Whats the most embarrassing thing you have tried to hide
 

I can remember when I first meet my uncle and his family as we had just come back from SA. We were invited round for dinner so we all sat round the table and were eating when I had a sneezing fit I turned away from the table and one of my sneezes shot out a big greenie straight onto their carpet, I quicky got up and said I was going to the toilet to blow my nose in the hope that I could rub the greenie into the carpet with my foot and no one would see I kinda done a funny foot movement as I put my foot on the snot to try and rub it in.
I went to the toilet and came back but I had not done a very good job of trying to make it disapear , wether they knew what had happened I still dont know cause nothing was ever said but I know I was so fucking embarrassed I could feel my face going red.



whats yours ?

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Hey halfpint if that's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you....then you are doing really good at avoiding embarrassing situations!

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There are more but this one just sticks with me the most

Premature ejaculation into a dead tranny midget hooker.

i don't know ?
My asshole just before i got raped ?
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