How To Own Yourself on the Interweb (Volume 617)
 

Actual Comments on a YouTube video. The video is about really dumb contestants on Family Fued who couldn't name another country besides America that starts with the letter "A". (One family guessed "Australia" then ran out of time trying to think of a second, the other family guessed, incorrectly, "Amsterdam"):

Comment 1:
What's even sadder is the question itself is wrong: It's called United States of America, not just "America".

Reply 1:
you know, you really have a gift...being able to point out some utterly meaningless technicality w/ regards to the phrasing of a game show question is just fucking priceless...you should tour the world and give scholarly lectures...PLEASE do not waste your awesome talent on youtube...go share it with others...you are a true sage...an absolute bard...nothing less than a genius

Reply 2 (same guy):
the true irony lies in the fact that, judging by the comments here, more than half of you are dumber than the contestants on the show...shit, at least they can use nervousness as an excuse...you retards are saying inane shit in the comfort of your own homes

Reply 3 (yep, same guy):
on another note...australia is a motherfucking continent, not a country...how is that the number 1 answer

:helpme

lolz.

most of the replies on youtube are funnier than the videos themselves.

(on a vaguely related matter, I let unitedstatesofporn.com go the other day if someone wants to pick it up)

'australia is a motherfucking continent' :1orglaugh he became really pissed :1orglaugh