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DWB 01-30-2010 09:29 AM

Tia Ling - You fucking filthy whore!
 
I've given this a lot of thought. You're such a filthy, cock sucking, black cock loving, DP getting, cum hungry, filthy fucking whore, you're wife material for me. I think I love you.

dyna mo 01-30-2010 09:31 AM

how romantic!

seeandsee 01-30-2010 09:32 AM

love is in the air

deserv 01-30-2010 09:33 AM

*Romantic medley*

shimmy2 01-30-2010 09:39 AM

nothing like waking up and seeing your name being called out, she'll see ur headline soon :)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-30-2010 09:42 AM

Yeah right!

You can't handle the Ling - within a week she would reduce you to a small puddle of happy with a big smile on the floor, wipe you up, wring you out in a bucket, and toss you out like yesterday's bath water...

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/tgp/20...ty/adg7794.jpg

Besides, I got first dibs! :Graucho

ADG

DWB 01-30-2010 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16797995)
Yeah right!

You can't handle the Ling - within a week she would reduce you to a small puddle of happy with a big smile on the floor, wipe you up, wring you out in a bucket, and toss you out like yesterday's bath water...

Besides, I got first dibs! :Graucho

ADG


1) The DWB can handle the Ling. Trust me. I've been dating dirty whores like that, maybe worse, since I was 16. They make my world go 'round. If they won't throw down and gang fuck a bunch of hard pipe hittin' ghetto boys and take it in both holes and used as a human cum receptacle, I don't want them.

2) You can have dibs. Getting sloppy seconds turns me on. In fact, call a buddy and bring a friend, the more goo you can fill her with before she gets to me, the better.

mikeyddddd 01-30-2010 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16797964)
I've given this a lot of thought. You're such a filthy, cock sucking, black cock loving, DP getting, cum hungry, filthy fucking whore, you're wife material for me. I think I love you.


Scott McD 01-30-2010 10:08 AM

Who said romance was dead ??

martinsc 01-30-2010 10:21 AM

lol :1orglaugh

magpan 01-30-2010 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16798011)
1) The DWB can handle the Ling. Trust me. I've been dating dirty whores like that, maybe worse, since I was 16. They make my world go 'round. If they won't throw down and gang fuck a bunch of hard pipe hittin' ghetto boys and take it in both holes and used as a human cum receptacle, I don't want them.

2) You can have dibs. Getting sloppy seconds turns me on. In fact, call a buddy and bring a friend, the more goo you can fill her with before she gets to me, the better.

You truly are a dirty motherfucker. :1orglaugh

JFK 01-30-2010 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16798011)
1) The DWB can handle the Ling. Trust me. I've been dating dirty whores like that, maybe worse, since I was 16. They make my world go 'round. If they won't throw down and gang fuck a bunch of hard pipe hittin' ghetto boys and take it in both holes and used as a human cum receptacle, I don't want them.

2) You can have dibs. Getting sloppy seconds turns me on. In fact, call a buddy and bring a friend, the more goo you can fill her with before she gets to me, the better.

Slip an Slide:thumbsup:thumbsup

sinclair 01-30-2010 12:07 PM

true story...

Tia was doing make up for me one day on a new girl coming into the biz. After Tia finishes up and leaves "new girl" says "OMG that's Tia Ling, one day I want to be just like her".

To which one of my crew says "porn sluts like her only come along once in a lifetime. Watching her work a room full of cock is as close as one gets to watching Mozart perform. Study hard young one and aspire, but if you haven't been catching cock seed in the grill by now you will always fall short of her greatness."

Sinclair

DWB 01-30-2010 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sinclair (Post 16798250)
true story...

Tia was doing make up for me one day on a new girl coming into the biz. After Tia finishes up and leaves "new girl" says "OMG that's Tia Ling, one day I want to be just like her".

To which one of my crew says "porn sluts like her only come along once in a lifetime. Watching her work a room full of cock is as close as one gets to watching Mozart perform. Study hard young one and aspire, but if you haven't been catching cock seed in the grill by now you will always fall short of her greatness."

Sinclair

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

HandballJim 01-30-2010 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sinclair (Post 16798250)
true story...

Tia was doing make up for me one day on a new girl coming into the biz. After Tia finishes up and leaves "new girl" says "OMG that's Tia Ling, one day I want to be just like her".

To which one of my crew says "porn sluts like her only come along once in a lifetime. Watching her work a room full of cock is as close as one gets to watching Mozart perform. Study hard young one and aspire, but if you haven't been catching cock seed in the grill by now you will always fall short of her greatness."

Sinclair

did she jump to her knees and prove you wrong? :)

Deej 01-30-2010 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sinclair (Post 16798250)
true story...

Tia was doing make up for me one day on a new girl coming into the biz. After Tia finishes up and leaves "new girl" says "OMG that's Tia Ling, one day I want to be just like her".

To which one of my crew says "porn sluts like her only come along once in a lifetime. Watching her work a room full of cock is as close as one gets to watching Mozart perform. Study hard young one and aspire, but if you haven't been catching cock seed in the grill by now you will always fall short of her greatness."

Sinclair

One of those classic moments burnt into your brain :thumbsup :pimp

BlackCrayon 01-30-2010 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16798011)
1) The DWB can handle the Ling. Trust me. I've been dating dirty whores like that, maybe worse, since I was 16. They make my world go 'round. If they won't throw down and gang fuck a bunch of hard pipe hittin' ghetto boys and take it in both holes and used as a human cum receptacle, I don't want them.

2) You can have dibs. Getting sloppy seconds turns me on. In fact, call a buddy and bring a friend, the more goo you can fill her with before she gets to me, the better.

almost sounds like you like the cum and cocks more than the girl. :1orglaugh

TiaLing 01-30-2010 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16797964)
I've given this a lot of thought. You're such a filthy, cock sucking, black cock loving, DP getting, cum hungry, filthy fucking whore, you're wife material for me. I think I love you.


OH DWB .... you old smoothy ! lol .... you really are a romantic aren't you?

tia:winkwink:

TiaLing 01-30-2010 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sinclair (Post 16798250)
true story...

Tia was doing make up for me one day on a new girl coming into the biz. After Tia finishes up and leaves "new girl" says "OMG that's Tia Ling, one day I want to be just like her".

To which one of my crew says "porn sluts like her only come along once in a lifetime. Watching her work a room full of cock is as close as one gets to watching Mozart perform. Study hard young one and aspire, but if you haven't been catching cock seed in the grill by now you will always fall short of her greatness."

Sinclair

Ahahahaha .... My Porn scenes compared to Mozart .... I'm so honored ! Sinclair always has a good story ! :thumbsup

TiaLing 01-30-2010 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16798011)
1) The DWB can handle the Ling. Trust me. I've been dating dirty whores like that, maybe worse, since I was 16. They make my world go 'round. If they won't throw down and gang fuck a bunch of hard pipe hittin' ghetto boys and take it in both holes and used as a human cum receptacle, I don't want them.

2) You can have dibs. Getting sloppy seconds turns me on. In fact, call a buddy and bring a friend, the more goo you can fill her with before she gets to me, the better.


I dunno Sir .... I been tryin' to get a scene together with you for a while now .... I think you're duckin' me ! lol !

bufferover 01-30-2010 03:35 PM

We can feel the love

Cyber Fucker 01-30-2010 03:38 PM

so cute 

_Richard_ 01-30-2010 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16797995)
Yeah right!

You can't handle the Ling - within a week she would reduce you to a small puddle of happy with a big smile on the floor, wipe you up, wring you out in a bucket, and toss you out like yesterday's bath water...

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/tgp/20...ty/adg7794.jpg

Besides, I got first dibs! :Graucho

ADG

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

DWB 01-30-2010 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 16798621)
almost sounds like you like the cum and cocks more than the girl. :1orglaugh

I guess you missed the memo about me and ladyboys.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiaLing (Post 16798631)
OH DWB .... you old smoothy ! lol .... you really are a romantic aren't you?

Some would say I have a way with words when it comes to the ladies. :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiaLing (Post 16798636)
I dunno Sir .... I been tryin' to get a scene together with you for a while now .... I think you're duckin' me ! lol !

I wanted to shoot you when I was in LA but the timing was bad. I was knee deep in some stuff and was not able to get any shooting done. One of these days. You're on my hit list.

TiaLing 01-30-2010 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16798778)
I guess you missed the memo about me and ladyboys.



Some would say I have a way with words when it comes to the ladies. :1orglaugh



I wanted to shoot you when I was in LA but the timing was bad. I was knee deep in some stuff and was not able to get any shooting done. One of these days. You're on my hit list.



I don't wanna know what you were knee deep in , lol , but anytime ! I don't get out there quite as much these days ... but I can shoot anywhere really. Hell, you should come back to your old stomping grounds and we can shoot in Sinclairs studio !

sicone 01-30-2010 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 16797995)
You can't handle the Ling - within a week she would reduce you to a small puddle of happy with a big smile on the floor, wipe you up, wring you out in a bucket, and toss you out like yesterday's bath water...

ADG

That might be the hottest thing I have ever read.

fatfoo 01-30-2010 06:17 PM

For me all she means is this.

Tia Ling = :jerkoff

Platinumpimp 01-30-2010 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sinclair (Post 16798250)
true story...

Tia was doing make up for me one day on a new girl coming into the biz. After Tia finishes up and leaves "new girl" says "OMG that's Tia Ling, one day I want to be just like her".

To which one of my crew says "porn sluts like her only come along once in a lifetime. Watching her work a room full of cock is as close as one gets to watching Mozart perform. Study hard young one and aspire, but if you haven't been catching cock seed in the grill by now you will always fall short of her greatness."

Sinclair

that's classic :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 01-30-2010 08:54 PM

I'm pretty sure that Tia Ling won't do me...

Cash 01-30-2010 11:37 PM

She's just a regular chick ...

DWB 01-31-2010 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cash (Post 16799361)
She's just a regular chick ...

Of course. All chicks are Asian, have tight bodies, do double anal, do gang bangs, swing, and work a cock as if it's the last cock she's ever gonna work. How silly of me to think otherwise.

pamon 01-31-2010 01:14 AM

she is a definite hottie... love that pic in the thread.

Iron Fist 01-31-2010 03:28 AM

...and he DOESN'T fuck on the first date.. can you believe THAT?

digitaldivas 01-31-2010 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 16798054)
Who said romance was dead ??

lol... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

TiaLing 01-31-2010 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16799440)
Of course. All chicks are Asian, have tight bodies, do double anal, do gang bangs, swing, and work a cock as if it's the last cock she's ever gonna work. How silly of me to think otherwise.

Well .... I've never done double anal .... double vag, but not double anal .... but all the rest is most definetely true ! lol:winkwink:

MrKinkade 01-31-2010 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiaLing (Post 16799891)
Well .... I've never done double anal .... double vag, but not double anal .... but all the rest is most definetely true ! lol:winkwink:

get with DWB and I we can change that status for your resume real quick

DWB 01-31-2010 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TiaLing (Post 16799891)
Well .... I've never done double anal .... double vag, but not double anal .... but all the rest is most definetely true !

Close enough.... MARRY ME!!!!

Peter Romero 01-31-2010 09:52 AM

I'm feeling the GFY love in this thread...

DirtyDanza 01-31-2010 11:30 AM

I had shoved dick in Tia's mouth once while she was sleeping... her man was in the casino gambling ... was nothing special ... felt like the 1800 mouths ive been in...

Her and her man are pretty cool though... one of the cooler couples ive met in the biz

fuzebox 01-31-2010 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 16800216)
I had shoved dick in Tia's mouth once while she was sleeping...

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

I've had a secret crush on Tia for years!

woj 01-31-2010 12:00 PM

:1orglaugh

Naechy 01-31-2010 12:01 PM

more than regular girl

u-Bob 01-31-2010 12:05 PM

L o L

DirtyDanza 01-31-2010 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 16800241)
:1orglaugh :thumbsup

I've had a secret crush on Tia for years!

you were there when I did ... fact you cheered me on... you know how I tumble under peer pressure

TiaLing 02-01-2010 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 16800216)
I had shoved dick in Tia's mouth once while she was sleeping... her man was in the casino gambling ... was nothing special ... felt like the 1800 mouths ive been in...

Her and her man are pretty cool though... one of the cooler couples ive met in the biz


Yes .... I remember .... but how can anything sexual be special when you're pretending to be sleeping ? lol

TiaLing 02-01-2010 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 16800022)
Close enough.... MARRY ME!!!!

LOL .... so funny ! I'm sure you'd take care of the double anal virginity issue anyway, ha!

TiaLing 02-01-2010 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 16800241)
:1orglaugh :thumbsup

I've had a secret crush on Tia for years!



Awwwww ..... that's cute ! lol !

CunningStunt 02-01-2010 09:40 PM

I'm welling up here, the GFY love is too much, you crazy kids, I wish you all the best.

NickB. 02-01-2010 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sinclair (Post 16798250)
true story...

Tia was doing make up for me one day on a new girl coming into the biz. After Tia finishes up and leaves "new girl" says "OMG that's Tia Ling, one day I want to be just like her".

To which one of my crew says "porn sluts like her only come along once in a lifetime. Watching her work a room full of cock is as close as one gets to watching Mozart perform. Study hard young one and aspire, but if you haven't been catching cock seed in the grill by now you will always fall short of her greatness."

Sinclair

:1orglaugh great read right there :1orglaugh

Supz 02-01-2010 11:25 PM

one of my favorites!


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