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Brujah 03-06-2010 01:27 AM

French hate American coffee?
 
Why do they call it jus de chausettes or sock juice?

BIGTYMER 03-06-2010 01:56 AM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/theblo...ock_puppet.jpg

http://forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=53433

ottopottomouse 03-06-2010 04:47 AM

probably because French coffee is a tiny very strong drink and something like Starbucks coffee is like a bucket of watered down donkey piss in comparison.

BIGTYMER 03-06-2010 05:03 AM

I'm not a fan of the coffee bean atmosphere but I must admit I love Starbucks coffee.

http://oip.georgetown.edu/isss/image...ean_single.jpg

Enjoy the coffee bean pic.

ArsewithClass 03-06-2010 05:05 AM

Strong & aromatic coffee is always nice. Kenco Columbian.... I think most french coffee is filtered, strong & fresh. I could understand if US coffee was weak or like piss, but its similar to other coffees, is it not?

Chosen 03-06-2010 05:48 AM

I prefer tea :)

seeandsee 03-06-2010 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 16925378)
I'm not a fan of the coffee bean atmosphere but I must admit I love Starbucks coffee.

http://oip.georgetown.edu/isss/image...ean_single.jpg

Enjoy the coffee bean pic.

nice pussy :)))))))

martinsc 03-06-2010 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 16925457)
nice pussy :)))))))

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

DamianJ 03-06-2010 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16925380)
Strong & aromatic coffee is always nice. Kenco Columbian....

Mentioning Kenco instant coffee as "nice" in a thread about good coffee is like saying McDonalds is good in a thread about Kobe beef.

ArsewithClass 03-06-2010 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 16925378)
I'm not a fan of the coffee bean atmosphere but I must admit I love Starbucks coffee.

http://oip.georgetown.edu/isss/image...ean_single.jpg

Enjoy the coffee bean pic.

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 16925457)
nice pussy :)))))))

Quote:

Originally Posted by martinsc (Post 16925470)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Seconded! I liked this also! :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16925475)
Mentioning Kenco instant coffee as "nice" in a thread about good coffee is like saying McDonalds is good in a thread about Kobe beef.

Twat.

DamianJ 03-06-2010 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16925502)
Twat.

Is that all you've got?

Name calling already?

Shame on you.

Look, darling. This is a thread about COFFEE. It comes from beans. You buy them as beans. Then grind them fresh using a burr grinder, then make the coffee fresh. That is coffee.

You drink Kenco which is powdered, instant coffee that pikey gyppos drink. It is basically hot brown water. As you think that is nice I am afraid you are unqualified to discuss proper coffee. Laters.

xx

DamianJ 03-06-2010 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah (Post 16925161)
Why do they call it jus de chausettes or sock juice?

Probably because of the Americano coffee. ie adding hot water to an espresso to turn it into a taller drink.

SGS 03-06-2010 06:47 AM

Kenco! lol

DamianJ 03-06-2010 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGS (Post 16925512)
Kenco! lol

I know, you really couldn't make it up. If I didn't know better I would accuse him of being a troll. I mean, talking about fucking Kenco in a thread about coffee. Heheh. Bless.

ArsewithClass 03-06-2010 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16925507)
Is that all you've got?

Name calling already?

Shame on you.

Look, darling. This is a thread about COFFEE. It comes from beans. You buy them as beans. Then grind them fresh using a burr grinder, then make the coffee fresh. That is coffee.

You drink Kenco which is powdered, instant coffee that pikey gyppos drink. It is basically hot brown water. As you think that is nice I am afraid you are unqualified to discuss proper coffee. Laters.

xx

Darling? I said before that you were not getting enough from your girlfriend. Im straight sweety!

What are you on about "is that all you have got"

:1orglaugh I said nothing else because I didnt want to make shit of someone elses thread! You really are a troll. :2 cents:

However,
1) Kenco is a nice coffee.
2) Natalie & I drink filtered coffee & use a cafetiere.
3) ONLY Pikeys drink instant coffee!??? Did you want to prove that or shall we do a poll. Maybe you could do a survey at your local supermarket, you seem to waste enough time following myself around.

Oh, & you really are a twat! :thumbsup

DamianJ 03-06-2010 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16925519)
What are you on about "is that all you have got"

I mean, usually, you engage in some sort of thick person's attempt at banter before I reduce you to name calling. Seems you have nothing better to offer than "twat". Because you know I am right and only pikey council scumbags drink powdered instant coffee and think it is coffee.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16925519)
:1orglaugh I said nothing else because I didnt want to make shit of someone elses thread!

See thread I just bumped. You are captain threadjack.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16925519)
However,
1) Kenco is a nice coffee.

No, it is instant shit. Having the audacity to suggest anything that isn't fresh ground is a good coffee just highlights your ignorance of the subject.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16925519)
3) ONLY Pikeys drink instant coffee!??? Did you want to prove that or shall we do a poll.

A poll where Gary? Outside your local lidl or my local waitrose? I'm down with either to prove my point. The fact you think it's not clear only pikeys drink instant coffee alone proves my point though. Hun.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16925519)
Oh, & you really are a twat! :thumbsup

Hee hee! I so love it when I confuse you so much you can do nothing except offer to punch me or my girlfriend, call me names or offer to have DANCE OFFS.

You are so funny.

So, I spoke to CCBill and we've arranged to have the dance off before the Lightspeed ball games at Phoenix. You are coming aren't you?

See ya there, get your MOVES ON, bitch.

ArsewithClass 03-06-2010 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16925524)
I mean, usually, you engage in some sort of banter before I reduce you to name calling. Seems you have nothing better to offer than "twat". Because you know I am right and only pikey council scumbags drink powdered instant coffee and think it is coffee.


See thread I just bumped. You are captain threadjack.


See ya there, get your MOVES ON, bitch.

You drink powered coffee then council scumbag?


:1orglaugh threadjack? You should do the lottery, It could be you! :winkwink:


Bitch??? such a lame word when it's you act like my bitch following myself around GFY & any other forum. OH, you could find another 10 threads I have posted in today if you have so much time to waste Weasel.

DamianJ 03-06-2010 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16925526)
You drink powered coffee then council scumbag?

No, I get beans from Monmouth Street Coffee Company and grind fresh each time I want a cup. This is why I am mocking you for drinking powDered coffee. Do you get this whole internet thing at all?

You posted in a thread about coffee saying that Kenco was nice. I pointed out you are an idiot for thinking that. Your comebacks so far have been to call me a twat twice and to then ask me if *I* drink instant coffee?

I really don't quite get you? Of course I don't. Are you trying to be clever?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16925526)
Bitch??? such a lame word when it's you act like my bitch following myself around GFY & any other forum. OH, you could find another 10 threads I have posted in today if you have so much time to waste Weasel.

It's not time consuming. There is a tool called SEARCH. You just type in ARSEWITHCLASS and then I see the threads you post in. It's really easy. HTH.

x

ArsewithClass 03-06-2010 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16925536)
No, I get beans from Monmouth Street Coffee Company and grind fresh each time I want a cup. This is why I am mocking you for drinking powDered coffee. Do you get this whole internet thing at all?

You posted in a thread about coffee saying that Kenco was nice. I pointed out you are an idiot for thinking that. Your comebacks so far have been to call me a twat twice and to then ask me if *I* drink instant coffee?

I really don't quite get you? Of course I don't. Are you trying to be clever?



It's not time consuming. There is a tool called SEARCH. You just type in ARSEWITHCLASS and then I see the threads you post in. It's really easy. HTH.

x

:1orglaugh So you really are following myself & Natalie around like a weasel as I said in the first place! You sad twisted individual! :Oh crap

DamianJ 03-06-2010 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16925543)
:1orglaugh So you really are following myself & Natalie around like a weasel as I said in the first place! You sad twisted individual! :Oh crap

I would say that pimping your wife out for condomless whore work for 50 quid a pop and then fucking porn professionals was sad and twisted.

Anyway, I only came here to point out you are very stupid. Job done.

See ya, I'm off now. xxx

CaptainHowdy 03-06-2010 07:19 AM

French people are just spiteful...

ArsewithClass 03-06-2010 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16925547)
I would say that pimping your wife out for condomless whore work for 50 quid a pop and then fucking porn professionals was sad and twisted.

Anyway, I only came here to point out you are very stupid. Job done.

See ya, I'm off now. xxx

Old repetative slanderish bullshit. Your a weasel! :thumbsup

Seriously, You have a mental problem! You have just admitted you search for our threads :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 16925552)
French people are just spiteful...

No, they are not spiteful. They just know that the italians make it better! :winkwink:

Brujah 03-06-2010 07:42 AM

So then, fuck the French right? Those dumbasses!

ArsewithClass 03-06-2010 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah (Post 16925594)
So then, fuck the French right? Those dumbasses!

:( France has so many beautiful places & I have heard the river sein is the prettiest boat trip in the world.
Dont forget they make fantastic crepes too! Maybe they are right about the coffee, but you know the steaks in America take the whole world :winkwink:

Grapesoda 03-06-2010 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 16925380)
Strong & aromatic coffee is always nice. Kenco Columbian.... I think most french coffee is filtered, strong & fresh. I could understand if US coffee was weak or like piss, but its similar to other coffees, is it not?

I find fench coffee to be over roasted

Raf1 03-06-2010 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16925507)

Look, darling. This is a thread about COFFEE. It comes from beans. You buy them as beans. Then grind them fresh using a burr grinder, then make the coffee fresh. That is coffee.

You drink Kenco which is powdered, instant coffee that pikey gyppos drink. It is basically hot brown water. As you think that is nice I am afraid you are unqualified to discuss proper coffee. Laters.

I guess I'm not the only one that thinks instant coffee is hot brown water :)

fuzebox 03-06-2010 09:06 AM

I love when Damian and Arse get into it... Often the argument is far more entertaining than the original thread.

WebairGerard 03-06-2010 09:18 AM

I love GOOD coffee. Instant coffee is more of a "coffee flavored" hot drink than real coffee.

Peets and Seattle's Best are 2 of my favorites.

pornguy 03-06-2010 09:34 AM

Sadly is Americans called French Coffe something like that they would throw a fucking fit.

But honestly it comes down to the way it is made more than anything.. what they drink is an espresso style and what Americans drink is more watered.

Just a difference in delivery.

quiet 03-06-2010 09:45 AM

how can people get into an argument about coffee? lol, too much caffeine intake.

ShellyCrash 03-06-2010 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 16925689)
I love when Damian and Arse get into it... Often the argument is far more entertaining than the original thread.

Agreed. :thumbsup

_Richard_ 03-06-2010 09:57 AM

except for Seattle, haven't found anything worthwhile down there

Slappin Fish 03-06-2010 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 16925722)
Sadly is Americans called French Coffe something like that they would throw a fucking fit.

Yeah because Americans don't throw fits :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ask DamianJ how a slightly ironic thread about American Football not being played with your feet can turn into a ten page thread :helpme

DamianJ 03-06-2010 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 16925780)
Ask DamianJ how a slightly ironic thread about American Football not being played with your feet can turn into a ten page thread :helpme

That was more than 10 wasn't it! :)

Handegg ftw.

ShellyCrash 03-06-2010 10:12 AM

Demitasse is different than morning coffee.

As an italian american in my family we usually do demitasse at get togethers, either we get together for demitasse or we do it late in the evening after a meal. It's like a bit of a ritual. It's stronger than traditional american coffee, but not quite the same as espresso.

I used to do espresso in the mornings but I guess I've kind of grown out of it. A big hot cup of american style coffee brewed in a pot lasts longer, not to mention easier to make, etc.

The way I see it coffee's alot like alcohol, there are alot of different types, different strengths, and everyone's got an opinion on it. Amercian style coffee to me is like having a beer- it's a little weak but it's a drinking experience, while maybe espresso is like a shot of whiskey, some people drink it straight, some people mix it down, etc.

ruff 03-06-2010 04:40 PM

The French are the French. They don't like anything, that's why we love them.

Brujah 03-06-2010 09:15 PM

Another thought. Maybe it's because they prefer 1/2 milk or cream with theirs?

borked 03-07-2010 03:16 PM

In all honestly, I really doubt you would find anything that in the US is called "french coffee", in France.

I know, I bought tin after tin of the shit in Trader Joes and jug after jug of the crap in Finagle a Bagle (or whatever that cardiac arrest breakfast place was called) and still I fail to find anywhere in France selling it :P

I've also yet to find somewhere serving French Toast.

And why the fuck French Fries?? The French didn't "invent" those....

In any case, a coffee in France is an expresso, which actually has no origins in France.

The fact that the expresso is what is classed as "coffee" pretty much anywhere on mainland Europe does not mean some American(s) can brand "French Coffee" as some half litre watered down, smelly sock drink.

Voila ;)

poncabare 03-07-2010 03:27 PM

who cares what France thinks, they are the most ungrateful fucks ever. Saved there ass in two world wars and they dont think they owe us anything...

F-U-Jimmy 03-07-2010 03:53 PM

America or more accurately Kona make some of the best coffee in the world. Problem is that the French judge America by the way StarBucks incinerates its coffee. Although I admire the way StarBucks is run and like Mickey Dees their product is consistent from one location to the other. But calling their product coffee is like saying Nescafe ( instant shit) is coffee. If all you drink is instant crap your opinion is invalid. Coffee as most experts would agree is slightly sweet not the burnt crap you get at SBs.

The taste of coffee is mostly effected buy the way its roasted, one minute too long and its fucked.

If you really want a great cuppa Joe get yourself a cheap $50.00 French press ( yes they did invent this ) a couple of scoops of freshly ground beans pour on boiling water and after 3 minutes push the plunger and vola you have a great cuppa joe.

Oh and fuck the French, arrogant, cowardly, bastards

Disclaimer::::::::: ( They do make the best wine in the world :thumbsup:thumbsup)

CunningStunt 03-07-2010 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 16925366)
probably because French coffee is a tiny very strong drink and something like Starbucks coffee is like a bucket of watered down donkey piss in comparison.

Quoted for truth. American coffee is like piss.

LeCoq 03-07-2010 06:17 PM

French don't hate american coffee. They just don't consider it coffee at all.

WarChild 03-07-2010 06:22 PM

After living in Costa Rica I became a big fan of shade grown volcanic earth coffee.. Mmmmm.

J. Falcon 03-07-2010 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poncabare (Post 16927706)
who cares what France thinks, they are the most ungrateful fucks ever. Saved there ass in two world wars and they dont think they owe us anything...

They helped the US during the American Revolution.

rogueteens 03-07-2010 06:40 PM

I like tea

fatfoo 03-07-2010 06:44 PM

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFi...8/80644911.jpg

BJ 03-07-2010 06:49 PM

French people in general are half-way retarded. Pretty much on par with Germans, which is an insult. No grasp of the English language and will try to sell that point as an advantage.

Spankys Teens 03-07-2010 09:18 PM

The French Hate Everything That Aint French.....

DamianJ 03-08-2010 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 16927694)
And why the fuck French Fries?? The French didn't "invent" those....

Quite right. It was Belgium that has the first recorded mention of them back in 1680. It wasn't in a French cook book until 1755. We didn't get them in the UK until 1860.

CamTraffic 03-08-2010 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poncabare (Post 16927706)
who cares what France thinks, they are the most ungrateful fucks ever. Saved there ass in two world wars and they dont think they owe us anything...


wow you 're clueless, the French have done a lot for the US, read up some some history books and stop listening to your neighbor in the trailer next to you...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah (Post 16925594)
So then, fuck the French right? Those dumbasses!

nuh.... fuck you.... :321GFY

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spankys Teens (Post 16928200)
The French Hate Everything That Aint French.....


so no true...

Quote:

Originally Posted by BJ (Post 16928003)
French people in general are half-way retarded. Pretty much on par with Germans, which is an insult. No grasp of the English language and will try to sell that point as an advantage.

Give us all a favor and Stay in Asia

to go back to the coffee, the regular coffee made in the US is very light however, they import some real good coffee from South/Central America...


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