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V_RocKs 02-17-2010 06:18 AM

Thunderball - You Officially Suck!
 
I have defended you guys for a long time and now it is time to stop defending you because all it did was allow you to suck even harder!

I joined to help you fund updates. Those updates never came. The most fucked up part is that 90% of your members could perform the fucking updates for you if you'd ask!

The list of why you suck:

1) Individual URL scan has been broken for months. Doc asked to have it fixed back in August 2009!

2) Link checker needs to check for nofollow tags. Something that would require 2 more lines of code. I asked for this back in November 2009.

3) Your URL scanner removed the www. from the URL. This fucks up all new trade URLs added to the system. Doc asked for this to be worked on back in September 2009.

4) Multiple URL verifier. Requested in October 2009. Bond said it can't be done. Really? Then you people need to pull your heads out of your asses because it can be done. It's called a fucking LOOP!

5) Special characters like ' in an anchor cause your script to shit itself and it is unable to verify a link. This is a SIMPLE fix! September 2009.

6) The ability to sort trades. Requested in May 2009. Why your system doesn't do this alphabetically by default is beyond me!


So what do I really get for being a member? The ability to send Email to other members? Big fucking woop-dee-doo!

Personally I think you should be charging $5 a month and there should be no free system at all. Then you'd have a few hundred to a few K a month more than you have coming in now. This thing could be programmed correctly and paying would get you more than the ability to ask someone "WTF happened to our trade?"

Discuss...

seeandsee 02-17-2010 06:20 AM

are they still "live" on updates?

SmellyNose 02-17-2010 06:21 AM

What's the link to their site?

Should I be writing something like theirs, but better/working, and making massive profit?

brassmonkey 02-17-2010 06:22 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

V_RocKs 02-17-2010 06:28 AM

Please do!

http://www.thunder-ball.net/

punkpred 02-17-2010 06:28 AM

Never used it, too many bad reviews about it just like yours V Rocks

pornguy 02-17-2010 06:33 AM

V_Rocks.. Hit me on ICQ. I need to chat with you about this..

174228679

martinsc 02-17-2010 06:42 AM

sad, but true... :Oh crap

V_RocKs 02-17-2010 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 16857764)
V_Rocks.. Hit me on ICQ. I need to chat with you about this..

174228679

Can't do it here?

SmellyNose 02-17-2010 07:01 AM

So this dog ugly, almost unusable, system is for trading hard/soft links and traffic?

Sosa 02-17-2010 07:06 AM

It's been shitty for a long time.

HowlingWulf 02-17-2010 08:37 AM

Great concept but it does need these kind of updates, but the owner no longer works on it. I think he was trying to sell it for $8k recently.

TheDoc 02-17-2010 08:43 AM

Sounds like it's time to make a new way for people to find trade partners....

SmellyNose 02-17-2010 08:49 AM

ICQ me what you'd want from a site like that and I'll have a look at creating it :thumbsup

nation-x 02-17-2010 10:19 AM

lol... I outed Mr. Bond well over a year ago...

Barefootsies 02-17-2010 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa (Post 16857819)
It's been shitty for a long time.

:2 cents:

V_RocKs 02-18-2010 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nation-x (Post 16858316)
lol... I outed Mr. Bond well over a year ago...

You mean he's gay? Cause if he is gay this would explain a lot...

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/feat...iffinpeter.jpg

2012 02-18-2010 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 16858324)
:2 cents:

:2 cents::2 cents:

halfpint 02-18-2010 03:33 PM

yep afraid its true ... used to be good but its def gone down hill over the last year

xenigo 02-18-2010 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2012 (Post 16864054)
:2 cents::2 cents:

:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

brassmonkey 02-18-2010 03:44 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-18-2010 03:46 PM

since when has thunderball NOT sucked?

fatfoo 02-18-2010 03:47 PM

Thunderball... I tried that one...

GrouchyAdmin 02-18-2010 03:51 PM

A lot of your requests make sense, and are plausible; the only reason it would not allow multiple URLs is due to a really crappy API design. Which, well, kind of points back to the other issues, too.

SteveHardeman 02-18-2010 04:04 PM

I gave up on that site about a year ago. Nice post.

alias 02-18-2010 04:06 PM

Always sucked.

papill0n 02-18-2010 04:18 PM

ask him to repost that pic of all the meds he takes


it will all become clear then

Waddymelon 02-18-2010 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 16858026)
Sounds like it's time to make a new way for people to find trade partners....

I'm sure that you or someone on your team could do it right, please take up the project.

I've never used thunderball because all I hear is complaints complaints complaints.

It would not bother me to use a service that charges $5 or $10 a month to get it done right.

TheDoc 02-18-2010 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waddymelon (Post 16865272)
I'm sure that you or someone on your team could do it right, please take up the project.

I've never used thunderball because all I hear is complaints complaints complaints.

It would not bother me to use a service that charges $5 or $10 a month to get it done right.

Sure... I can help with that. I need to know what to build though, I have used Tb maybe twice. Let me know the features, what is needed for trade/scam protection, all the goods and I will look it over... One way or another I will build it or I know someone that will.

Anyone that wants to help, free to anyone that actually helps... shoot me an email: webmaster.skills at gmail and I will start a wave/document to break the idea down.

Denny 02-19-2010 12:04 AM

agreed :disgust

livegirlsonbed 02-19-2010 12:07 AM

3) Your URL scanner removed the www. from the URL. This fucks up all new trade URLs added to the system. Doc asked for this to be worked on back in September 2009.
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I noticed that too.
Also a big problem is with paid and free members,

I exchanged more links as free member then now as paid.

V_RocKs 02-19-2010 01:11 AM

The crazy shit is it didn't remove the www. before.. so simply revert that code back... so fucking simple...

Iron Fist 02-19-2010 01:14 AM

Stopped using it years ago.... sure glad I made that decision.

MoreMagic 02-19-2010 02:33 AM

worked nice in the past, like many things are nice in the past.

TheDoc 02-19-2010 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 16865434)
Sure... I can help with that. I need to know what to build though, I have used Tb maybe twice. Let me know the features, what is needed for trade/scam protection, all the goods and I will look it over... One way or another I will build it or I know someone that will.

Anyone that wants to help, free to anyone that actually helps... shoot me an email: webmaster.skills at gmail and I will start a wave/document to break the idea down.

Bump....

Anyone that wants to help create a system like this, free to anyone that actually helps... shoot me an email: webmaster.skills at gmail and I will start a wave/document to break the idea down.

Stop talking about the problem, lets start building a solution... hit me up!

Agent 488 02-19-2010 08:32 AM

when i login it just continually loads and doesn't do anything.

good luck with a new system.

TheDoc 02-19-2010 11:06 AM

Bump again... SmellyNose hit me up, he is willing to code this...I can help, have my guys help. I'm willing to put this together, give out free access to anyone that helps, split money for the right help...


You guys want this, let's do it! Just shoot me an email saying add me, I will get the ball moving.

webmaster.skills at gmail dot com

Take 2 seconds, stop thinking about it... and email me.

BradM 02-19-2010 11:16 AM

The guy who owns it "Mr Bond" is an INSANE loser. Guy is a mental nutfuckcase. Ever see him post? It's a wonder he is able to survive without a handler or being institutionalized.

Rattlehead 02-19-2010 11:55 AM

I would love someone to put something together that works! I was hoping one of you guys would have bought it when he was selling it so it could have been fixed.
If you build it...they will come.

TheDoc 02-19-2010 12:10 PM

V_Rocks, one of you guys that really understands the system and what it needs.... shoot me an email please.

....

I'm pretty full on people that can directly be helpers, but I love more people to give input for free lifetime access.

It's time to help the community, take a few seconds and email me your ideas and I will add you to the document as well! It's already going people, so email me now!

webmaster.skills [at] gmail dot com

Jdoughs 02-19-2010 12:54 PM

I know the system inside and out. Know what it needs, and know what its missing.

Buy him out, build a new system with a proper source code, and so features are easily added. Import all old data into new system.

Run proper system like you give a fuck about what you do.

Mr Bond, answer ICQ's, email whatever.

I'll buy it, or even pay to get shit fixed out of my own pocket.

Enough is e-fucking-nough.

pimp3611 02-19-2010 04:51 PM

Here's a bump cause Thunderball blows...

New solution would be great..

dakota1358 02-19-2010 08:56 PM

Never used it.

V_RocKs 02-20-2010 03:40 PM

Sent an email

halfpint 02-20-2010 03:42 PM

create something like this http://www.linkmarket.net/ but even better

Doctor Feelgood 02-20-2010 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 16857689)
I have defended you guys for a long time and now it is time to stop defending you because all it did was allow you to suck even harder!

I joined to help you fund updates. Those updates never came. The most fucked up part is that 90% of your members could perform the fucking updates for you if you'd ask!

The list of why you suck:

1) Individual URL scan has been broken for months. Doc asked to have it fixed back in August 2009!

2) Link checker needs to check for nofollow tags. Something that would require 2 more lines of code. I asked for this back in November 2009.

3) Your URL scanner removed the www. from the URL. This fucks up all new trade URLs added to the system. Doc asked for this to be worked on back in September 2009.

4) Multiple URL verifier. Requested in October 2009. Bond said it can't be done. Really? Then you people need to pull your heads out of your asses because it can be done. It's called a fucking LOOP!

5) Special characters like ' in an anchor cause your script to shit itself and it is unable to verify a link. This is a SIMPLE fix! September 2009.

6) The ability to sort trades. Requested in May 2009. Why your system doesn't do this alphabetically by default is beyond me!


So what do I really get for being a member? The ability to send Email to other members? Big fucking woop-dee-doo!

Personally I think you should be charging $5 a month and there should be no free system at all. Then you'd have a few hundred to a few K a month more than you have coming in now. This thing could be programmed correctly and paying would get you more than the ability to ask someone "WTF happened to our trade?"

Discuss...

thx for reminding them about 1 and 3. if all 6 were fixed i might renew my membership.
Doc

Sausage 02-20-2010 07:48 PM

didnt he try to sell it recently?

Anyhow seeing as you cant get sites out of it once registered, all trade requests just go into the junk folder now.

bdld 02-20-2010 08:07 PM

i would love for someone to create something better, would pay a monthly fee for it too.

SarahLLO 02-20-2010 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 16867667)
when i login it just continually loads and doesn't do anything.

good luck with a new system.


Yeah, hangs up on me constantly as well. It's a bummer.

Plus I'm always getting spammed with requests by the same three or four people, they drown out any actual/legit trades.

JD 02-20-2010 11:27 PM

TB has sucked since it started... never quite understood why people used it


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