Awesome news article: "Might Be On Drugs, Say Authorities"
 

Bayron Reyes Lopez was listening to his radio too loud at 4:30 in the morning, when police knocked on his door responding to noise complaints. There was no answer. When they found the door unlocked, the officers opened it on an empty apartment, because Lopez had just hurled himself out the third story window. He took a 30-foot flying leap of faith, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade style, because somebody knocked on his door?and he did it instantly. Knock knock. Who?s the- Fuck that! Window.

An hour and a half later, police receive a call about a crazed man who ?appeared, screaming, in front of Julie Donnelly, a 34-year-old woman out walking her dog.? Note that: ?Appeared, screaming.? As in, he was already screaming when she just happened to show up. Just? just screaming at the sunrise. The man then ?charged her, grabbed her dog by the neck, choked it and slammed it into the pavement before running off.? Again, that is an instant decision from Mr. Lopez: ?Nice dog you got there, you mind if I CHOKESLAM!? ? and then he is gone like some sort of dickhead Batman. A few minutes later police found Lopez at the Rancho San Clemente Tennis Club, completely naked, lying on the ground pouring hot coffee on himself. They arrested him, because it?s outside of police procedure to give a man a viking funeral before he?s technically dead.

?He may have been under the influence of drugs,? police told the local newspaper. That is their actual quote.

He leapt out a third story window, wrestled a dog to death with his bare hands after a passerby interrupted his screaming session, then stripped naked and covered himself in burning coffee? and police are not willing to commit to his status RE:Drugs.

Here?s a hint: It?s very. His status is ?very drugs.?

its like when a person goes missing that is male and has blonde hair and is about 40 years old, then a few days later they find a body a mile away of a male approx 40 yrs old with blonde hair, the police release a statement saying they cannot confirm this is the missing person as they must do tests first,

its a common cycle, jumping to conclusions when they shouldnt and not jumping to conclusions when they should

A friend of mine is a cop and one night about midnight he got a call that there was someone in the local city park "acting suspiciously." So he drives over and finds a guy completly naked washing his balls in the drinking fountain. They never found his clothes and the guy would only say that his dick and balls itched so he needed to wash them.

Needless to say ever since then whenever he goes to that park with his family they make sure to take some bottled water.

The best part is that I have another friend who has always refused to drink from a drinking fountain. He would say, "You don't know, someone could have just washed their ass on that thing." I always told him he was out of his mind. When he heard about this he calls me up and says, "See motherfucker, I told you so!"

There's an awesome mug shot photo to go along with this article but unfortunately I do not have enough posts to link it. I'll update this thread after I make my 30th post.

Country and race?

people do stuff like that everyday while "not on drugs"

there are plenty of mental illnesses that make people do those things and it has nothing to do with drugs. Did they test him for drugs or is this just some BS post>?

one word: lawyers

sounds like he needed drugs!

I'd jump out of my window if the cops came knocking too... but I live in the basement.