16767291)
Guy asks a serious question, gets nothing but a bunch of smart ass replies. Most of your posers are idiots.

Asking a serious question at a place called called Go Fuck Yourself?

http://www.expressnightout.com/conte...ughing-450.jpg

J. Falcon 01-20-2010 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POed-poster (Post 16767291)
Guy asks a serious question, gets nothing but a bunch of smart ass replies. Most of your posers are idiots.

Oh yeah, very serious question indeed. Please, he was probably just bored.

MaDalton 01-20-2010 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 16767269)

dammit - you stole my reply :disgust :(

Cyber Fucker 01-20-2010 06:18 PM

Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker. Suicide is slow with liquor. Take a bottle and drown your sorrows.

J. Falcon 01-20-2010 06:19 PM


J. Falcon 01-20-2010 06:21 PM

So you wanna die, commit suicide
Dial 1-800-Cyanide line
Far as life, yo it ain't worth it
Put a rope around your neck and jerk it
The trick didn't work
Your life was fucked up from the first day of birth
After watching Jackie Gleason walk into a precinct
Gun down the captain for no fucking reason
And get some LSD or a drink from the bar
Get behind your wheel and crash the car
Like Desert Storm, got bombs for the war
confront an alligator, let it eat ya raw
Back to the function, riding the caboose to hell
BZZZZZT touched the third rail.
You fucked up chicken, now you just got fried
Cause it's a suicide

Hey you little rich kid, what's your beef?
Come and tell the Grym Reaper all of your grief
You asked for a Benz and you only got a Jeep
Your pop's got endz, but yo he's mad cheap
Maybe you're a bastard child you think
Mom and dad are white and you're dark as ink
Maybe you're Sicilian with a tan
But you hate lasagna and the pizza man
Now you stand on the grave digga locked and
You're singing the blues about the rough life you've got
Not
You don't wanna live no more
I guess you're really ready for the grave yard tour
When you get home just fill up your windows and you doors
Turn your oven on high for about four hours
Light you a blunt, kiss your ass goodbye
You gassed yourself 'cause it's a suicide

Six fucking devils stepped up playing brave God
Had the fucking nerve to try and enta my grave yard
I'm the Ryzarector, be my sacrafice
Commit suicide and I'll bring you back to life
The first was convinced
Stuck a water hose in his mouth at full blast so his head can explode
Second said hmmmm that's good but I can top it
Put an ax up to his head and then he chopped it
Blood shot out in every direction
The rest didn't know what to do, I made suggestions
Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug
Wet your hair stick a knife in the plug
Or be like Richard Pryor set your balls on fire
Better yet go hang yourself with a barbed wire
Three and Four fell deep into spell and
Ran to the zoo, locked themselves in a lion's den
Number Five said it ain't worth being alive
Smoked a dust suede, mixed it with cynaide
The only one to escape was number Six
He went home
Sat in the tub and slit his wrists
Yeah, more graves to dig. Goodbye
There's no need to cry...
... cause we all die

Glenn Beck 01-20-2010 06:38 PM

don't think
http://www.sixthman.net/blog/wp-cont...just-do-it.jpg

gandalfuy 01-20-2010 06:39 PM

I have, one or two time, I guess it's part of being human. :2 cents:

cam_girls 01-20-2010 06:42 PM

there's about 40 billion years until the heat death of the universe,

you have about 50 years left, about 0.0000001% of remaining time, it's not much.

cam_girls 01-20-2010 06:43 PM

Make the most of it!

kush 01-20-2010 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 16767327)
In all seriousness,

suicide is selfish

it may instantly end your problems, but it adds a million and one problems for the people that like/love you

That and there's the chance you're going to hell. And if it's a real place, I sure don't want to go there. :2 cents:

uno 01-20-2010 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kush (Post 16767475)
That and there's the chance you're going to hell. And if it's a real place, I sure don't want to go there. :2 cents:

pfft. All the boring people will be in heaven.

fatfoo 01-20-2010 07:15 PM

I contemplated suicide, but decided not to commit it, because suicide is sin, and Jesus is God.

KILL_FRENZY 01-20-2010 07:58 PM

Don't Jump in right way, just Hang on it for awhile :winkwink:

Adam X 01-20-2010 08:04 PM

chicken shit pussy way out... stick around, it can only get better...

if you're thinking suicide, how much worse could it get?

troubles are usually gone soon.. Life is a gift that wont last forever anyway...

then its on to the other side..

xNetworx 01-20-2010 08:17 PM

Get on some Lexapro, that should put the kabosh on those feelings. Get a job or volunteer to help people less fortunate than you.

J. Falcon 01-20-2010 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam X (Post 16767681)
chicken shit pussy way out... stick around, it can only get better...

if you're thinking suicide, how much worse could it get?

troubles are usually gone soon.. Life is a gift that wont last forever anyway...

then its on to the other side..

:thumbsup:thumbsup

Good advice here

Spunky 01-20-2010 09:02 PM

No I haven't been that depressed before to even consider it

Platinumpimp 01-20-2010 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waddymelon (Post 16766945)
Suicide kitty is watching you masturbate

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2...cide-kitty.jpg

:1orglaugh:

GetInSpace 01-20-2010 09:36 PM

Not the greatest idea bro!

Supz 01-20-2010 10:24 PM

I almost did it after i clicked a zango a once.

Iron Fist 01-21-2010 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zurc-net (Post 16766933)
Why is everyone here so emo?

Not everyone, just the retards. :thumbsup

96ukssob 01-21-2010 12:35 AM

some kid in my high school tried to kill himself by shooting himself in the head with his dads 9mm. bullet ended up not killing him, but causing major brain damage and now he is almost a vegetable. very sad to see someone like that and want to take their own life and now has to be supported by others for the rest of his.

tranza 01-22-2010 09:12 AM

Never thought about it..and i dont think i will.

Helix 01-22-2010 10:29 AM

Suicide: A permanent solution to a temporary problem.


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