Question about visiting the denist...
 

When your hygienist asks you "what's new" do you keep it personal or business (eg about teeth)?

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If you're not too petrified to speak, you can say "mind your own business you nosy bastard"

haha, nice question, hmm, personal

lol, I don't mind, if he asks a personal question, If i want to answer it I'll answer, I won't be offended or anything like that.

If my dentist was a guy..."Nothing's new. Clean my teeth, I've got better things to do."

If my dentist was a hot chick..."I just got a new shipment of sex toys in and I need to find someone to test them out. What are you doing after work?"

If my dentist was an ugly women..."Can you send the hot chick over here please."