Bad choice of ad placement (pic)
 

came across this in the current issue of Forbes

The finger pointing in the right ad and then that investment opp to the left, it just dont look right

http://www.sexspanker.com/wrongplace.jpg

Some Editor did not think that one through that is for damn sure

Yeah but it gets higher exposure :)

They are distinct enough I don't see a problem

LOL! Reminds me of a recent ad fail I found in my rss reader and decided to blog:

http://www.queerlust.com/wp-content/...e-ads-fail.jpg

Uhmm let me guess, you're the ad on the left lol

The real story on that is both ads are from the same company. They take your money TWICE.:pimp The only difference is the second time they know you are more desperate so they don't even bother to entice you with a toll free number.

For some reasons I don't see first pic...

That sex offender one was funny. Bid on the 'pastor' keyword for a sex offender registry... nice!

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa good one

HAHAHAHAHA :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Investment of $14,900 to make $250,000 in first year. This could be possible.

Of course, it would not only require money.

It would also require:
1) Brains
2) Selling skills
3) Time and effort
4) etc.

Where can I get this etc you speak of? have you taken the Donald Trump course of becoming a entrepreneur.I wish I read your brilliance 40 years ago

So you're fucked then basically ??

It looks perfectly right as the ad on the left looks like a huge scam to me.

Well if it seems too good to be true it probably is.

here is a call with the $14,900 dollar ad, friends voice who called is edited out

what i dont get is if one wants to do this why give them 14900, u can just do it and thats it

enjoy and best if listened to prior to bedtime

http://www.livereviews.com/forbescall.mp3

lol, hehehe

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hehe 15k to give him for what? he told all :D :D

exactly, I mean you can get these glasses printed all day by a promo company, you dont need him, and seriously as good as it sounds to some, try walking into a bar or resturant and get the owner to agree to anything.

Maybe it was done for a reason.

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I've got some etc. If you twist my arm i'm sure I could let you have it for a sneakily worded deal of ONLY $100!! *

*ONLY $100 + $6000 POSTAGE AND PACKING + $4000 TO ATTEND MY 2 DAY COURSE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO USE IT (BED & BOARD A BARGAIN AT ONLY AN EXTRA $500) + A RECURRING FEE OF $3000 A YEAR UNTIL YOU DIE. THE VALUE OF YOUR INVESTMENT CAN GO DOWN AS WELL AS UP. YOUR KNEECAPS AND/OR ANAL VIRGINITY ARE AT RISK IF YOU DO NOT KEEP UP REPAYMENTS.

lol thats how those ads do look

Forgot number 5...

5. Profit!

That's why fatfoo is still broke, hes still working on the "etc.."

The sad thing, is that guy is probably making money off of that add. You know why? Because he can count on people being lazy and really don't want to work. They think by paying for a secrete that it will eliminate the work part of the making money equation.

It looks like some pussy fingering. :smokin

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For real?!!

So, this guy puts an ad in the paper for investments and is then ready to spill everything to an entire stranger that called the number? :1orglaugh
Shit, if anyone handed over 15k to that guyy after that, they really are that dumb!!

Talk about leaving no stone unturned in telling a story - frikken golden. Thanks for the laugh :thumbsup

Tiny classified ads...

lol nice

so my friend decides to call again today and speak with another rep, the goal was while he pitches him to play the other guys voice that pitched him yesterday.

turns out the other sales rep had a whole other thing going on, same concept but this time is was hotel passport

seriously funny whats going on here http://www.livereviews.com/forbescall2.mp3

at the end he plays the audio of other sales guy as if its a crossed line

Hehe,that's a bad luck:)

HAHAHAHAHAHA, fucking funnie shit