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TurboAngel 01-21-2010 10:43 AM

When I say grab me a beer bitch!
 
My dog will go into the fridge and grab me a beer, she should know how to do this with in 2 weeks. Will your dog do that?


:winkwink:

munki 01-21-2010 10:47 AM

What was the training process?

justinsain 01-21-2010 10:56 AM

I really don't want my dog putting his mouth all over my fridge but I wouldn't mind teaching him to get a beer out of an ice chest. Would be fun at tailgate parties.

ContentSHOOTER 01-21-2010 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 16769502)
My dog will go into the fridge and grab me a beer, she should know how to do this with in 2 weeks. Will your dog do that?


:winkwink:

No, but my cat throws up on my bed :(

Amputate Your Head 01-21-2010 11:02 AM

Mine can shit on the carpet without even being told to.

munki 01-21-2010 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 16769584)
Mine can shit on the carpet without even being told to.

Favorite trick my dogs do... Bark at doorbells from tv shows or movies... Why this is hillarious to me, we've never had a door bell at our house. Yet anytime there is a doorbell on TV, they go nuts and run to the door barking bloody murder.

TurboAngel 01-21-2010 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 16769524)
What was the training process?

I'm still working on it...

1. Open the fridge, I have a towel in the door for her to pull

2. Only grab a beer ( I hope this part won't be to hard as there's food in there )

3. Bring the can to me.


I'm still on step one! LOL

kaysworld 01-21-2010 01:46 PM

Guess I could try and train my dogs but I be honest I have enough trouble getting them to go outside when it is raining, and not chasing my cats. But its definately worth a try. It will be my weekend project

CaptainHowdy 01-21-2010 01:54 PM

I'll need a dog that has money to buy beer in the first place...

Jarmusch 01-21-2010 01:56 PM

Does he close the fridge afterward?

Sid70 01-21-2010 02:16 PM

my apartment is so small i can sit working and grab a beer myself from the fridge, and i dont have a dog.

fatfoo 01-21-2010 02:20 PM

Smart dog.

L-Pink 01-21-2010 02:22 PM

Women are easier to train.


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Va2k 01-21-2010 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 16770306)
Women are easier to train.


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Yea right, what planet you live on?

BillyHoe 01-21-2010 02:35 PM

My cat sleeps on command.

J. Falcon 01-21-2010 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ContentSHOOTER (Post 16769580)
No, but my cat throws up on my bed :(

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

cam_girls 01-21-2010 03:16 PM

I don't think anyone has managed to get a bitch to bring him a beer, most people are still working on "shut up".

bbobby86 01-21-2010 03:22 PM

grab me two lady...

CunningStunt 01-21-2010 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 16770306)
Women are easier to train.

Ah crap, you beat me to it. :1orglaugh

Why would you want dog slime all over your beer?

KILL_FRENZY 01-21-2010 03:33 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh good luck with that. The pup will probably be really amused watching you demonstrate...

Jimmy Rock 01-21-2010 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 16769716)
I'm still working on it...

1. Open the fridge, I have a towel in the door for her to pull

2. Only grab a beer ( I hope this part won't be to hard as there's food in there )

3. Bring the can to me.


I'm still on step one! LOL

you should just give up drinking :) a lot easier than training your dog to grab you beers

PixelVixens 01-21-2010 04:43 PM

This would be useful perhaps if I had no legs

How lazy are you?

TurboAngel 01-21-2010 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 16770217)
Does he close the fridge afterward?

She will but doesn't have it down 100%.

TurboAngel 01-21-2010 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimmy Rock (Post 16770579)
you should just give up drinking :) a lot easier than training your dog to grab you beers

It's going very well, she's a smart dog!




Quote:

Originally Posted by PixelVixens (Post 16770805)
This would be useful perhaps if I had no legs

How lazy are you?

It a trick hun, do you know anyone who's dog will grab them a beer? LOL

Spunky 01-21-2010 07:09 PM

I would be afraid he would chomp through the can and suck it out and bring me a empty

TurboAngel 01-22-2010 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 16771303)
I would be afraid he would chomp through the can and suck it out and bring me a empty

I hear ya, I was thinking about all the other food in there.

Platinumpimp 01-22-2010 08:57 AM

How about you do it K-man sytle

Grab me a beer bitch and bring me $2300 on the way


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