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EscortBiz 01-23-2010 11:57 PM

Brad Pitt Breaking up with Angelina Jolie
 
my guess is he goes back with aniston?

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/20...tune_shar.html

BJ 01-24-2010 12:03 AM

Jesus she was just on Australian television last week being interviewed and how her and brad were perfect for each other etc.

VikingMan 01-24-2010 12:12 AM

I was just telling my GF last week that 99% chance he dumps Angelina within 6 months. Who the fuck would want to put up with all those little mongrels when you are one of the biggest movie stars on the planet? Plus Angelina is physically disgusting now with her veiny arms :repuke Even the average LA porn girl/pig is better looking than her.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...07_468x774.jpg

BillyHoe 01-24-2010 12:20 AM

She's got a hot body though.

DBS.US 01-24-2010 12:25 AM

veiny arms:Oh crap

DWB 01-24-2010 12:25 AM

My guess is she's run to Cambodia to get some peace and quiet. She'll be vulnerable, and I know where her house is there. I'm gonna pay her a visit and be her rebound.

Fat Panda 01-24-2010 12:55 AM

you'd all fuck her

Redrob 01-24-2010 01:10 AM

No, say it is not true!

GatorB 01-24-2010 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAC (Post 16778205)
you'd all fuck her

Well yeah, but I pretty much would fuck any chick that was going to give me some so that isn't saying much.

Iron Fist 01-24-2010 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16778163)
My guess is she's run to Cambodia to get some peace and quiet. She'll be vulnerable, and I know where her house is there. I'm gonna pay her a visit and be her rebound.

Then she gets tipped of about how many Thai ladyboys you've had sex with and she will throw you out of the house. :warning

Cash 01-24-2010 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 16778153)
I was just telling my GF last week that 99% chance he dumps Angelina within 6 months. Who the fuck would want to put up with all those little mongrels when you are one of the biggest movie stars on the planet? Plus Angelina is physically disgusting now with her veiny arms :repuke Even the average LA porn girl/pig is better looking than her.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...07_468x774.jpg

Disgusting hands ... :disgust

pamon 01-24-2010 02:06 AM

who cares.

xNetworx 01-24-2010 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16778163)
My guess is she's run to Cambodia to get some peace and quiet. She'll be vulnerable, and I know where her house is there. I'm gonna pay her a visit and be her rebound.

She'll know your just trying to use her to get at Pax :2 cents:

Raf1 01-24-2010 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16778163)
My guess is she's run to Cambodia to get some peace and quiet. She'll be vulnerable, and I know where her house is there. I'm gonna pay her a visit and be her rebound.

good luck man :winkwink:

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-24-2010 02:52 AM

Jolie vs Octomom...

http://images.dailyradar.com/media/u.../obsession.jpg

:helpme

ADG

xenigo 01-24-2010 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 16778162)
veiny arms:Oh crap

My arms / hands look exactly like that :(

J$tyle$ 01-24-2010 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 16778144)
my guess is he goes back with aniston?

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/20...tune_shar.html

Back in the day Angelina was crazy hot ... and crazy CRAZY - so I could def see the attraction. She had to be twisted in the sack ... in a good way ... but I'd take Aniston over her all day every day :2 cents:

directfiesta 01-24-2010 03:22 AM

Long line up at the super market ?

SomeCreep 01-24-2010 04:33 AM

Marriage is overrated.

VikingMan 01-24-2010 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$ (Post 16778367)
Back in the day Angelina was crazy hot ... and crazy CRAZY - so I could def see the attraction. She had to be twisted in the sack ... in a good way ... but I'd take Aniston over her all day every day :2 cents:

Yes, Aniston is way way hotter in my book. Plus I think she would be so much more fun to be around.

CaptainHowdy 01-24-2010 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 16778153)

Those have to give the best handjobs ever...

Jarmusch 01-24-2010 07:01 AM

http://www.blamonet.com/gallery/albu...re-o-meter.jpg

kckitty 01-24-2010 07:01 AM

those arms are a junkie's dream

Bomber8888 01-24-2010 07:34 AM

Who gives a rats ass! But those are veiny arms ..eww!

themadwriter 01-24-2010 07:34 AM

i'd rub it all over her arms!

EscortBiz 01-24-2010 07:39 AM

why do people find the need here and on every news site to keep saying "who cares"

noone is asking you to go send them letters, its news, there is a billion dollar industry called celebrity news, yes you and many others find it interesting to spend a few seconds or minutes here and there and read the gossip, heck all you people clicked this thread or clicked on the link on a news site.

baddog 01-24-2010 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 16778354)
My arms / hands look exactly like that :(

I bet he'd dump you too. :2 cents:

candyflip 01-24-2010 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by kckitty (Post 16778505)
those arms are a junkie's dream

She actually WAS a junkie at one point.

ninavain 01-24-2010 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 16778504)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup thanks, was thinking that myself

John-ACWM 01-24-2010 09:49 AM

Doesn't really matter.What matters is that they have some really good movies behind.

MetaMan 01-24-2010 09:57 AM

They are both selfish pieces of shit who adopted solely based on furthering their careers.

who the hell as a celeb sex symbol wants a couple colored kids wandering around with them? i think he went along for the ride and now is seeing he made a big mistake.

ShellyCrash 01-24-2010 10:07 AM

People have been saying they're going splitsville for years. Since this report stems from information gathered by "News of the World" I gotta take it with a grain of salt.

If it happens, it happens. It's gotta be hard trying to make a relationship work when so many people in this world want it to fail.

Quote:

Originally Posted by J$tyle$ (Post 16778367)
but I'd take Aniston over her all day every day :2 cents:

I've never unerstood the attraction to Jennifer Aniston. I'm not saying I'm a purveyor of female beauty, but she seemed only average during "Friends" and in recent years I think she looks especially rough. Very "leathery" and something about her face reads very manish to me. She reminds me of the drunk older beach bar skanks.. you know the type, one too many tequila sunrises or appletinis and they're screaming for margaritaville, shaking their ass like they're in the soul train spotlight and trying to do the bump and grind on any male within 50 feet.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famec...amecrawler.jpg

Just my :2 cents:

Angelina looked a little lizardy in Wanted, way too skinny, in some scenes it's almost shocking. But when she actually eats food I think she's gorgeous.

http://www.judiciaryreport.com/image...itt-7-8-08.jpg

ContentSHOOTER 01-24-2010 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillyHoe (Post 16778156)
She's got a hot body though.

Apparently not hot enough...:2 cents: He can do much better than her.

martinsc 01-24-2010 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 16778716)

yummy yummy... fap fap

armus 01-24-2010 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 16778504)

you are the spokesman of my feeling on this

mistick 01-24-2010 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 16778504)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup:thumbsup:t humbsup

just a punk 01-24-2010 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 16778144)
Brad Pitt Breaking up with Angelina Jolie

Fuck them all :2 cents:

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-24-2010 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 16778716)
you know the type, one too many tequila sunrises or appletinis and they're screaming for margaritaville, shaking their ass like they're in the soul train spotlight and trying to do the bump and grind on any male within 50 feet.

Am I reading this wrong, or are you saying that as though it's a bad thing? lol

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-24-2010 12:55 PM

Courtney Cox > Jennifer Aniston

Atticus 01-24-2010 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 16778716)
you know the type, one too many tequila sunrises or appletinis and they're screaming for margaritaville, shaking their ass like they're in the soul train spotlight and trying to do the bump and grind on any male within 50 feet.

You had me at 'one too many tequila sunrises'

ShellyCrash 01-24-2010 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 16779008)
Am I reading this wrong, or are you saying that as though it's a bad thing? lol

Lol, I guess the hetero female perspective is slightly different ;)

Spunky 01-24-2010 06:27 PM

I never really found her attractive at all

Persius 01-25-2010 12:48 AM

I read somewhere he is already cheating on her

VeriSexy 01-25-2010 01:15 AM

Lasted longer then expected

LoveSandra 01-25-2010 01:52 AM

thats hot

closer 01-25-2010 02:06 AM

its hard to be the hottest couple in Hollywood ....

StaceyJo 01-25-2010 02:08 AM

Yeah right, marriage is overrated.

Altwebdesign 01-25-2010 06:28 AM

ill date angelina if they split

nico-t 01-25-2010 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 16778716)
I've never unerstood the attraction to Jennifer Aniston. I'm not saying I'm a purveyor of female beauty, but she seemed only average during "Friends" and in recent years I think she looks especially rough. Very "leathery" and something about her face reads very manish to me. She reminds me of the drunk older beach bar skanks.. you know the type, one too many tequila sunrises or appletinis and they're screaming for margaritaville, shaking their ass like they're in the soul train spotlight and trying to do the bump and grind on any male within 50 feet.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famec...amecrawler.jpg

I fully agree. She has just an ugly face. The people screaming shes hot are completely brainwashed by the media. You wouldnt look twice if she walked passed you on the street, shes average as hell, even below average.

D Ghost 01-25-2010 09:43 AM

Aw snap, 2012 is coming earlier than expected...


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