I am gonna dump my girlfriend this Friday right before VDay
 

She is starting to annoy me , I figure Ill cut her loose this friday :pimp:pimp:pimp

Wait until Saturday

Poor Izzzz. :-(

I always thought your bread was buttered on the other side.

u said loose

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh , I thought he bat for the other team as well. Who knew. :(

I dated a girl for nearly 2 years, she and her mum took me to a restaurant on Valentines day, paid for my meal, then I dumped her for an older woman with 40D tits. Her mum made me pay her back for the meal.

15 years later we write every week on facebook.

How long have you been dating her?

You went to a Valentines dinner with your girlfriend and her mother, did she have down syndrome?

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You have a girlfriend? But you were always posting that you're gay.

Anyway, I'm not gay.

Dump her if you must.

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You are supposed to dump her before Christmas and then get back together after Valentines Day.

hopefully her birthday falls in there too :2 cents:

3 days


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Tell her after ill take her out for a rebound date the day after V day.

got a date that day

I was gonna guess 48 hours tops :1orglaugh

Would explain a LOT :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Here is what you do, first, you tell him you are going to surprise him. Then you don't pick him up. Hope he handles it well.

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You know I love you man. :thumbsup

Best of luck Juicy.
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So you've never had a 3some with a mother and daughter?

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No, not with down syndrome.

You´re gonna break Izz´s heart man :(

Atleast downers get to keep their testicles all their life, not like all the utter idiots spitting in genesis Adam's face every day.

Maybe you're right lazy, maybe Bolt isn't that fast and Bill isn't that rich and Groom Computer is just an ordinary dude. Well you've laid your bets now.

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Nooooooo.... You will need her if you ever plan on doing pushups again. Those one-handed ones are very difficult.

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Time to act :pimp

Why don't you just try to change her first and then if she doesn't comply, THEN you dump her. Just tell her like it is.

Sweety, here's the deal, effective immediately you will need to get up 30 mins before me and cook me a warm breakfast and feed it to me in bed. When I'm done I will ring a bell and you will give me a blowjob while you massage my prostate. I will then work. While I'm working you will clean, cook, dust and iron. I will arrive home at 6 PM each evening. When I arrive, you are to be in doggie position with your naked ass facing the door. I will then fuck you in the butt till I'm done at which point you will get up and prepare me a warm dinner. When I'm done you will sponge bathe me in the tub. Right before I fall asleep you will blow me again. In the morning, we do it all over again. You either comply with all of this or we're done.

So, you either get a great girlfriend or she leaves you but you were gonna dump her anyway so you might as well give it a try. Let me know how that goes for you.

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I think most of us in here recognized long ago that groom computer is far from ordinary. By the way, is camgirls.com still set to launch on March 1st, or did you have to push back the date again?

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