WATCH OUT!!! These tough times bring out the worst in people!!!!
 

Please watch out! These tough times bring out the worst in people!!!!


Over the last couple of weeks I have become the victim of a clever scam
while out shopping and I would like to warn all of you of the scam before you become victims also.

Here's how the scam works.....

Two seriously good looking late teen/early twenty-something year old girls
come over to your car as you are loading your shopping items into the trunk.

They both start wiping your wind shield with a rag, with their cleavage almost falling

out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to have a good look. When you thank them and offer
them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping center.

You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat and performs oral on you, while the other one
steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on January the 14th, 19th and 21st, twice on the
24th and 26th, three times on the 28th, and twice just yesterday,

and very likely again this coming weekend as soon as I can buy some more
wallets.



Be careful out there, it a tough economy!!!!!

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Sorry about your wallets.

Nice! :1orglaugh

How old is this joke anyway ?

But still a classic.

golden oldie

so your advice is to buy bulk wallets and load them with less than $20 each and it's a fair deal :1orglaugh

sounds like you need a "decoy wallet"

you had me until you said two good looking teens were actually doing manual labor

Hehe nice find.

Did you cum in their mouth?

HA! I L.O.L.'d!!! Good one!

Exactly :thumbsup

Who cares,
First time I've heard it.

Great find. :thumbsup

I think ILl make a dvd out of that concept

That is a good idea, :winkwink:

Where do I go to donate my wallet?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh that was good :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

Old and getting older.... seems like someone feels a need to repost it every other month here... :disgust

:1orglaugh

Make sure I get the royalties :thumbsup

THAT'S why you bought 50 $2.95 fake leather wallets!!!!!

Had me until that.

Rooooffffl

hehehehe nice one

I hope I get 'scammed' tomorrow at the mall.

Maybe I should do a mainstream site selling chinese made wallets

good idea :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

haha ........i like that story