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one eight 02-28-2010 01:07 PM

Please help me plot my revenge!!!!!!!!
 
Met a really nice girl (or so I thought) here in Cartagena, Colombia. She was with her brother and an aunt at a club. We danced, talked, etc. When the club closed, we all came back to my rental apartment for a little after party. Then everyone else split and she hung out with me. I went to take a shower, and when i came out she's gone, and so is my cash! It wasn't that much money, but I'm PISSED anyway.

She used my laptop to login to her hotmail account and never logged out... so I'm thinking about writing a little note to all of her contacts... what should I write?

Thanks for your help.

BlackCrayon 02-28-2010 01:14 PM

another white boy scammed. you can't trust those girls if you aren't one of them.

one eight 02-28-2010 01:19 PM

Dude i know what you mean!

She wasn't a prostitute or anything like that, and we talked and kissed for hours so i was really surprised... :(

I think she couldn't resist the temptation of quick easy cash.

L-Pink 02-28-2010 01:20 PM

Lesson learned: ... Next time have the girl suck a smelly cock.


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Naechy 02-28-2010 01:20 PM

can`nt trust

DBS.US 02-28-2010 01:22 PM

Revenge is worthless, get her to bring the money back.
First thing I would do is copy her address book






Maybe she was kidnapped out of your apartment buy drug lord thugs looking for you?:winkwink:

Agent 488 02-28-2010 01:23 PM

she played you. happened to me once when i was right fucked and my bullshit detector was broken.

brassmonkey 02-28-2010 01:24 PM

id never leave a just met bitch in my house

one eight 02-28-2010 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 16906417)
Revenge is worthless, get her to bring the money back.
First thing I would do is copy her address book






Maybe she was kidnapped out of your apartment buy drug lord thugs looking for you?:winkwink:

I like your thinking, but there's no way for me to get her to bring the money back.. She wasn't kidnapped, I called her and she said she went home to get her bathing suit so we could go for a swim.. I don't believe that for a second. I'll never see her again, but i think there's a great opportunity here to teach her a lesson. :helpme

dig420 02-28-2010 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by one eight (Post 16906407)
Dude i know what you mean!

She wasn't a prostitute or anything like that, and we talked and kissed for hours so i was really surprised... :(

I think she couldn't resist the temptation of quick easy cash.

ehh let it go. U got your money's worth lol

one eight 02-28-2010 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 16906421)
she played you. happened to me once when i was right fucked and my bullshit detector was broken.

Agreed. I was smitten, and that affected my judgement:Oh crap

one eight 02-28-2010 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 16906435)
ehh let it go. U got your money's worth lol

Hmmmm.. very interesting point of view.. you might have something there.

Spunky 02-28-2010 01:28 PM

Damn she devils every one of them

marketsmart 02-28-2010 01:29 PM

for about $200 you can have her killed down there. I bet for a $1000 you could get the 3 of them killed..

columbia is another shithole country where life is cheap and a few less columbians wont draw any fuss... :thumbsup


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Agent 488 02-28-2010 01:31 PM

as much as it pisses you off man you are going to unleash the gates of hell if you try and get revenge.

remember your life to them is worth less than a dollar. move on.

one eight 02-28-2010 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 16906450)
as much as it pisses you off man you are going to unleash the gates of hell if you try and get revenge.

remember your life to them is worth less than a dollar. move on.

So maybe i'll email all her contacts after i leave next week... for some reason it's hard for me to move on from this.. not because of the cash but because of the deception..

Agent 488 02-28-2010 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by one eight (Post 16906578)
So maybe i'll email all her contacts after i leave next week... for some reason it's hard for me to move on from this.. not because of the cash but because of the deception..

if you're not staying sure.

MrMaxwell 02-28-2010 01:48 PM

Why is the laptop still there?
This makes no sense.
Doesn't add up.

one eight 02-28-2010 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 16906586)
Why is the laptop still there?
This makes no sense.
Doesn't add up.

Probably because there's a security guard downstairs at the entrance of the apartment building. All visitors need to sign in and out.

The cash she could stick in her pocket, and no one would know.. whereas if she left the building carrying a mac laptop that would definitely attract attention.

one eight 02-28-2010 02:01 PM

Maxwell - i forgot to mention she only had a small purse with her, so there wasn't a way for her to conceal my laptop.

tonyparra 02-28-2010 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by one eight (Post 16906366)
Met a really nice girl (or so I thought) here in Cartagena, Colombia. She was with her brother and an aunt at a club. We danced, talked, etc. When the club closed, we all came back to my rental apartment for a little after party. Then everyone else split and she hung out with me. I went to take a shower, and when i came out she's gone, and so is my cash! It wasn't that much money, but I'm PISSED anyway.

She used my laptop to login to her hotmail account and never logged out... so I'm thinking about writing a little note to all of her contacts... what should I write?

Thanks for your help.

stop being a bitch and go slap dat hoe and get your fuckin money! slap the bitch in public in front of her mamma then pull the pistol and go gorilla on them motherfuckers! works in any country.:2 cents::pimp

MrMaxwell 02-28-2010 02:03 PM

Hmmm
I don't know man, if I'm in a hotel with a woman I haven't known for at least a couple of years.. or even if I do know her.. I usually hide my money

one eight 02-28-2010 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonyparra (Post 16906689)
stop being a bitch and go slap dat hoe and get your fuckin money! slap the bitch in public in front of her mamma then pull the pistol and go gorilla on them motherfuckers! works in any country.:2 cents::pimp

Dude i would but she's gone. All i have is her phone number... i have no idea where she lives so it's impossible for me to do what you're suggesting.


But it was fun to read..

one eight 02-28-2010 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 16906704)
Hmmm
I don't know man, if I'm in a hotel with a woman I haven't known for at least a couple of years.. or even if I do know her.. I usually hide my money

Me too. My wallet, passport and most of my money is in the safe in the apartment.. but after a long night I just had a few bills in my pocket - that's what she took.

J. Falcon 02-28-2010 02:11 PM

Forget it, move on. Next time don't be so dumb.

Agent 488 02-28-2010 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonyparra (Post 16906689)
stop being a bitch and go slap dat hoe and get your fuckin money! slap the bitch in public in front of her mamma then pull the pistol and go gorilla on them motherfuckers! works in any country.:2 cents::pimp

typical internet warrior who usually ends up being launched out of a window in real life.

tonyparra 02-28-2010 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 16906808)
typical internet warrior who usually ends up being launched out of a window in real life.

im not scared to catch a case mothafucka and i dont need a keyboard to prove it, she new he was a sucka thats why she played him if she knew upfront he wasnt to be fucked with it would have never happened

Agent 488 02-28-2010 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonyparra (Post 16906924)
im not scared to catch a case mothafucka and i dont need a keyboard to prove it, she new he was a sucka thats why she played him if she knew upfront he wasnt to be fucked with it would have never happened

they guy is a tourist in columbia you think trying to get revenge over a few bucks in a third world country is wise?

no wonder you work at subway.

one eight 02-28-2010 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonyparra (Post 16906924)
im not scared to catch a case mothafucka and i dont need a keyboard to prove it, she new he was a sucka thats why she played him if she knew upfront he wasnt to be fucked with it would have never happened

No i think that's bullshit. She was a thief either way.. she was going to take the cash so long as she was confident she could get away with it.. who/how i am didn't play into this in my opinion.

tonyparra 02-28-2010 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 16906955)
they guy is a tourist in columbia you think trying to get revenge over a few bucks in a third world country is wise?

no wonder you work at subway.

so what i work at subway every dollar means something to me, i didnt say revenge i said get the fucking money back, and revenge is easier in a third world country IF you know who and where to go.

BIGTYMER 02-28-2010 02:45 PM

That is so fucked up! Noose the bitch.

fl_prn_str 02-28-2010 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by one eight (Post 16906432)
I like your thinking, but there's no way for me to get her to bring the money back.. She wasn't kidnapped, I called her and she said she went home to get her bathing suit so we could go for a swim.. I don't believe that for a second. I'll never see her again, but i think there's a great opportunity here to teach her a lesson. :helpme

tell her to meet you in a bathing suit again and go to the jacuzzi......put a raido right by.....she gets in.....drop in plugged raido.....vengeance extracted......:winkwink:

brassmonkey 02-28-2010 02:51 PM

http://www.gfy.com/image.php?u=39540...ine=1267333758 :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

tonyparra 02-28-2010 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by one eight (Post 16906968)
No i think that's bullshit. She was a thief either way.. she was going to take the cash so long as she was confident she could get away with it.. who/how i am didn't play into this in my opinion.

LOL she gave you her fucking number, she probably runs the scam all the time on dumb ass white businessmen. She gave you her number to rub the shit in your face. When she got home her mother and husband probably had a good laugh at your expense then they waited for you to call so they could laugh again.

Your call: "Hey, this is [insert your name], sweetie i was wondering why you ran off so fast? I thought we had a good time? [Then her excuse, notice no mention of the money by you] Ok well i hope i hear from you again, bye.

My call: "Hello? Heyyy, Yeah how you doin? Great Great, Oh? You had to run you say? And where is this pool? O i seee, Well what i really wanted to say is I know you took my fucking money, and where im from i fuck people up about that shit so return my shit or the next time i or anyone i know see you, yo mammy, or your brother its going to be a fucking problem. [Hang up]

No results? Follow through. There you go.:pimp

tonyparra 02-28-2010 02:59 PM

Man dont listen to me im drinking red stripe right now, and i live in the ghetto follow your gut and dont slip up again. What will happen though if you dont get some kind retribution now, is if it happens again or you think your about to be played again you will snap on the next chick so do something to get the monkey off your back and move on:2 cents:

$5 submissions 02-28-2010 03:03 PM

Speaking of Revenge.......


MrMaxwell 02-28-2010 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonyparra (Post 16906689)
stop being a bitch and go slap dat hoe and get your fuckin money! slap the bitch in public in front of her mamma then pull the pistol and go gorilla on them motherfuckers! works in any country.:2 cents::pimp

Switch back to the dancing moose :warning

dig420 02-28-2010 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonyparra (Post 16907039)
so what i work at subway every dollar means something to me, i didnt say revenge i said get the fucking money back, and revenge is easier in a third world country IF you know who and where to go.

His point is that if you're dumb enough to think going gorilla on a native in a third world country is a good idea, it's not really that surprising that working at Subway is your highest stop thus far on the executive ladder.

tonyparra 02-28-2010 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 16908215)
His point is that if you're dumb enough to think going gorilla on a native in a third world country is a good idea, it's not really that surprising that working at Subway is your highest stop thus far on the executive ladder.

Thanks pls refer to my last post :thumbsup

EscortBiz 02-28-2010 05:32 PM

happens all the time to people, think about the guy who gets played for 10 years by some girl, and then when he loses his job and things dont go well he gets dumped and dragged into a messy divorce.

you learned your lesson i hope

Semi-Retired-Dave 02-28-2010 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by one eight (Post 16906366)
Met a really nice girl (or so I thought) here in Cartagena, Colombia. She was with her brother and an aunt at a club. We danced, talked, etc. When the club closed, we all came back to my rental apartment for a little after party. Then everyone else split and she hung out with me. I went to take a shower, and when i came out she's gone, and so is my cash! It wasn't that much money, but I'm PISSED anyway.

She used my laptop to login to her hotmail account and never logged out... so I'm thinking about writing a little note to all of her contacts... what should I write?

Thanks for your help.

Change her password then email all her friends and write..

I just met this great guy at a club, after the club closed, I went to his house to fuck him but instead, he got fucked by leaving his cash out. I'm a trashy whore and I want all my friends to know that. :Oh crap

L-Pink 02-28-2010 05:43 PM

Why were you taking a shower ..... afraid she would catch you with Donny ass?


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J. Falcon 02-28-2010 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 16908320)
Why were you taking a shower ..... afraid she would catch you with Donny ass?


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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

one eight 02-28-2010 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave (Post 16908307)
Change her password then email all her friends and write..

I just met this great guy at a club, after the club closed, I went to his house to fuck him but instead, he got fucked by leaving his cash out. I'm a trashy whore and I want all my friends to know that. :Oh crap

Yeah - was thinking something along those lines. I have her facebook login.... that could make things very simple.

one eight 02-28-2010 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 16908292)
happens all the time to people, think about the guy who gets played for 10 years by some girl, and then when he loses his job and things dont go well he gets dumped and dragged into a messy divorce.

you learned your lesson i hope

Yeah dude you're right - glad it happened to me so early on in the relationship, and for just a couple bucks..

one eight 02-28-2010 07:36 PM

UPDATE: Have changed her passwords at hotmail and facebook. So now i have access, and she doesn't. Will begin posting messages once i leave Colombia.

Perhaps you guys can help upload nasty pics to her fb profile..? I may even sponsor a contest - whoever uploads the nastiest pic wins $70 - that's the amount she stole.
:1orglaugh

GAMEFINEST 02-28-2010 07:46 PM

what will you exactly write?


that she played you?

SleazyDream 02-28-2010 07:55 PM

thank her and say she the unprotected anal sex was worth every penny and send it to every contact asking if they know how to get a hold of her for a second round.

Semi-Retired-Dave 02-28-2010 08:42 PM

I just met this great guy at a club, after the club closed, I went to his house to fuck him but instead, he got fucked by leaving his cash out. I'm a trashy whore and I want all my friends to know that.

The night before, I did the same thing, but instead of cash, I had unprotected anal sex. It's been a great weekend.

dav3 02-28-2010 09:01 PM

message a couple of the dudes on her friends list and invite them over... ask them if they still remember her address and to repeat it back to you to make sure its right. then go fire bomb her house on the last night of your stay in the country.


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