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Porn Mickey 01-26-2010 07:59 AM

8 reasons you wouldn?t really want to date a porn star
 
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1. Every guy will hit on her! There is something mysterious about a woman that attracts us to them in the first place. History tells us that most men will treat a woman differently after sleeping with her. However, porn stars seem to unlock what we?ll call the ?I?ve seen you naked? Paradox. Consider how many men watch porn (according to studies, it?s somewhere around 100%) and factor in the fact that the people who have seen you girlfriend naked will literally be everywhere you go.

2. You are going to get into fights with other dudes! No guy likes when other dudes are creeping on his girlfriend, but when guys at in the line at 7-11 start using the opening line ?I?d like to give you like a footlong? And it?s not the one in my hand?? What the hell are you supposed to do? Obviously, you would have to confront the guy. But can you blame him?

3. Everything she does will be ?well documented?! It?s not like she used to be stripper and you can maybe keep a lid on or keep a low profile. Once you go into porn, you are always in porn.

4. She will be probably be hot. People will notice that. They will whisper to each other? Many adult film actresses have had ample work done on their faces and maybe boosted a few key areas with some silicone during their time in the Valley.

5. You will almost never want to talk about her day when she gets home from work!
No guy ever wants to ask, ?Hey Beautiful, what did you do at work today?? and hear ?An entire football team.?

6. Shame! I said before that I personally don?t think of adult film stars as bad or sinful people. However, a lot of people you encounter on a day-to-day basis do. The stigma of having sex for a living is still a very touchy (no pun intended) subject.

7. People are going to want pictures and autographs from her! This is probably going to be uncomfortable and borderline inappropriate. ?Can I see your piercings?? and ?Will you sign my ass??

8. She will have award shows and film openings that you will have to go to! Imagine a room filled to the brim with people from the adult film industry. Men and women of various shapes and color all coming together to celebrate their achievements in the film industry.

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J. Falcon 01-26-2010 08:02 AM

All true.

Scott McD 01-26-2010 08:03 AM

Still wouldn't stop me from wanting to date most of them... :1orglaugh


Edit: On second thoughts.

Iron Fist 01-26-2010 08:05 AM

I'd prefer to keep it to one night stands :thumbsup

Andy CHOOPA 01-26-2010 08:09 AM

#9. She is most likely an escort too :)

seeandsee 01-26-2010 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxtreme (Post 16783837)
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1. Every guy will hit on her! There is something mysterious about a woman that attracts us to them in the first place. History tells us that most men will treat a woman differently after sleeping with her. However, porn stars seem to unlock what we?ll call the ?I?ve seen you naked? Paradox. Consider how many men watch porn (according to studies, it?s somewhere around 100%) and factor in the fact that the people who have seen you girlfriend naked will literally be everywhere you go.

2. You are going to get into fights with other dudes! No guy likes when other dudes are creeping on his girlfriend, but when guys at in the line at 7-11 start using the opening line ?I?d like to give you like a footlong? And it?s not the one in my hand?? What the hell are you supposed to do? Obviously, you would have to confront the guy. But can you blame him?

3. Everything she does will be ?well documented?! It?s not like she used to be stripper and you can maybe keep a lid on or keep a low profile. Once you go into porn, you are always in porn.

4. She will be probably be hot. People will notice that. They will whisper to each other? Many adult film actresses have had ample work done on their faces and maybe boosted a few key areas with some silicone during their time in the Valley.

5. You will almost never want to talk about her day when she gets home from work!
No guy ever wants to ask, ?Hey Beautiful, what did you do at work today?? and hear ?An entire football team.?

6. Shame! I said before that I personally don?t think of adult film stars as bad or sinful people. However, a lot of people you encounter on a day-to-day basis do. The stigma of having sex for a living is still a very touchy (no pun intended) subject.

7. People are going to want pictures and autographs from her! This is probably going to be uncomfortable and borderline inappropriate. ?Can I see your piercings?? and ?Will you sign my ass??

8. She will have award shows and film openings that you will have to go to! Imagine a room filled to the brim with people from the adult film industry. Men and women of various shapes and color all coming together to celebrate their achievements in the film industry.

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xNetworx 01-26-2010 08:26 AM

#9 Herpes

ninavain 01-26-2010 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 16783911)
#9 herpes

#10 hiv:(

fatfoo 01-26-2010 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxtreme (Post 16783837)
Everything will be ?well documented?!

Yeah, I know that feeling.

dyna mo 01-26-2010 09:10 AM

those 8 things will happen to anyone who dates a hot model, doesn't have to be a porn chick.

no, pimporn is right, the 1 reason to not date a porn chick is STDs.

Varius 01-26-2010 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 16784032)
those 8 things will happen to anyone who dates a hot model, doesn't have to be a porn chick.

no, pimporn is right, the 1 reason to not date a porn chick is STDs.

IMO, there is a much higher chance that some girl you pickup at a bar or elsewhere have an STD than a porn actress. *Most* in porn get tested regularly and catching something could fuck with their livelihood; some drunk college girl in a bar who favors one night stands likely doesn't pay the same attention :2 cents:

bronco67 01-26-2010 09:19 AM

I agree with most of that, but not wanting to date a girl because she is hot and other guys will look at her -- sounds a little insecure.

Phoenix 01-26-2010 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Varius (Post 16784048)
IMO, there is a much higher chance that some girl you pickup at a bar or elsewhere have an STD than a porn actress. *Most* in porn get tested regularly and catching something could fuck with their livelihood; some drunk college girl in a bar who favors one night stands likely doesn't pay the same attention :2 cents:

true true true

bloggerz 01-26-2010 09:35 AM

so very true :1orglaugh

fris 01-26-2010 09:41 AM

forgot about drama queens, stds, and a lot more;)

GatorB 01-26-2010 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius (Post 16784048)
IMO, there is a much higher chance that some girl you pickup at a bar or elsewhere have an STD than a porn actress. *Most* in porn get tested regularly and catching something could fuck with their livelihood; some drunk college girl in a bar who favors one night stands likely doesn't pay the same attention :2 cents:

But you also assume a porn chick doesn't fuck when she's not working. Who's to say she doesn't have one night stands? Also chicks that fuck a lot of black dudes. Face it they have herpes. Unfortunately most girls in porn fuck black dudes so I wouldn't touch them with a 10 foot pole.

Varius 01-26-2010 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16784116)
But you also assume a porn chick doesn't fuck when she's not working. Who's to say she doesn't have one night stands? Also chicks that fuck a lot of black dudes. Face it they have herpes. Unfortunately most girls in porn fuck black dudes so I wouldn't touch them with a 10 foot pole.

Well that's why I said most not all....any who take their career seriously anyhow. Of course they fuck in their off-screen lives as well, but I'd wager they are slightly more careful as they don't want to hurt their ability to make money in porn.

I was referring to porn girls as ones who are in it as a career as opposed to those in it for rent money or drugs.

bufferover 01-26-2010 09:55 AM

Well said :rasta

Tom_PM 01-26-2010 10:07 AM

It looks to me like those are all the same complaints, "hey, I saw you in a porn movie, and you do porn, and I saw you doing porn".

The rest of it looks like maybe one persons poor view and assumptions and acting like other people have no responsibility for how they behave in public. Maybe it's from a bonafide spouse of a pornstar. But I seriously doubt it. But even so, let me tell you something, if someone recognizes you or your significant other in public and acts like a crude prick, you dont say "aww who can blame them".. what you do is go crack them in the face with your fist, now dont you? Thought so.

Naechy 01-26-2010 10:11 AM

I want....

brand0n 01-26-2010 10:15 AM

just knowing she fucked boneprone...

VikingMan 01-26-2010 10:15 AM

Remember to treat them like absolute dirt. That is the only thing they respond to in a positive way. Treat them with respect and they will see you as weak. I am finished with sluts. I was raised to treat women with the utmost respect so am back to the good girls for the rest of my life. Treating sluts like garbage in order to get them to like me has gotten really old.

BFT3K 01-26-2010 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 16784221)
Remember to treat them like absolute dirt. That is the only thing they respond to in a positive way. Treat them with respect and they will see you as weak. I am finished with sluts. I was raised to treat women with the utmost respect so am back to the good girls for the rest of my life. Treating sluts like garbage in order to get them to like me has gotten really old.

There is a lot of truth to that for sure. Girls don't get into porn because they have high self-esteem. They are defective from the get-go. If you are not abusing them they are confused, and will reject you in a heartbeat.

I would have never believed any of this a few years ago, as it sounds insane, but alas... it is very true!

Cool for one night stands, as was mentioned earlier, but you would have to be insane to think they are worthwhile for real life... unless you are damaged as well, in which case perhaps they are perfect!

Shameless 01-26-2010 10:32 AM

Or how about it will ruin sex with any civilian you ever date because they will come no where near close to the insanity you experienced in the sack. I guess its a give and take.:angrysoap

boneprone 01-26-2010 10:45 AM

I havent fucked them all, but there is a good chance I hit it first.

dyna mo 01-26-2010 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius (Post 16784048)
IMO, there is a much higher chance that some girl you pickup at a bar or elsewhere have an STD than a porn actress. *Most* in porn get tested regularly and catching something could fuck with their livelihood; some drunk college girl in a bar who favors one night stands likely doesn't pay the same attention :2 cents:

doubtful, but hard to pin down the # of club chicks with an std.

however, more than 3,700 STD cases over the past five years have been reported by a clinic that serves porn actors.

that pretty much confirms the lion's share of porn performers have an std or 2.

StaceyJo 01-26-2010 11:35 AM

Yay! So true.

Martin 01-26-2010 11:41 AM

2 words.

Sloppy seconds.

MichaelP 01-26-2010 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius (Post 16784048)
IMO, there is a much higher chance that some girl you pickup at a bar or elsewhere have an STD than a porn actress. *Most* in porn get tested regularly and catching something could fuck with their livelihood; some drunk college girl in a bar who favors one night stands likely doesn't pay the same attention :2 cents:


Agreed :thumbsup

also, Actually if i'd be single, I would date a pornstar...If sh'es is clean and not a crazy/dumb bitch... You date the girl. NOT the job..

I know many pornstars/models who are real sweetheart and not just "bimbos. Sunny, Aria are good exemples... I know many girls who are lawyers, nurses, (insert any mainstream "normal" job here), etc who are way more fucked up than many of our pornstars :2 cents:

JP-pornshooter 01-26-2010 11:43 AM

std's wouldnt be my main concern..consider if they are all banged out, by the time you have some one on one time with her she will be sore and not interested in sex? or the flip side would be "we are having a gangbang at our house tonite, its gonna be rad.."

fact:
most porn girls have hard times keeping a boyfriend, matter fact it is one of the main reasons the girls get out of hardcore porn, they miss having an intimate relationship.
the main problem is usually jealousy and that is a big one..

tim-fg 01-26-2010 11:47 AM

Next article shall be titles "8 reasons not to merry porn star". I don't think anyone really want to date them.

Porno Dan 01-26-2010 12:00 PM

What does it say about me that all I have sex with/date is porn stars?

Martin 01-26-2010 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter (Post 16784517)
fact:
most porn girls have hard times keeping a boyfriend, matter fact it is one of the main reasons the girls get out of hardcore porn, they miss having an intimate relationship.
the main problem is usually jealousy and that is a big one..

Well duh... Not many guys want a girl thats out getting stabbed with foot long dick and a mouth full of jizz then coming home to kiss you good night.:1orglaugh

yuu.design 01-26-2010 12:05 PM

hahahaha, funny post!

L00sh805 01-26-2010 12:07 PM

WHo's the Photographer in the Pic?
 
Who's the Blonde Photographer in the Pic:question

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-26-2010 12:32 PM

If you're still figuring this out, wait until you figure out all the reasons you shouldn't be dating at all...

carlsandoval\ 01-26-2010 12:52 PM

honestly??? i wouldn't date a pornstar who screws other guy pornstars but i'd date a pornstar that do girl-girl scenes for the following reasons:

1- i love lesbians

2- lesbians love me

3- you don't have to look at her in the face and imagine some guy splooging all over it a few hours before.

now keep in mind i was joking about lesbians loving me, if they are lesbians they don't love men.....DUH!

but theres nothing on this earth better than watching 2 women embrace.

and just because they do girl girl scenes doesn't mean they are lesbian, they can be bi......

talking to much

A-n-D-r-E-S 01-26-2010 01:22 PM

Agreed... BTW, I thought #5 was hilarious! :thumbsup

Farang 01-26-2010 01:27 PM

why date? see them, use them, send them their way

Robbie 01-26-2010 01:28 PM

Those are the 8 reasons I would. :)

Sorry guys, I love sex and have no hangups or jealousies. :)

NETbilling 01-26-2010 03:49 PM

I am a porn star and it is not easy

jesse_adultdatingdollars 01-26-2010 04:01 PM

Porn Stars r for fun, not for marriage or gf, du, like we needed a 8 pages study to figure that out lol

themadwriter 01-26-2010 07:33 PM

i can agree with all 8, but i'm sure if we wanted to we could come up with much more than just 8 reasons.

As soon as your friends know who she is and what she does, they'll probably want to go out and get any film she has been in just to see what she looks like naked!

It would suck to be hanging out with your friends and thinking about the fact that there is not an inch of your girlfriend's body that they don't know to some extent or another...

Marshal 01-26-2010 07:38 PM

very true! :thumbsup

Pics Traffic 01-26-2010 07:44 PM

id fuck one.

eroticsexxx 01-26-2010 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 16784941)
Those are the 8 reasons I would. :)

Sorry guys, I love sex and have no hangups or jealousies. :)

I'm on this side of the fence on this matter.

Many of us men would like to have our cake and eat it too. So why can't a woman that we are dating have a career in sex?

Open relationships. Anyone ever heard of 'em?

CYF 01-26-2010 07:47 PM

I can think of way more than 8 reasons why I wouldn't want to date a porn star :2 cents:

Big Red Machine 01-26-2010 07:55 PM

Theres good and bad in everything. You just have to be a good judge of character. You can easily blanket statement all the girls, but there are some decent girls that do porn. If all they have is looks that won't keep anyone interested for long, or drug problems, shopping problems, mental problems,sexually jaded...etc

Robbie 01-26-2010 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Red Machine (Post 16786347)
all they have is looks, drug problems, shopping problems, mental problems,sexually jaded...etc

Yes! Now I'm getting turned on! I love a woman who can keep up with me. heh-heh
Where is this perfect woman you speak of?

Robbie 01-26-2010 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 16786352)
Yes! Now I'm getting turned on! I love a woman who can keep up with me. heh-heh
Where is this perfect woman you speak of?

Oh wait a minute...I almost forgot: I married that whore! :1orglaugh


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