joke
 

A teacher gave her fifth grade a class an assignment: Get their parents to
tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came
back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular
types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher,
much to her dismay, that only Larry was left. 'Larry, do you have a story to
share?' 'Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a
pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival
knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four
more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the
last Iraqi with her bare hands. 'Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher.
'What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?' 'Stay
the fuck away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking.'

LOL good one

Pretty good, lol.


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