Thursday morning joke - !
 

Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later, there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him..

Obama thinks:
Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

George Bush thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.

F-------------

If I wasn't so tired, I'd LOL.

I liked it but I'm into that whole GWB 'war-mongering' era. :1orglaugh

I think that was funny.

I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That was good.

My driving instructor told me that I should wear a seatbelt because if I were to crash, the force could throw me out of the car.

I can't believe that he thinks Star Wars is real.

first joke is nice but this was great

It's a funny one!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

lol at both!

this one is pretty good too :thumbsup

If they only had psychic abilities - they would read thoughts constantly and all the time. This is true. Darkness would not stop them.

was a decent joke :1orglaugh