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Fag 02-12-2010 04:48 PM

39 y.o. man with world's largest documented penis is unemployed, living with Mom
 
Someone please post the links for me.


sphere.com/article/jonah-falcon-man-with-biggest-penis-video-update/19286024

cumm.co.uk/images/jonah-falcon-penis-cock-dick.jpg

awxm 02-12-2010 05:03 PM

http://cumm.co.uk/images/jonah-falco...-cock-dick.jpg

http://www.aolnews.com/article/jonah...pdate/19286024

Jarmusch 02-12-2010 05:10 PM

His mom must be proud

CaptainHowdy 02-12-2010 05:13 PM

I have the biggest photoshoped cock as well...

Slick 02-12-2010 08:44 PM

That guy is retarded. Hell, if I had a cock that big, I'd surely be in porn :)

CPimp 02-12-2010 09:06 PM

I'd be doing SOMETHING to make some money off of that extreme appendage.

NextBigTube 02-12-2010 09:07 PM

Read about him several years ago.

But agree with the others - why hasn't he been able to capitilize on it ? He wasn't bad looking when the story first came out, though he looks a bit sloppy in the video.

Chosen 02-12-2010 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 16845435)
I have the biggest photoshoped cock as well...

:1orglaugh

Spunky 02-12-2010 09:24 PM

I bet he's a lonely man,what chick want's to fuck a baseball bat

BIGTYMER 02-12-2010 09:26 PM

I'm jealous... :(

billywatson 02-12-2010 09:26 PM

I'd hire him for Manojob...but I know almost 100% of the dudes out there could never perform in a porno.

That probably means you, too.

brassmonkey 02-12-2010 10:11 PM

arm penis

Platinumpimp 02-12-2010 10:20 PM

Thats a real 3rd leg.

Mr. Garibaldi 02-12-2010 10:28 PM

maybe he cant get it up?

BIGTYMER 02-12-2010 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Garibaldi (Post 16846393)
maybe he cant get it up?

Its so big he doesn't have to get it up dude. :1orglaugh

CunningStunt 02-12-2010 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 16846227)
I bet he's a lonely man,what chick want's to fuck a baseball bat

I'm sure there's some fat ugly tart out there who's hatched 5 rugrats who could accomodate him.

CYF 02-12-2010 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigTymer (Post 16846399)
Its so big he doesn't have to get it up dude. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

StaceyJo 02-12-2010 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigTymer (Post 16846399)
Its so big he doesn't have to get it up dude. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

wild johnny 02-12-2010 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 16845429)
His mom must be proud

Laughed hard at that comment,

DaddyHalbucks 02-12-2010 11:23 PM

The guy must pass out when he gets hard.

MrKinkade 02-12-2010 11:57 PM

i have a cock that big and i am in porn LMAO

Fucksakes 02-13-2010 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CunningStunt (Post 16846437)
I'm sure there's some fat ugly tart out there who's hatched 5 rugrats who could accomodate him.

need my exgf phone number?

SNRProductions 02-13-2010 12:41 AM

Porn is his calling...I'm sure it'll happen eventually.

Niktamer 02-13-2010 12:45 AM

find me his number i'll give him 1000$ if he write "I love Deviantclip, all the crew and their family " on his dick

sortie 02-13-2010 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigTymer (Post 16846399)
Its so big he doesn't have to get it up dude. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Raf1 02-13-2010 08:38 AM

if he went to the gym, took care of himself and stopped being such a pussy, he could easily get decent cash in the porn biz.

Scott McD 02-13-2010 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 16846227)
what chick want's to fuck a baseball bat

I've seen a few videos actually which seems to suggest some do. :1orglaugh

HunkyLuke 02-13-2010 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 16845435)
I have the biggest photoshoped cock as well...

LOL!!!!!! funny cuz its true

Zuzana Designs 02-13-2010 09:22 AM

He could use that dick as a baseball bat!

Gerco 02-13-2010 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrKinkade (Post 16846618)
i have a cock that big and i am in porn LMAO

1. the link to the swingers club is 404...

2. I've been to all the swinger clubs in and around the Cincinnati area... Largest collection of fat disgusting herds congregating in filth I have ever seen. Seriously, swingers in that area make carnies look good.

Fletch XXX 02-13-2010 09:42 AM

And he is White, ha ha! White boys got big ones too girls! ;)

MrBottomTooth 02-13-2010 09:45 AM

He hangs out on the alt.video.games.xbox newsgroup and does a cable access show about the New York Yankees.

Some of Howard Stern's guys used to prank call him all the time.

If you search youtube for Jonah Falcon you can probably see some of the videos of him getting pranked. It is really kinda sad.

Semi-Retired-Dave 02-13-2010 09:45 AM

That thing is a kick stand, makes him a tripod.
A few viagra's he may get that thing up and hard for a porn scene.

MrBottomTooth 02-13-2010 10:04 AM

Forgot to mention, the reason he probably doesn't do porn is because he's a homo. There's video of him kissing Sulu on Stern too. Disgusting. He couldn't get it up for Sulu either.

DaddyHalbucks 02-13-2010 11:25 AM

Just proves that the size of your cock can't unmake you a loser.

Semi-Retired-Dave 02-13-2010 11:51 AM

This guy should have his own Enlarge your penis size Site. (He could claim he is not only the owner, but also a client.

Or at least be an affiliate to one of the programs since he is home doing nothing.

mmcfadden 02-13-2010 11:52 AM

somebody should forward the hbo show to him... hung

every man with a big or small penis comes to a crossroads at some point

John-ACWM 02-13-2010 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigTymer (Post 16846399)
Its so big he doesn't have to get it up dude. :1orglaugh

right :1orglaugh

digitaldivas 02-13-2010 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 16846227)
I bet he's a lonely man,what chick want's to fuck a baseball bat

"size queens"

brand0n 02-13-2010 01:34 PM

so metaman lives with his mom?

Robbie 02-13-2010 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 16847450)
Forgot to mention, the reason he probably doesn't do porn is because he's a homo. There's video of him kissing Sulu on Stern too. Disgusting. He couldn't get it up for Sulu either.

You probably don't realize that there is gay porn. I'm not an expert in selling that niche, but I would guess that he could do well doing gay porn where the emphasis is on the cock.

mmcfadden 02-13-2010 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 16847796)
You probably don't realize that there is gay porn. I'm not an expert in selling that niche, but I would guess that he could do well doing gay porn where the emphasis is on the cock.

that would likely hurt a lot of a holes

Robbie 02-13-2010 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmcfadden (Post 16847803)
that would likely hurt a lot of a holes

You might have never heard of ass fisting. :1orglaugh

mmcfadden 02-13-2010 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 16847812)
You might have never heard of ass fisting. :1orglaugh

until now?

nothing sexier then an arm up the butt

gandalfuy 02-13-2010 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 16847450)
Forgot to mention, the reason he probably doesn't do porn is because he's a homo.

That's no reason, he could do gay porn anyway.

MrKinkade 02-13-2010 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niktamer (Post 16846780)
find me his number i'll give him 1000$ if he write "I love Deviantclip, all the crew and their family " on his dick


does taht go for me because I can do it??

VikingStar 02-13-2010 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 16845429)
His mom must be proud

buhahahahahhaa LOOOL man

CYF 02-13-2010 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrKinkade (Post 16847890)
does taht go for me because I can do it??

I think he wants something bigger than 6point font :winkwink::winkwink:

brassmonkey 02-13-2010 03:00 PM

hahahaha!!!

MrKinkade 02-13-2010 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerco (Post 16847419)
1. the link to the swingers club is 404...

2. I've been to all the swinger clubs in and around the Cincinnati area... Largest collection of fat disgusting herds congregating in filth I have ever seen. Seriously, swingers in that area make carnies look good.

it says 440 read please its club 440 in milford ohio(suburb of ohio

they are swingers not PORNSTARS they are humans with the same lifestyle goal as I see and get treated as humans not "fat distusting hurds" and I seriously DOUBT you been to them all because you would have called me out on 440 and what they had to offer

nice try making yourself look hard and a swinger YOU FAILED and fail miserabley
you were thinking of club 101 in dayton ohio


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