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LA Crew 02-13-2010 04:52 AM

Khloe, no one wants to watch your porn. Not even your husband. Pic
 
http://www.3am.co.uk/upload/image/59...56aa7a9d94.jpg
By: http://www.3am.co.uk

Khloe Kardashian, who?s basically famous for selling her soul to the devil reality telly, has learned saying anything that pops into her wee brain ensures folk like us keep reporting on her.

The ugly one out of the Kardashians (harsh, but that?s how we all know her) has just landed her sister Kourtney in the shizz.

Khloe tweeted yesterday: ?Kourt just admitted that she tasted her own breast milk.?

We want to say that?s gross, but you would, wouldn?t you? Wouldn?t you? Anyway, even if we did (wouldn?t you?), we wouldn?t appreciate it getting broadcast to 900,000 randoms.

But Khloe?s also embarrassed herself by saying said she wouldn?t sending a porn video of herself tickling her pickle to her husband Lamar Odom while he?s travelling.

Luckily, her friend refused to film Khloe jacking herself off on video ? which would probably get ?leaked by accident? onto the internet. Thank you friend, we like you, friend.

Now, let?s get back to watching less disgusting stuff on the internet ? slow loris anyone?

RadicalSights 02-13-2010 04:57 AM

I really dislike that girl.

EscortBiz 02-13-2010 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RadicalSights (Post 16846994)
I really dislike that girl.

what girl? lol

TheDA 02-13-2010 05:41 AM

That site is such a fucking joke. Some of the articles they right are full of spelling and grammatical errors.

What the fuck does this bit mean?

"But Khloe?s also embarrassed herself by saying said she wouldn?t sending a porn video of herself..."

DamianJ 02-13-2010 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDA (Post 16847014)
That site is such a fucking joke. Some of the articles they right are full of spelling and grammatical errors.

What the fuck does this bit mean?

"But Khloe?s also embarrassed herself by saying said she wouldn?t sending a porn video of herself..."

The paper is read by people who wouldn't notice. :)

czarina 02-13-2010 05:48 AM

it's all a call for attention

TheDA 02-13-2010 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16847015)
The paper is read by people who wouldn't notice. :)

Mirror isn't it?

Quagmire 02-13-2010 08:25 AM

looks like a row of three trannys

BIGTYMER 02-13-2010 08:41 AM

Shes a beast. I have never seen a girl with a more crude mouth.

Scott McD 02-13-2010 09:13 AM

Attention whore skank !!

seeandsee 02-13-2010 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LA_quince (Post 16846991)
http://www.3am.co.uk/upload/image/59...56aa7a9d94.jpg
By: http://www.3am.co.uk

Khloe Kardashian, who?s basically famous for selling her soul to the devil reality telly, has learned saying anything that pops into her wee brain ensures folk like us keep reporting on her.

The ugly one out of the Kardashians (harsh, but that?s how we all know her) has just landed her sister Kourtney in the shizz.

Khloe tweeted yesterday: ?Kourt just admitted that she tasted her own breast milk.?

We want to say that?s gross, but you would, wouldn?t you? Wouldn?t you? Anyway, even if we did (wouldn?t you?), we wouldn?t appreciate it getting broadcast to 900,000 randoms.

But Khloe?s also embarrassed herself by saying said she wouldn?t sending a porn video of herself tickling her pickle to her husband Lamar Odom while he?s travelling.

Luckily, her friend refused to film Khloe jacking herself off on video ? which would probably get ?leaked by accident? onto the internet. Thank you friend, we like you, friend.

Now, let?s get back to watching less disgusting stuff on the internet ? slow loris anyone?

:Oh crap:Oh crap

John-ACWM 02-13-2010 12:33 PM

Or 'Khloe...no one wants to hear from you' :winkwink:

Va2k 02-13-2010 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDA (Post 16847014)
That site is such a fucking joke. Some of the articles they right are full of spelling and grammatical errors.

What the fuck does this bit mean?

"But Khloe?s also embarrassed herself by saying said she wouldn?t sending a porn video of herself..."

LIKE you have room to talk. LOL right?? its WRITE not right ok got it? :upsidedow

Barefootsies 02-13-2010 12:41 PM

She's got some nice toes.

I wouldn't mind watching them curl and spread while she dialed up the pickle, or clam, to orgasmic moaning proportions.

HandballJim 02-13-2010 12:43 PM

I am guessing that show is close to being cancelled...the story line just goes down hill each week. I know my wife watches it here and there in which I am usually in the same room on the computer.

mmcfadden 02-13-2010 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 16847698)
She's got some nice toes.

I wouldn't mind watching them curl and spread while she dialed up the pickle, or clam, to orgasmic moaning proportions.

I don't see any toes in those pics?

Iron Fist 02-13-2010 12:54 PM

Seriously, who are these hoes? Maybe i'm getting too old to give a shit.

DBS.US 02-13-2010 12:58 PM

The Kardashians, yesterday trash:2 cents:

TheDA 02-13-2010 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fungus (Post 16847694)
LIKE you have room to talk. LOL right?? its WRITE not right ok got it? :upsidedow

I know that. I just like seeing people like you getting wound up about it :)

CYF 02-13-2010 03:04 PM

I wouldn't watch that shit either :2 cents:

Va2k 02-13-2010 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDA (Post 16848001)
I know that. I just like seeing people like you getting wound up about it :)

haha likely excuse.. It don't bother me that you're dumb enough that you can't tell right from write? LOL Plus I was only busting your balls bud. :1orglaugh

CyberHustler 02-13-2010 03:48 PM

Thread save...!


webair 02-13-2010 04:07 PM

Really? I thinks she's fucking hot! Hmmm am i the only one?

TheDA 02-13-2010 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fungus (Post 16848074)
haha likely excuse.. It don't bother me that you're dumb enough that you can't tell right from write? LOL Plus I was only busting your balls bud. :1orglaugh

No worries I'm all for a bit of ball busting :)

I put the word 'right' in a different color to the rest of the post :)

Va2k 02-13-2010 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDA (Post 16848200)
No worries I'm all for a bit of ball busting :)

I put the word 'right' in a different color to the rest of the post :)

See you're alright in my book!

CaptainHowdy 02-13-2010 07:07 PM

Hot guy...

NaughtyRob 02-13-2010 07:15 PM

She looks ok in that Peta ad, all those girls are pretty busted though. I just like Kims ass.

dav3 02-13-2010 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GetNaughty (Post 16848434)
She looks ok in that Peta ad, all those girls are pretty busted though. I just like Kims ass.

Her ass looks hideously droopy when it's not photoshopped.
http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_galle..._bikini_00.jpg

:Oh crap

Cyber Fucker 02-13-2010 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CryBaby (Post 16848082)

Thank You!!!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-13-2010 07:33 PM

she looks alright to me, dunno what the fuss is. :2 cents:

bloggerz 02-13-2010 07:51 PM

that save the animals pic is HOT

woj 02-13-2010 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CryBaby (Post 16848082)

nice save :thumbsup

CPimp 02-13-2010 08:20 PM

Thread Kill:

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_galle..._bikini_00.jpg

LoveSandra 02-13-2010 09:57 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

epitome 02-13-2010 11:08 PM

I'd take Khloe over her two fake ass sisters. She's not the prettiest, but she's the realist of the trio.

The closest thing to a pretty girl that any of the guys bashing her on here probably get is wanking to whichever one pops up on their computer screen.

epitome 02-13-2010 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandballJim (Post 16847701)
I am guessing that show is close to being cancelled...the story line just goes down hill each week. I know my wife watches it here and there in which I am usually in the same room on the computer.

Guess again.

That show is nowhere near close to being cancelled. The ratings are phenomenal for a cable show.

I will say that it is one of the most scripted reality shows I've seen to date.

cykoe6 02-14-2010 05:12 AM

Am I the only one that notices that Kim is fucking fat? She has a pretty face but her ass is massive. If she would lose some wight she would be really hot.

magpan 02-14-2010 05:36 AM

There's nothing wrong with her and I'd bet she'd be a lot of fun to get drunk with (until she got 'sloppy drunk,' but then you could drive her home and (hopefully) run into one of the other sisters... lol). :)

Chosen 02-14-2010 08:56 AM

This thread delivers :)

fatfoo 02-14-2010 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LA_quince (Post 16846991)
selling her soul to the devil

That's not nice.

Roby 02-14-2010 10:20 AM

nice pics

VeriSexy 02-14-2010 04:47 PM

I'd so ride her ass


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