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Juicy the Manlet 02-07-2010 05:15 PM

Mike Tyson signs on with the UFC.
 
For decades, Mike Tyson?s name has been prominently mentioned when the subject of the best fighters in the world, pound for pound, was discussed. In 2010, ?Iron Mike? will enter the UFC?s Octagon for the first time to make his long-awaited debut in the premier mixed martial arts organization.


?I wanted my comeback to be fighting in the most prestigious fighting organization in the world,? said Mike.

http://www.livedaily.com/news/mike-t...nar-21220.html

L-Pink 02-07-2010 05:16 PM

I can't wait!


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moeloubani 02-07-2010 05:17 PM

holyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shit thats gonna be great

gay looks like its not real

juicyyyyyy you manlet

Nicky 02-07-2010 05:34 PM

If It was real he would get leveled like a 10 year old.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-07-2010 05:45 PM

what is this faggot shit?

Dodge2hot 02-07-2010 05:48 PM

Let him bite on someone's ear in this league. He'll get fucked up beyond his wildest imagination. They won't take that shit like Holyfield.

Personally I never did like Mike Tyson, so him being in the UFC Sucks balls.

fatfoo 02-07-2010 05:51 PM

Mike Tyson is 44 years old. He can still fight? That's impressive.

Klen 02-07-2010 07:39 PM

He going to be sooooooooo beaten

STAROTICA 02-07-2010 07:42 PM

is he gonna fight KIMBO SLICE!!!!

Iron Fist 02-07-2010 07:50 PM

I hate UFC and fighting in general... whole thing is a retards dream.. but I hate Mike Tyson even more, so seeing him get his ass kicked by anyone is music to my ears.

Dappz 02-07-2010 07:53 PM

this is cool i cant wait about this ;)

eMonk 02-07-2010 07:59 PM

Your link points to "Bruce Springsteen, Jay-Z others sign on for Haiti benefit".....??

LeCoq 02-07-2010 08:14 PM

Tyson VS Kimbo= WWE

HandballJim 02-07-2010 08:18 PM

that dummy must be broke again.

no joke but we seen him at a corner ice cream shop once licking a cone on a kids scooter. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Spunky 02-07-2010 09:28 PM

Should be interesting but won't last long

shimmy2 02-07-2010 09:40 PM

let the man make his $. i remember playing punchout as a kid on nintendo

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-07-2010 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 16824683)
let the man make his $. i remember playing punchout as a kid on nintendo

i guess thats a little less sad than me remembering playing it last week. :(

Ayla_SquareTurtle 02-07-2010 09:47 PM

Don't feel too bad, I played 2 player River City Ransom a couple weeks ago.

amacontent 02-07-2010 10:32 PM

Makes sense most of them are all illiterate criminals anyway.

dav3 02-08-2010 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eMonk (Post 16824554)
Your link points to "Bruce Springsteen, Jay-Z others sign on for Haiti benefit".....??

yea, ctrl-f'd for 'Tyson' and nothing.... :error

jgabra62 02-08-2010 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy the Manlet (Post 16824143)
For decades, Mike Tyson?s name has been prominently mentioned when the subject of the best fighters in the world, pound for pound, was discussed. In 2010, ?Iron Mike? will enter the UFC?s Octagon for the first time to make his long-awaited debut in the premier mixed martial arts organization.


?I wanted my comeback to be fighting in the most prestigious fighting organization in the world,? said Mike.

http://www.livedaily.com/news/mike-t...nar-21220.html

This is not true...Mike did not sign with the UFC and he never will. This just a big dumb rumor.

seeandsee 02-08-2010 04:51 AM

he will get beat

jgabra62 02-08-2010 04:53 AM

He probably would get his ass beat...

But as I said before, "This is not true...Mike did not sign with the UFC and he never will. This just a big dumb rumor."

Raf1 02-08-2010 05:05 AM

well it will be interesting to watch

roly 02-08-2010 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 16824220)
If It was real he would get leveled like a 10 year old.

i watch boxing not mma but what happened when a boxer not close to the level of tyson in, ray mercer fought tim sylvia? oh yeah he ko'd him in about 10 seconds. if tyson stays on his feet and lands, even now, it's goodnight.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qA161hTzJzE

CarlosTheGaucho 02-08-2010 06:13 AM

Never watched MMA although I used to watch a lot of boxing.

I hope Mike knows what he's doing, it's pretty dangerous to enter the ring after 40 and all those late comebacks practically killed guys like Sugar Ray Robinson or Jerry Quarry, Ali is supposed to also sufferthe worst damage during his last 2 years comebacks.

Wishing the best luck.

Fletch XXX 02-08-2010 06:19 AM

tyson would get taken to the mat and tapped out in seconds.

Nicky 02-08-2010 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roly (Post 16825497)
i watch boxing not mma but what happened when a boxer not close to the level of tyson in, ray mercer fought tim sylvia? oh yeah he ko'd him in about 10 seconds. if tyson stays on his feet and lands, even now, it's goodnight.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qA161hTzJzE

Tyson is not fighting in the UFC though. 90% of the people in here didn't click the article hehe.

Yes ofc he can land and win but what are the odds?

What do you think would happen if Tyson met Fedor Emilianenko?(not in UFC though) Or Brock Lesnar? Since I take It he would be fighting in the heavy weight. A light heavyweight would level him fast just as good though.

He is 44 years old now and his ring smartness is probably 20% of what It once was and tbh It wassn't the best.

Toni 02-08-2010 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 16824305)
Mike Tyson is 44 years old. He can still fight? That's impressive.

Randy Couture is almost 47

Toni 02-08-2010 06:50 AM

When I open your link it says:
Bruce Springsteen, Jay-Z others sign on for Haiti benefit

AmeliaG 02-08-2010 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toni (Post 16825567)
When I open your link it says:
Bruce Springsteen, Jay-Z others sign on for Haiti benefit

Yeah, that.

Serial Pervert 02-08-2010 09:11 AM

isn't he too old to fight?

Ramos 02-08-2010 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 16824683)
let the man make his $. I remember playing punchout as a kid on nintendo

007-373-5963 :)

spideriux 02-08-2010 10:28 AM

good news, can't wait for it

Amputate Your Head 02-08-2010 10:42 AM

Good thing it's a bullshit rumor. Tyson would get fucking killed in the UFC in seconds.

american pervert 02-08-2010 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos (Post 16826028)
007-373-5963 :)


Glass Jaw Joe is in da house!

WN4L

romeo22 02-08-2010 11:08 AM

It'll be interesting to see.not sure if thats a good move.

Rattlehead 02-08-2010 11:46 AM

Very Interesting. I wonder if he eat a few more ears.

MrBottomTooth 02-08-2010 12:42 PM

It's not happening, he was just lying.

For those not paying attention.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 02-08-2010 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amacontent (Post 16824785)
Makes sense most of them are all illiterate criminals anyway.

Tyson on his book tour...

http://upnextinsports.com/wp-content...son-pop-up.jpg

ADG

Manowar 02-08-2010 04:27 PM

shame he cant keep his legacy up

slayer69 02-08-2010 05:11 PM

this should be good

designerscode 02-08-2010 05:30 PM

I hope he can guard his lower body too... no hitting below the belt rules this time lol

roly 02-09-2010 03:27 AM

for all those saying an old tyson wouldn't stand a chance and would get taken out quick, who do you think would win with a prime late eighties tyson against the top ufc fighter?

i think the ufc fighter would have lasted about 5 seconds.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 02-09-2010 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roly (Post 16828581)
for all those saying an old tyson wouldn't stand a chance and would get taken out quick, who do you think would win with a prime late eighties tyson against the top ufc fighter?

i think the ufc fighter would have lasted about 5 seconds.

http://wandaphullworld.files.wordpre...mike-tyson.jpg

Welcome to 2010...Tyson has been washed up for over a decade!!! :2 cents:

ADG

RadicalSights 02-09-2010 04:08 AM

poor mike


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