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so i told the last girl i do porn
It worked really well.
She texted me three times today and we not going to do Vday. No flowers, no gifts and definitely no dinners. So we are going to a movie instead and seeing the avatar. I hear that movie is cool as hell and hear that a little ganja is in order. |
The last girl that I told that I do porn, ended kinda similar.
We arent doing V-Day, dinners, flowers, or gifts either. But I did even better than you. She doesnt text me anymore, and I dont have to take her to the movies. |
Congrats dude... I'm still with the last girl I told I do porn... it's been 1.2 years now.
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I told a girl I'm a psychic and she said she's a Christian with moral values.
I told the next girl I run Camgirls.com and she said she's a Christian with moral values. |
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What is that shit like 300px wide? |
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I'm engaged to the last gal I told I do porn :)
Vday will be spent with a chick flick, but also sex of MY choice...decisions decisions... |
I didn't know what Vday is. I looked it up - apparenly it is an abbreviation for Valentine's Day.
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Vday is another day for the sheep in society to express the feelings that they don't really have for the girl/guy they are with when they should be expressing those feelings every other day of the fuckinhg year. I mean does it make someone feel special to be told how much they are cared for blah blah blah because of some stupid occasion says that's what is suppose to happen on that day? Come on really this has got to be one of the phoniest occasions that that people celebrate, I find it rather irritating myself.
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My gf also know that I do porn...
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Just a tip here for you affiliate marketers.
You do not 'do porn', you run adult websites and are just a salesmen. I've been running and earning exclusively off adult websites for many years and would never say I 'do porn'. I don't, I do sell memberships to porn sites though. I am not even sure why someone would tell someone they do porn when they don't, unless they are looking for shock value or plain expecting bad reactions. |
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Before you date a chick, make sure she's not a conservative Christian :-) I mean, isn't it that easy? I know some of them are secretly slutty though....maybe that makes it more fun to pursue them?
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http://siteanalytics.compete.com/cam...m+hotcams.com/ |
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Why would you even need to 'decide' what has a better chance. Channel the answer, add the right site, come back here and laugh at us all for being insignificant mere mortals. |
OK, I just channelled "ANY METHOD would be fine"
and then for the mere mortals part I channelled "in business we are all salesmen" check www.ricksblog.com for the quotes, by the timestamp I didn't have long enough to search for those answers, must be magic. |
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it's porn in my book and doing it seems like a logical choice of words... i'm not going to say i am a salesman for a website |
I'm a web developer, they don't usually know what that means and don't ask anymore questions
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3 texts in one day pfff |
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I told them that most of my work is based on statistics and programming but they still think I stare at naked chicks all day... :error |
just tell them your a web entrepreneur... end of story... don't get into to much details with them. Act like you're kinda of a gangster,,, they like that. She will eventually fall for you & love you so much. Remember one thing if you give her areal orgasm,,,, she will not leave u;)
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She is like a big wig in an insurance company and career wise is doing very well. It just gives me a boner knowing that a hot girl I used to love (never fucked) in highschool now is not only cool with porn, but will give me a bj after I said that. Further, wants to hang again... its just, I guess cool as shit! |
Whore is the man... who's pleasure depends on the permission of another.
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My girl knows i work in this industry too. She has no problems me working sat beside her either which is cool.
My ex used to moan all the time. |
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hell, i don't even consider people who work at porn shops to be in porn. |
Nice to know that...
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hint: most girls don't really care that much what you do as long as you're not a bum
just start talking about computers until their eyes glaze over |
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