So how can your profit from the Chilean Earthquake?
 

What stocks will go up? I am guessing KBR will be in on the rebuilding, and others?

Do any American banks or insurance companies have large liability exposure?

What products does Chile export, you can expect futures to go up due to shortages.

If Chile has a major industry, and it's been knocked on it's ass, you could invest in whomever they compete with as they are going to have some openings now.

Who does the Red Cross buy supplies from?

Any ideas?

I'm going to print this thread, frame it and then destroy it...

so much humanity on gfy :) lovely

Man, you are brilliant.

nitrates and fish....

by putting you on a Hawaiian beach at about 4pm EST

humanity on top

Hey, I already gave 100 bucks to the Red Cross this AM, but someone is going to make money, why not me?

Also, if you posted some whine in the thread and have DONATED NOTHING you are a douche.

dam is the tsunami gonna hit that quickly? run peter, run grooby...

What he said

this thread smells like wall street

So how can your profit from the Chilean Earthquake?

You register aidforchile.net, set up a fake aid agency site and spend $$$ on media advertising telling everybody how much good you are doing in the disaster area and rake in $$$ x godknowshowmuch in donations. Then spend the donations on a Ferrari and hope nobody notices.

Is sure does.

what a brilliant plan, cross sales includeD?

Setup an online donation system. All the money goes into escrow for Chilean aid. If you raise [so much] money, you agree to kill yourself.

You can put me down as a supporter.

#1 copper producer

I was gonna say the same

make a chile porn site.. you can charge girls sex for shelter.

I know, Register SethInChile.com (Earthquake Victim Porn) or SethInHaiti.com (Interracial Earthquake Victim Porn). Well you know the rest.

Your sick....



@ the topic of the thread, chilean grape crop could have been destroyed!? :2 cents:


My heart goes out to all those involved. :Oh crap

May I add.... Sethseekstruth, yes, glad to hear you have helped by providing some money & I completely understand you are having a conversation about the realism of the tragidy. I would say that you have used some bad text "Some stocks up, some stocks down but not enough to shake the overall market" Shake??? You could have avoided this???

What a complete fucking idiot. To think this went from your brain to your fingers on a keyboard is beyond me. Add another one to the list of dont do biz with this jerkoff

nothing is going to happen...

:2 cents:

just set up a legit charity and give yourself a high salary plus expenses

Its harder than people think to set up charity sites. To take money for a charity you need to go through a rigourous investigation & receive certs from charity organisations. This maybe only in the UK http://www.charity-commission.gov.uk/

I purchased a few sites to help the water aid in zimbabwe. I later found out that if I was to collect money & send it to the charity or use it to fly builders out to Africa as I had intended, I could have been sued & much more, its even a prisonable offence here in the UK.

Obviously you are joking, not a great situation to joke about.... however, setting up fake orgs in charity is severely prisonable. :2 cents:

Good job I came back to this as I suddenly had a thought earlier that my sense of humour doesn't always travel well and too much contact with hospitals and nurses has maybe given me a rather callous outlook on things :(

The Charity Commission site makes everything sound so complicated i'm surprised anybody gets as far as setting something up before their own brain explodes although saying that there are a lot of organisations with a charity number where you go WTF how are they a charity?

I prefer to giving money to the RNLI and Sally Army as it is something where the donation actually seems to get as far as helping the cause rather than things like the latest disaster appeal where I do get the feeling that a lot of things are instantly set up to milk the gullible as per my post and only a small portion of any donations gets as far a doing anything to help the victims. Even organisations like Oxfam seem to have turned into a huge business with a massive marketing department rather than a direct way of helping someone less fortunate than yourself.