The Book Of Eli: Worst movie in fucking history
 

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

look i am one of those people who like 99% of movies, every dam genre.

this movie, omg, OMFG WTF!?

WTF!

plot holes up the ying yang!??!?!?!?

the earth is gone they never explain it

nigga denzel walks around with a book he has memorized????????
why the fuck would you walk around with a book that could cause critical mass you have memorized?

the entire movie explains nothing.

PAINFUL!

OMGHF.LJALKJADSFLKJADSFLJDSLKDJSF

literally worst movie in history. i cant even grasp the stupidity of it. and i can find a positive in just about everything.

then i was reading reviews and you have people talking about "faith" about it?! WTF :1orglaugh

was intrigued to see this befor eit came out and Ive heard nothing but shitty reviews so Im pretty let down...

Once the movie is over, if you hear an eerie silence over the audience as they get up and leave, you know that the movie sucked.....I kind of liked it but I would rather have watched that at home rather than while on a date.

A friend told me the same.

was he blind, all i need to know

LOOK YO i swear i am a person to find a positive in anything. and at least strain myself to try my best to like it.

this this piece of crap, i cant even fathum it. it just OMG

and the reviews!!!!!!!!!! people are rating it 10/10

http://cinemaclock.com/aw/crva.aw/al...ok_of_Eli.html

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HAHAHAHAHAHAH i have lost all hope in humanity based on a movie literally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



DAWG WTF HAPPENED IN THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

they talked about a light?!??!
those who live underground survived?!?!?!?!
didnt explain what why
this nigga was carrying a book for 30 years he had memorized?!>?!>!


WTF WAS THE POINT OF CARRYING THE BOOK AND GETTIN URSELF KILLED WTF?!?!?

30 years to walk 3000 MILES???!?! 1/4 MILES A DAY! WTF HOW SLOW WAS THE MUTHA FUCKER WALKING!!!!!!!!!

WTF i cant even fathom the movie! pure pointlessness!
hell i even consider myself a "deep" person!

and this other mother fucker, the evil dude WTF DID HE NEED THIS FUCKIN BOOK FOR!?

to conquer the fucking 100 people left on fuckin earth or WTF!?

this mother fucker is the only person who supposedly knew where the water springs were WTF DID HE NEED THE BOOK FOR? WHY NOT COME IN AND BE LOOK "LOOK MOTHER FUCKERS IM THE WATER GOD YOUR ASS IS GON DIE" he already had control WTF?!?!

I KNOW ITS A MOVIE BUT OMGGGGGGGGGG

please for all that is sacrid in this earth do not see it. omg i am literally dont even know what to think,

I'm just going to assume anyone reading this this thread has seen the movie, so SPOILER ALERT.



They explained how the world ended, not that it's even necessary. Did you need to know why the Vietnam war started in order to enjoy Full metal Jacket?

As for the plot holes, they kind of covered all of the scenes where you assumed he had vision.

When jennifer beal came to the door, he waited for her to speak before she came in -- which I thought was weird, but makes sense if you realize the guy is blind.

He backed up under the bridge before that first hand to hand fight, so he would have the advantage. How did he know he was under a bridge? There's an echo under a concrete underpass.

During the gunfight, he only shoots exactly where he hears the shot coming from.

So, to accept anything in the movie, you have to at least suspend disbelief that blind man can overcompensate his other senses enough to become ninja-like. Once you get past that, if you watch a second time knowing he's blind, it all kind of works.

...and the movie doesn't really take a side on religion. They show the cynical side, with Gary Oldman's character wanting to use it to control people for his own gain.

Eli think its the only thing that can bring humanity back together, so he protected it by memorizing something that almost no one else can read, unless they know brail.

It wasn't that bad. As someone who's not religious at all, I enjoyed it, mostly because i was really surprised by the big secret.

Are you for fucking real?

yes he was movie was crazy he was like a super hero taking bullets then hes weak :disgust

I wouldn't expect anything less from someone who says he's in "Yo Mamma's Pussy".

i answered most before you posted, us at the sametime we can discuss.

about the full metal jacket part you knew the war happened. unless i was asleep i dont remember the apocalypse happening and if i did i must have been high as fuck. which is possible.

No, I was asking you a question. You just sound like such an idiot, wasn't sure if you're a bot or real person.

thanks, def not going to see it now

roll a blunt and order a pizza :thumbsup movie sucked yak ballz :2 cents:

man i love movies.

i am a movie fanatic.

i own a projector, a balls deep system and blue ray. they are apart of my life. movies help me be creative.

i approach movies with an open mind and try to look at them from different perspectives. this movie i just could not fathom how someone could sit through it and leave the movie and fill like it was worth it.

literally i came back to my buddies place read reviews and i am PISSED OFF! and i like 99% of movies. or can at least find SOMETHING to leave the theater with. i feel like 3 years of my life were stripped off.

Sounds like someone needs to pop Spirited Away or Princess Mononoke into the BluRay and sit back with a stiff drink. :)

God i came home and pounded a couple beers back just to be ok.

i just want to warn people. it is so bad. my poor brain. :(

I am disappointed. THe trailers had me all excited. Thanks for the warning!

It's terrible.

agree and I thought the movie was great..now Avatar is another story..that's the movie that was weak as fuck

stupid ass statement. At least make an intelligent argument

aren't you the one that supposedly watched that piece of shit avatar 10 times ?
You shouldn't be talking about movies son.

I agree. Worst movie ever. I came out of there feeling like I just spent 2 hours sitting in church.

Watch "The Road" with Viggo Mortensen. That's how a movie like the Book of Eli should have been produced...

Not really feeling it over here.

Ouch.... I'll steer clear away from this one then...last thing I need to getting preached to in the movie theater. :error

I wouldn't stay away from it....I would just watch it at HOME.

LOL! Sorry you didnt enjoy it, I didn't have high expectations walking in but i thought it was actually really good. I liked it alot more than the road as that movie just totally depressed me.

Even the trailer made it look like a mess...

haha... Far from the worst movie ever but it definetly wasnt no Avatar. :p

Lets just say I wouldnt see it again.

Break it down for me. How am I an idiot for understanding what a movie was about?

i posted this a while back
hated the movie

lately big name actors have been failing in their movies
clooney in men who stare at goats
damon in informant
denzel in book of eli

just to name a few

Here is a clue - the more the movie is promoted the worse it is.

:Oh crap GOOD?

what the hell!

they didnt explain anything, all about a stupid book then ended it.
ya i get the "deep" message but it was so obvious from the beginning that it lost its point.

what kind of person carries around text that they have memorized when it can get them killed?
and why does the evil guy even give a shit, he already has all the power. to control the other 200 people on the planet? he has all the dam guns anyway.

:1orglaugh Yeah, I heard crickets all through the damn movie, and especially at the end

I didnt like it either

Have you seen WHiteOut with Kate Beckinsale yet? Pretty awful too...

on a lighter not Mila Kunis is beyond sexy, so the movie wasn't a total dud

nah but thanks for the headsup lol.

she is dam fine though!

i would serve her refried beans and ravage her asshole.

How did it get such a good rating on imdb?

the eerie sky... the eerie keyboard music... mila kunis... oh yeah.

oh and Gary Oldman is dope.

Other than that, just ok.

how come denzel and will smith aren't saving the world together in any flicks?

have you read peoples responses?

they are all bible thumpers. any movie that mentions the bible they are going to find a deep Godly meaning in it.

go see it and come back and report. the movie is utter crap.

i read some of these donks responses on cinemaclock they are like "the people that dont get it just dont understand God"

literally people think like this still? combine the losers who literally had a fucking bullshit movie touch their soul and the hour and a half waste and you will understand where im coming from.

And I agree, the movie rocks. Its perfect. And if people are leaving the cinema silently it only means that they got the fucking message. I was watching it on Sunday night, so an empty hall and empty streets afterwards. It was excellent, and gives you a lot of ideas to think about.

Metaman if you are looking for something with less phylosophy try American Pie. :winkwink:

i love philosophy hell i went to a catholic school for 12 years. i get the whole God message. i bet more than you do.

some of you people are so weak minded. the movie can be utter crap and relay an obvious message from the start and you will be like "wow what a message"

if a movie genuinely causes a reaction in you and makes you re think or re establish your view on life you are a very weak minded person.

what "rocks" about the movie?

Metaman don't judge everyone by yourself.

And don't start this weak minded, small penis - big penis crap, man. People are different. What I got from this movie is a message that says "People got more than they needed, and threw away things we are killing each other for now". Thats true. How much does an average person need to make to live well these days? How much shit is being thrown away? You buy an iPhone and in 1 year it becomes obsolete. You need a new one, while the old one still works. People pay $1000+ for an character in some stupid online games like WoW. There are many other examples.

Our lives are tied to the fact that you must be rich to be successful. People do not care about each other anymore, they must make money in order to consume more and more. And one day this whole shit is going to be stopped by the flash. Question is, whats going to happen to this entire civilization afterwards. Will we degrade to monkeys, or resurrect from the ashes? But thats too much phylosophy for this forum.

I think I will wait on the DVD for this one

i dont understand why people take human advancement as such evil. i believe in mankind and that humans will oneday be able to sustain everything. right now we are just on the brink of this.

think of how far mankind has come since the middle ages. i think you have a negative view of humanity and that is why you related to the movie. for me i found it dull and obviously played off idiots who are not happy with the world around them.

who says in life you have to be rich an successful to live a great life? the media? who? i dont know anyone around me who truly believes that. i am surrounded by people who would do anything for me.

so what if someone wants to spend $1000 on a WoW character? if that's what they want to do that is their choice. the problem is people like you who view other people finding happiness in simple things like a new iPhone and make them sound evil.

i think to find such deep meaning in such a shitty movie like this is proves you are a very lonely person.

if a Hollywood movie causes such a reaction in your views of philosophy well you are an idiot. LOLZ

Weak minded, lonely person, idiot. Very GFY-like conversation. :)

ya that's why you avoided all my points. because you know it's true.

"who says in life you have to be rich an successful to live a great life?"
Turn the TV on, open a newspaper, read a magazine, go to the streets and in 15 minutes you might actually get an idea of "Who says". I'm saying that in general of corse, it doesn't mean that you will see a huge sign saying "Hey, I say you've got to be rich to be successful!" pop in front of you.

Forget the middle ages. Look at the 1950s. People didn't lock their doors back then. And now they rely on security firms to protect themselves. Thats how the world have improved in just recent years. Is that a big improvement? Or did it improved culturally? So Britney Spears is a real good fucking talent? Perhaps it was improved scientifically?

The world is degrading. Money is a new God. And its sad.

P.S. do you even give a flying fuck about who I am and how I live my life? :) The answer is obvious.