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Juicy the Manlet 02-05-2010 02:51 PM
Just got a blow job from a MILF at a tanning salon
 
I went to get a spray tan, (yeah I know, I'm a fag for going)I was the only one there except for the hot older lady that owns the place. We start chatting while she is showing me how to use the spray booth. She explains all the various things to me and she leaves the room. I undress, and am butt ass naked when she suddenly opens the door to hand me a towel. She freaks out a bit, and apologizes. I get in the booth, tan, dry off and get dressed. I come out and she is standing by the door. She apologizes again and I tell her its no problem that I have been naked in front of many women. She laughs and comments that it doesn't surprise her. I jokingly ask if she liked what she saw. And she gives me a sheepish yes. I then ask her if she wants to see where I put the playboy bunny sticker she had given me to show the difference of where I tanned verses where the sticker was. She said yes. I pull down my pants and show her the spot right above my pubes. She asks if she can get a closer look. I say sure and then she pulls down my pants. She then pushes me back in the room with the booth and sucks my dick. I tell her I am going to cum and she just looks up and me nods. I blow a load in her mouth she swallows it and then gets a paper towel and cleans me up. I said thanks and left. It was great.

mayabong 02-05-2010 02:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juicy the Manlet (Post 16817186)
I went to get a spray tan, (yeah I know, I'm a fag for going)I was the only one there except for the hot older lady that owns the place. We start chatting while she is showing me how to use the spray booth. She explains all the various things to me and she leaves the room. I undress, and am butt ass naked when she suddenly opens the door to hand me a towel. She freaks out a bit, and apologizes. I get in the booth, tan, dry off and get dressed. I come out and she is standing by the door. She apologizes again and I tell her its no problem that I have been naked in front of many women. She laughs and comments that it doesn't surprise her. I jokingly ask if she liked what she saw. And she gives me a sheepish yes. I then ask her if she wants to see where I put the playboy bunny sticker she had given me to show the difference of where I tanned verses where the sticker was. She said yes. I pull down my pants and show her the spot right above my pubes. She asks if she can get a closer look. I say sure and then she pulls down my pants. She then pushes me back in the room with the booth and sucks my dick. I tell her I am going to cum and she just looks up and me nods. I blow a load in her mouth she swallows it and then gets a paper towel and cleans me up. I said thanks and left. It was great.
I think you just made getting a fake tan alot cooler, I think I'm gonna go now. great story!

Choopa Phil 02-05-2010 03:00 PM
http://i357.photobucket.com/albums/o...elsgoodman.jpg

CosmicTang 02-05-2010 03:00 PM
You forgot the part in the beginning that reads "Dear Penthouse..."

;)

Caligari 02-05-2010 03:04 PM
top notch man! not only did you get a hummer, you just wrote a pretty good piece of milf porn! fuck i'd expand that a bit and put it up!

Choopa Phil 02-05-2010 03:08 PM
i haz bonar from reading story

Loryn 02-05-2010 03:15 PM
Pretty hot... :thumbsup

NaughtyRob 02-05-2010 03:19 PM
**cough - bullshit - cough**

Honez 02-05-2010 03:23 PM
It was a hot story but, all I can think about is what fresh, fake spray tan on a wiener must taste like. :Oh crap

TripleXPrint 02-05-2010 03:27 PM
It was really a dude.

bloggerz 02-05-2010 03:47 PM
pics or it didn't happen

L-Pink 02-05-2010 03:49 PM
Think I'll spend the evening dangling my balls in the aquarium.



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BV 02-05-2010 03:50 PM
You didn't return the favor and bury your face in her fat MILF labia?

pornask 02-05-2010 03:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juicy the Manlet (Post 16817186)
I said thanks and left. It was great.
...and then you woke up with your hand in the toilet bowl.

Loryn 02-05-2010 04:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Honez (Post 16817279)
It was a hot story but, all I can think about is what fresh, fake spray tan on a wiener must taste like. :Oh crap
I thought about that too... haha

tiger 02-05-2010 04:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CosmicTang (Post 16817213)
You forgot the part in the beginning that reads "Dear Penthouse..."

;)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Naechy 02-05-2010 04:14 PM
You are so lucky man, great story

EdgeXXX 02-05-2010 04:23 PM
http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/8...affedonkey.jpg

lazycash 02-05-2010 04:29 PM
Penthouse Letters May 1993 edition

Kroy 02-05-2010 04:31 PM
Wait...Playboy sticker? As in the crap the girls use when they tan...the shit that stands out in every damn video shoot which sucks unless you're shooting for Playboy? That chick sticker????

bbobby86 02-05-2010 04:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EdgeXXX (Post 16817515)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

epitome 02-05-2010 04:34 PM
I get that you're trying to sell your erotic fiction story writing services, but you should include more details like prices.

escorpio 02-05-2010 06:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Honez (Post 16817279)
It was a hot story but, all I can think about is what fresh, fake spray tan on a wiener must taste like. :Oh crap
Quote:
Originally Posted by Loryn (Post 16817405)
I thought about that too... haha
I could help you ladies find out, if you'd like. :Graucho

matty 02-05-2010 06:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juicy the Manlet (Post 16817186)
I went to get a spray tan, (yeah I know, I'm a fag for going)I was the only one there except for the hot older lady that owns the place. We start chatting while she is showing me how to use the spray booth. She explains all the various things to me and she leaves the room. I undress, and am butt ass naked when she suddenly opens the door to hand me a towel. She freaks out a bit, and apologizes. I get in the booth, tan, dry off and get dressed. I come out and she is standing by the door. She apologizes again and I tell her its no problem that I have been naked in front of many women. She laughs and comments that it doesn't surprise her. I jokingly ask if she liked what she saw. And she gives me a sheepish yes. I then ask her if she wants to see where I put the playboy bunny sticker she had given me to show the difference of where I tanned verses where the sticker was. She said yes. I pull down my pants and show her the spot right above my pubes. She asks if she can get a closer look. I say sure and then she pulls down my pants. She then pushes me back in the room with the booth and sucks my dick. I tell her I am going to cum and she just looks up and me nods. I blow a load in her mouth she swallows it and then gets a paper towel and cleans me up. I said thanks and left. It was great.
So let me get this straight Juicy - You went on ODesk and hired some young guy from the Philippines or India dude to write sex stories as filler content for your juicy ass sites. What better way to test it - GFY --- Yo I'm in your head.

HandballJim 02-05-2010 06:16 PM
you should become a blog writer :thumbsup

Oracle Porn 02-05-2010 06:22 PM
how much do you charge for blog posts?

cosis 02-05-2010 06:28 PM
She sucked me off yesterday

joshuawk 02-05-2010 06:54 PM
hahah too funny

xNetworx 02-05-2010 09:14 PM
The Playboy stickers are for chicks, man. :1orglaugh

Digital Bliss 02-05-2010 09:20 PM
PICS or it did not happen

dooglas 02-05-2010 09:25 PM
Haha the sticker is classic!

Peter Romero 02-05-2010 09:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juicy the Manlet (Post 16817186)
I went to get a spray tan, (yeah I know, I'm a fag for going)I was the only one there except for the hot older lady that owns the place. We start chatting while she is showing me how to use the spray booth. She explains all the various things to me and she leaves the room. I undress, and am butt ass naked when she suddenly opens the door to hand me a towel. She freaks out a bit, and apologizes. I get in the booth, tan, dry off and get dressed. I come out and she is standing by the door. She apologizes again and I tell her its no problem that I have been naked in front of many women. She laughs and comments that it doesn't surprise her. I jokingly ask if she liked what she saw. And she gives me a sheepish yes. I then ask her if she wants to see where I put the playboy bunny sticker she had given me to show the difference of where I tanned verses where the sticker was. She said yes. I pull down my pants and show her the spot right above my pubes. She asks if she can get a closer look. I say sure and then she pulls down my pants. She then pushes me back in the room with the booth and sucks my dick. I tell her I am going to cum and she just looks up and me nods. I blow a load in her mouth she swallows it and then gets a paper towel and cleans me up. I said thanks and left. It was great.
Me likes tanning salon girls... See: http://www.youporn.com/watch/402960/...from=favorites

PornstarXS 02-06-2010 01:13 AM
unfortunately when you said milf and tanning salon i pictured the ol' leather face chick from Something about Mary

BigRod 02-06-2010 01:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pornstarxs (Post 16818560)
unfortunately when you said milf and tanning salon i pictured the ol' leather face chick from something about mary
yuck ...lol

Iron Fist 02-06-2010 05:06 AM
I'm sure tasting that spray on tan must of been awesome. Nice fake story... tell us another one!

Naughty 02-06-2010 05:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 16818238)
The Playboy stickers are for chicks, man. :1orglaugh
Yeah, that really matters at a SPRAY TANNING booth, lol.

Scott McD 02-06-2010 05:43 AM
You didn't have to make up a story about getting a bj from a chick to make you feel better about going for a spray tan. :winkwink:

Kylee Sands 02-06-2010 09:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juicy the Manlet (Post 16817186)
I went to get a spray tan, (yeah I know, I'm a fag for going)I was the only one there except for the hot older lady that owns the place. We start chatting..... I blow a load in her mouth she swallows it and then gets a paper towel and cleans me up. I said thanks and left. It was great.
God damn it - I'm NOT OLD!!!!

:winkwink:

Great story!

Badmaash 02-06-2010 09:43 AM
Where is this undercover brothel acting as a spray salon? How much did you pay the hooker? LOL!!!!!

Lassitor 02-06-2010 09:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juicy the Manlet (Post 16817186)
I went to get a spray tan, (yeah I know, I'm a fag for going)I was the only one there except for the hot older lady that owns the place. We start chatting while she is showing me how to use the spray booth. She explains all the various things to me and she leaves the room. I undress, and am butt ass naked when she suddenly opens the door to hand me a towel. She freaks out a bit, and apologizes. I get in the booth, tan, dry off and get dressed. I come out and she is standing by the door. She apologizes again and I tell her its no problem that I have been naked in front of many women. She laughs and comments that it doesn't surprise her. I jokingly ask if she liked what she saw. And she gives me a sheepish yes. I then ask her if she wants to see where I put the playboy bunny sticker she had given me to show the difference of where I tanned verses where the sticker was. She said yes. I pull down my pants and show her the spot right above my pubes. She asks if she can get a closer look. I say sure and then she pulls down my pants. She then pushes me back in the room with the booth and sucks my dick. I tell her I am going to cum and she just looks up and me nods. I blow a load in her mouth she swallows it and then gets a paper towel and cleans me up. I said thanks and left. It was great.
Now i want to shoot some tanning salon porn and post this story with it. It would be hot!!!

Big Chad 02-06-2010 09:54 AM
Fake as the tan lol

seeandsee 02-06-2010 09:57 AM
no its real jez

ninavain 02-06-2010 11:02 AM
You have PUBES???????- ewwwwww

LeCoq 02-06-2010 04:32 PM
Fake...fun but fake

mmcfadden 02-06-2010 04:55 PM
Blow jobs are fun. Especially when you least expect to get one

webair 02-06-2010 05:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CosmicTang (Post 16817213)
You forgot the part in the beginning that reads "Dear Penthouse..."

;)
We have a winner for ...... BEST RESPONSE !!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

missyouth 02-06-2010 07:45 PM
Nicely written exotic short story LOL

LoveSandra 02-06-2010 07:53 PM
Interesting:)

Spunky 02-06-2010 09:35 PM
We don't believe you

CamTraffic 02-06-2010 11:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juicy the Manlet (Post 16817186)
I went to get a spray tan, (yeah I know, I'm a fag for going)I was the only one there except for the hot older lady that owns the place. We start chatting while she is showing me how to use the spray booth. She explains all the various things to me and she leaves the room. I undress, and am butt ass naked when she suddenly opens the door to hand me a towel. She freaks out a bit, and apologizes. I get in the booth, tan, dry off and get dressed. I come out and she is standing by the door. She apologizes again and I tell her its no problem that I have been naked in front of many women. She laughs and comments that it doesn't surprise her. I jokingly ask if she liked what she saw. And she gives me a sheepish yes. I then ask her if she wants to see where I put the playboy bunny sticker she had given me to show the difference of where I tanned verses where the sticker was. She said yes. I pull down my pants and show her the spot right above my pubes. She asks if she can get a closer look. I say sure and then she pulls down my pants. She then pushes me back in the room with the booth and sucks my dick. I tell her I am going to cum and she just looks up and me nods. I blow a load in her mouth she swallows it and then gets a paper towel and cleans me up. I said thanks and left. It was great.
Loved the story , can i have ur permission to use it on my blog?


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