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SleazyDream 02-26-2010 03:36 AM
The 10 Commandants of Trolling
 
The ten commandants of Trolling.

I found these written in yellow in the snow outside my house. I assumed it was from God.



1. Though shalt never say your real name or business.

2. Though shall use proxies.

3. Though shall spell things differently than your regular nickname on purpose.

4. Though shalt not promote anything with a referral code.

5. Though shalt never jump on sales opportunities offering your ICQ, MSN or phone #.

6. Though shall act totally different than your regular nickname.

7. Though shall form new alliances with your troll name.

8. Though shall avoid subjects related to your regular nickname.

9. Though shall pretend to be in different markets of this business.

10. Though Shalt never admit when you get caught even if the evidence is 100%.



so it is written - so shall it be.

now go forth and eat some yellow snow.

BAKO 02-26-2010 03:37 AM
do you ever sleep?

SleazyDream 02-26-2010 03:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BAKO (Post 16897082)
do you ever sleep?
isn't it kind of self defeating to post that comment in the same thread at about the same time?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BAKO 02-26-2010 03:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16897087)
isn't it kind of self defeating to post that comment in the same thread at about the same time?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Iron Fist 02-26-2010 05:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BAKO (Post 16897093)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jack Sparrow 02-26-2010 05:06 AM
commandants?

Arnox 02-26-2010 06:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16897087)
isn't it kind of self defeating to post that comment in the same thread at about the same time?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
His question wasn't "'are you asleep now?".

He asked "do you ever sleep?".

Seriously, are you that retarded that you can't distinguish between the two? :Oh crap

Dirty Lord 02-26-2010 06:03 AM
hahahahahaha, funnie

ColetteX 02-26-2010 06:14 AM
wow rules for trolls. special informations you are sharing

Raf1 02-26-2010 06:23 AM
thanks for the chuckle :)

pornguy 02-26-2010 06:27 AM
Not bad sleazy.. Now answer the damn mail I sent you.

martinsc 02-26-2010 06:46 AM
:1orglaugh

seeandsee 02-26-2010 06:57 AM
lol who made this :D

Longboat full of Vikings 02-26-2010 07:33 AM
Sleazy, what happened to your sig?

woj 02-26-2010 07:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Longboat full of Vikings (Post 16897390)
Sleazy, what happened to your sig?
it was too big :2 cents:

troncarver 02-26-2010 10:00 AM
if i ever decided to become a troll i think i would troll you sleazy

JFK 02-26-2010 10:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by troncarver (Post 16897698)
if i ever decided to become a troll i think i would troll you sleazy
he's gonna live for the day :Graucho

fatfoo 02-26-2010 10:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16897080)
5. Though shalt never jump on sales opportunities offering your ICQ, MSN or phone #.
Well, you could do those opportunities. Or, you could choose not to do them.

This is a choice, I'd say.

dyna mo 02-26-2010 11:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrfrisky (Post 16897200)
commandants?
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/colonel_klink.jpg

borked 02-26-2010 11:26 AM
interesting use of shalt only for the negative....

Quote:
Main Entry: shalt
Pronunciation: \shəlt, ˈshalt\
archaic present 2d singular of shall
Oh, and in olden English, it's thou although I doubt the Hebrews used old-English, just Charlton Heston :winkwink:

Quote:
Main Entry: 1thou
Pronunciation: \ˈthau̇\
Function: pronoun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English thū; akin to Old High German dū thou, Latin tu, Greek sy
Date: before 12th century

archaic : the one addressed <thou shalt have no other gods before me ? Exodus 20:3(Authorized Version)> ?used especially in ecclesiastical or literary language and by Friends as the universal form of address to one person ? compare thee, thine, thy, ye, you
c.f. though: Pronunciation: \ˈthō\


:2 cents:

The Duck 02-26-2010 11:40 AM
Though????

Tom_PM 02-26-2010 11:47 AM
Trolls always fizzle out all alone.

Poor little douchebags.

EdgeXXX 02-26-2010 12:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 16897900)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Gasper 02-26-2010 01:25 PM
http://www.uscg.mil/flag/img/dco.jpg

Gasper 02-26-2010 01:26 PM
http://navalmilitia.ohio.gov/Organiz...iles/OZVAT.jpg

SleazyDream 02-26-2010 06:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by troncarver (Post 16897698)
if i ever decided to become a troll i think i would troll you sleazy
get in line :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CYF 02-26-2010 06:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arnox (Post 16897254)
His question wasn't "'are you asleep now?".

He asked "do you ever sleep?".

Seriously, are you that retarded that you can't distinguish between the two? :Oh crap
I think you're the one that's not understanding here. :2 cents:

Original post was at 4:36am. "Do you ever sleep" was at 4:37 am.

Hence the "look who's talking" comeback.

Did I really have to explain that to a copywriter? :1orglaugh

BAKO 02-26-2010 06:33 PM
I just farted

SleazyDream 02-26-2010 06:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BAKO (Post 16899987)
I just farted
do you ever take bean o?

SleazyDream 02-28-2010 03:51 AM
tehe

......

hypedough 02-28-2010 04:08 AM
Also add "disappear randomly" to it :)

SleazyDream 02-28-2010 04:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hypedough (Post 16904384)
Also add "disappear randomly" to it :)
good one! :2 cents:


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