I WAS JUST ARRESTED at the gun range:
 

The operator was this hotty and she was showing off her gun selection and she asked me what the biggest gun i had ever shot.

i then proceeded to pull out my big hard cock.

she was impressed but another patron called the cops. i just had to spend lastnight i jail. :mad:

i at least got her number. :thumbsup

here is a pic from the security cam

http://queenofphonemean.com/dominati...hiespecker.jpg

That made me just burst into laughter. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

So, not only did you pull out your big 2 inch weiner, but you got completely naked too?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh at grumpy :thumbsup


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The fact that it's really cold in Calgary right now probably didn't help you impress the operator.

do you normally keep amateur shots of guys cocks on your computer? looks like a pic from your mobile. are you and a few other closet webmasters on this whole sexting trend?

sounds like you and grumpy are pretty interested in small cocks. seems he already shared his if you are interested in sharing yours do is all a favor and skip the step of posting it here and just ask for grumpys mobile number.

i dont need a "smart phone" to know both of you have a small cock.

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ladies like it long and strong!

I bet you got buttfucked all night and you liked it

My bad dude.... I thought you posted the pic. LOL

im in DC right now so nice try.

my cock is big in the arctic cold or the desert heat.

i know you punks are jealous because i have a big hard cock and get all the ladies but thats fine.

put me in a room with any chick any of you losers have ever fucked and i will bet you they never remember you existed.

women started calling my cock "the hypnosis" because of the way it hypnotizes them.

you guys must get all the ladies posting pics of your small cocks and talking about butt fucking.

huge players around here.

that is why it is so easy for me. you "men" act like little boys in public and in the bedroom. if you need lessons i charge by the hour but dont expect immediate results until you are re incarnated as less of a douche bag.

You liked it I know you did.

someone is getting a little excited. you better go get the tweezers just in case you get a broner from the great MetaMan even quoting you.

shut the fuck up

everyone knows you liked it!

http://www.viraltube.net/

look at that douche bag site dude. :1orglaugh

yep that sites def going viral! :1orglaugh

the layout is the kind of viral you get on your cock after sleeping with hookers and clear up with cream to get rid of it. :1orglaugh

Was he black or white? I know in any case you liked it!

I used to tell my 5th grade friend that I showed my penis to the teacher and she licked it....

Your stories are like 12 year old lame..

+ ignore i dont talk to useless n00bs it makes me look bad.

nice site dude. :1orglaugh
who designed it your buddy in your gr 10 computer class? :1orglaugh

Agreed!!!!

i mean i have NEVER seen this pic before. did you do it yourself? i mean just hilarious. it is not like i have seen it over 200 times. and it is not like it wasnt just as funny now as the first 200 times.

you are just a funny guy.

a funny ORIGINAL guy. do you do standup? you should. do you know why? you are a funny funny guy!

i mean SOOOO hilarious this pic! so funny! like you! a funny funny guy.

Ok, now go away loser and take your jailbird faggot story with you.

Oh boy, it's going to suck for you here. You seem like a guy that would be perfect for the show Jersey Shore (minus the good looks) ... girls here just laugh at guys like you. The sloppy drunk ones will sleep with you but you're probably already used to that.

Head to 14th Street ... the only pussy you'll be getting is what you buy there. Just be careful that "she" isn't a "he." :winkwink:

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This story is almost as bad as your other one, you know the one about how owners of other forums were installing scripts to see your failed login attempts? :1orglaugh :error

GHB has the same effect on women.

hmmmmmmmmmm

the funniest part was all you n00bz actually believing it cant be done. :1orglaugh

adult industry webmasters = FAIL

you guys and your 1:300 ratios being "converting good" LOLZ

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glad to see you are back

i never left my friend. :upsidedow

off to the mall. have to keep my threads tip top!

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OWNEDDDDDDDDDDDD

Glad you like it. :)

got any anal sex in the jail?

No, the funniest part was thinking that anyone would bother doing that to get your GFY password. The stark reality is you likely have the same password for fiddy accounts. :upsidedow

Yeah you have to have a license to tell jokes like that in public

So you walk around a gun range with a boner? Tell the truth...this was your "operator" wasn't it:

http://www.slowtrav.com/blog/cindyruth/hat.JPG

congrats

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Dear god! Are you that fucking desperate for attention?

good luck with your site dude! i hope you get your cock taken care of too.

This thread does not deliver.

are you sure it wasn't because it sent them to sleep?

Everytime i create a thread about my cock it blows up. you losers are so on my balls it is not even funny. i have so many stalkers i had to get a ticketing system like at the butcher shop because so many chicks were trying to order my salami loaf.

the thing is you people see in me what "could have been" you figure by bashing on me it will somehow make up for your pathetic lives.

fact is i am young sexy and hung like a fucking tiger with a raging hard cock. and you well you are pathetic losers with fat wives and or 2x divorced women with baggage with douche bag kids bumping their heads into walls.

any of you fucks want to challenge me lets bring out the pull up bar and see who is the real man!

haha loooolz - indecent exposure in this thread (itt)

"you guys must get all the ladies posting pics of your small cocks and talking about butt fucking."

Whipping it out at the gun range didn't seam to do you much good.

"seam" this thread isnt about sewing buckaroo.

maybe you should sew your mouth shut so next time you dont come across so stupid.

PS for ratio of domain worth to design worth you must have to biggest gap on the entire fucking internet.

Are you flirting with me?