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MetaMan 01-21-2010 04:24 PM

Chix who order meat at the grocery store:
 
FREE TIP

Chicks who order their meat slices THICK like a THICK COCK.

i walk up to the meat section and as soon as i overhear a chick ordering her meat slices thick i pop a fuckin instabone and ask if they would like a slice of MY THICK MEAT.

it works everytime.

lastime the chick even after the lady sliced her meat she said "no thanks im gonna be full off this" then she proceeded to grab my joink and we walked out and i fucked her brains out in the back of her van.

me = :pimp
you = SIMP

follow my guidelines and maybe you can be like me. o wait you cant you are a GFY loser and i am an international P I M P.

:thumbsup

CYF 01-21-2010 04:56 PM

thin sliced deli meat tastes better. This just proves that those chicks have no taste in meat, hence why they chose you? :winkwink:

MetaMan 01-21-2010 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CYF (Post 16770853)
thin sliced deli meat tastes better. This just proves that those chicks have no taste in meat, hence why they chose you? :winkwink:

what kind of pussy gets thinly sliced meat?

i like a mans sandwich piled up to the fucking roof.

you are the type of woman man to go to a restaurant and get a half order arent you?

i am prime rib you are a vegetarian patty there is no comparison women want the REAL DEAL HOLY FIELD not the IMITATION /YOU.

Amputate Your Head 01-21-2010 05:04 PM

Sliced meat? That's for beginners. I get a side of beef at a time and stock the deep freezer. Cut off a chunk when I'm hungry.

CamTraffic 01-21-2010 05:25 PM

u wish,,,

MetaMan 01-21-2010 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 16770873)
Sliced meat? That's for beginners. I get a side of beef at a time and stock the deep freezer. Cut off a chunk when I'm hungry.

dam real men dont cut it real men take a bite and put it right back in the freezer!

ztik 01-21-2010 06:06 PM

uhh loll

StaceyJo 01-21-2010 08:42 PM

Glad for you.

anicetan 01-21-2010 08:46 PM

Real men eat the cow live.

SarahLLO 01-21-2010 09:09 PM

what is this thread

i'm seriously loling

fatfoo 01-21-2010 09:25 PM

Big sausage pizza style.

Amputate Your Head 01-21-2010 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 16771750)
Big sausage pizza style.

I built that site you know.

anicetan 01-21-2010 09:32 PM

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