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BJ 12-21-2002 06:05 PM

how much dowtime before you are pissed
 
speaking of your processor:

how much time before you are truly upset?

1/2 hour
1 hour
2 hours

im going on 15 minutes... I think at 1 hour Ill be mad.

Alky 12-21-2002 06:06 PM

30 minutes - 1 hour

Amputate Your Head 12-21-2002 06:07 PM

2 minutes 14 seconds.

BJ 12-21-2002 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
2 minutes 14 seconds.
I was mildy upset at that point... but not truly pissed yet

Amputate Your Head 12-21-2002 06:09 PM

your site loads for me bro....

BJ 12-21-2002 06:09 PM

just so im not the idiot

anyone hit This?

hahmike 12-21-2002 06:09 PM

soon as you see the sites are down, it's a matter of

"for fucks sake!"



at least for me

hahmike 12-21-2002 06:10 PM

it doesnt load

directfiesta 12-21-2002 06:10 PM

not working for me

Amputate Your Head 12-21-2002 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PureMeds
just so im not the idiot

anyone hit This?

no... that one is as down as a three dollar whore on Hef's cock.

BJ 12-21-2002 06:11 PM

people need their pills:ak47:

m0rph3us 12-21-2002 06:11 PM

galleries -> 1 hour and I'm pissed.

billing -> 5 minutes and I'm very very very pissed.

tours -> 5 minutes and I'm very very very pissed.

justsexxx 12-21-2002 06:12 PM

galleries--->30 minutes
Sponsor---> 15 minutes
Own tgp--->15-30 minutes

justsexxx 12-21-2002 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PureMeds
just so im not the idiot

anyone hit This?

Strange http://www.netbilling.com/ is loading....

Andre

BJ 12-21-2002 06:15 PM

ok..this is my fault... I searched my email and was informed of 30-45 minutes of downtime for some upgrades.

My bad

Sly_RJ 12-21-2002 06:25 PM

And here I thought we had another Cologroup thread...

kindafreaky 12-21-2002 06:30 PM

I am pissed just thinking about it :feels-hot

BJ 12-21-2002 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kindafreaky
I am pissed just thinking about it :feels-hot
stop bumping, you are exposing me as a dumbass!

Amputate Your Head 12-21-2002 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PureMeds


stop bumping, you are exposing me as a dumbass!

aaaahahahahahaaaa :1orglaugh

BJ 12-21-2002 06:38 PM

this is what happened..seems pretty cool!

Quote:

Netbilling Release v2.5 Introduces Fraud DefenseTM
Netbilling Release v2.5 contains the payment processing industry's most innovative and effective anti-fraud toolset, Fraud DefenseTM, and provides significant enhancements to Netbilling's robust payment solution.

Fraud DefenseTM
Protect yourself from fraud by using Fraud DefenseTM, a comprehensive set of tools that have proven their ability to significantly reduce fraudulent transactions, prevent potential chargebacks, protect inventory, and deliver pertinent information to stop and prosecute fraudsters.

Fraud DefenseTM prevents fraud and saves you money. By stopping transactions before they reach the bank authorization network, you will avoid both transaction and bank authorization network fees.

Fraud DefenseTM doesn't hide behind mysterious, cryptic and vague scoring systems, yet allows you to set your own fraud controls to suit your business. You can choose from the Fraud DefenseTM list of anti-fraud controls that include Identity Authentication, Order Integrity, and Credit & Velocity Controls:


Identity Authentication Controls
US Location Verification
Verify the existence of all US addresses (ZIP code, street, state, etc.). Merchants who ship goods can find bogus addresses before an order is accepted instead of when the shipping ticket is prepared. US Location Verification goes beyond AVS, which only checks street number and ZIP code.
Email Bounce Check
Reject transactions that do not have valid email addresses. Automatically abort or refund sale transactions when the system receives notice of an undeliverable email receipt sent to the customer within 12 hours.
Anonymous Surfer Block
Reject transactions from customers attempting to hide their identity by using an anonymous proxy server or email domain.
High Risk Country Filter
Automatically block transactions from countries with a track record of high incidences of fraud.
Name and Address Junk Filter
Automatically block transactions with suspicious patterns in the name and address fields. Reject transactions with profanity, "junk" patterns (i.e., asdf, aaaaaa), or invalid email address formats.
Order Integrity Controls
Negative Database
Decline transactions based on IP address, email address, dot-extension (top level domain), or credit card number.
Order Integrity
Deny hackers from changing the details (i.e., price, item, etc.) of your order just before purchase. If the data sent with the transaction does not match the encrypted order integrity data, the transaction is rejected.
Credit & Velocity Controls
Declined Order Limits
Limit the number of times a customer may attempt to make a purchase to prevent excessive transaction fees.
Approved Order Limits
Set maximum credit, time, and item limits to detect and control fraud. Stop customers from placing too many orders or charging too much money on the same card for similar orders.
Maximum Credit Risk Limits
Set credit limits to detect and control fraud. Any transaction above the set credit amount in the set amount of time will be rejected.
Subscription/Membership Limits
Prevent members from taking undue advantage of free or discounted trials. Members cannot sign up for the same subscription repeatedly. This increases conversion rates.
Virtual Terminal Limits
Set virtual terminal limits to detect and control fraud. Any transaction above the set dollar amount will display a warning before processing a virtual terminal transaction.
You can learn more about Fraud DefenseTM in the Main Menu, under Main -> Help Files -> Fraud DefenseTM.

Fraud DefenseTM Rates
Fraud DefenseTM is $0.10 per transaction.

Alert: Fraud DefenseTM replaces Risk Management as of December 6, 2002. Merchants who were already using Risk Management will be given a 10-day trial period to use Fraud DefenseTM at their current Risk Management rate. This trial period will expire at midnight, Sunday, December 15, 2002. Beginning December 16, 2002, merchants choosing to continue using Fraud DefenseTM will be charged a rate of $0.10 per transaction.

New Merchant Capabilities
In response to your requests and to further enhance the Netbilling high performance digital payment solution, we have added new user capabilities:

Access Security
Limited access to view full credit card numbers. Only users who have permission to view full credit card numbers or to issue transactions can see the full credit card number.
Limited access to alter fraud settings. Only users with permission may edit fraud controls.
NEW Menu Items
Documentation
Find ACH transactions
Expired Subscription Reports
ACH Transaction Reports
Fraud Defense Reports
We also have updated our Terms of Service, Payment Authorization Form, and Credit Card Expiration alert.

If you have any questions about any of the features in Netbilling Release v2.5, contact your agent.


Southern-Man 12-22-2002 12:14 AM

couple of days

SleazyDream 12-22-2002 12:54 AM

anything over 60 seconds once every 6 months is unacceptable

Rochard 12-22-2002 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
2 minutes 14 seconds.
Sounds about right. Anything long than 2 minutes and my cell phone rings off the damn hook.

kmanrox 12-22-2002 01:52 AM

5 minutes and then im calling the owners at home at 4:00am on christmas... i dont give a fuck

[The Leader] 12-22-2002 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
5 minutes and then im calling the owners at home at 4:00am on christmas... i dont give a fuck
lol, Jason from cologroup must love you as a customer. :1orglaugh

Or are you smart enough to have a real host for your main sites, and he just gives you free bandwidth to whore yourself out for him?

NETbilling 12-26-2002 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PureMeds
this is what happened..seems pretty cool!


I hope you enjoy all of the new tools. There are new reports too. Anybody else want full control of their fraud scrubbing?

Mitch

ldinternet 12-26-2002 12:55 AM

About 15 seconds should do the trick.

XxXotic 12-26-2002 02:08 AM

anything longer then 30 seconds

vegasdude 01-17-2003 09:15 PM

happy bday mate!!!! :thumbsup

sheepster 01-17-2003 09:17 PM

Pissed off at 5 minutes, furious at 2 hours or more.


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