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How to train a Man like a Dog author suing ex for leaving her barefoot and preggo

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The author of "How To Be Happy, Dammit" is suing the wealthy Long Island man who she says wooed her, then left her pregnant - and most unhappy.

Karen Salmansohn accuses married big shot Mitchell Leff of leaving piles of unpaid medical bills after he bankrolled $28,000 in fertility treatments and pledged to start a family with her.

"I may be a self-help expert, but I'm not a psychic," Salmansohn, 49, said. "It was a great surprise that he broke his emotional and financial commitment."

The best-selling author of "How To Succeed In Business Without a Penis" met Leff last August while eating breakfast at Pastis.

Seduced by his poems and love letters, Salmansohn informed him on their second date that she longed to have a baby, she said.

"And he said he wanted a child," the $200-an-hour life coach said.

The romance bloomed quickly, with Leff paying for a trip to Paris and a $10,000 Tiffany engagement ring, according to the suit filed in Manhattan Supreme Court.

And it collapsed just as fast, almost as soon as Salmansohn informed him she was pregnant, she claims.

Within a day of her positive home pregnancy test in December, her new love claimed he was "too old" to start a new family and told her to get an abortion, she alleges.

Within weeks, he allegedly cut her off financially, leaving her on the hook for thousands of dollars in renovations to her Manhattan apartment that he had pledged to cover.

"Who goes to a fertility clinic and spends nearly $30,000, then walks away?" Salmansohn said.

She said he promised to pay for a crib, maternity clothes and baby gear.

Then came another bombshell: The 51-year-old father of two never filed for divorce from his wife, even though Salmansohn says he promised to marry her "within 24 hours" of the split being finalized.

"It was a shock on top of a shock on top of a shock," Salmansohn said.

Full article-Self Help Guru Sues Bookie Who Got Her Pregnant

One of her "books"- How to Make Your Man Behave in 21 Days or Less Using the Secrets of Professional Dog Trainers

It is to :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh.

This seriously affects her C.V

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she wrote this book :1orglaugh
Prince Harming Syndrome: Break Bad Relationship Patterns for Good?5 Essentials for Finding True Love
and got stuck in one ?:1orglaugh

She should have just hit him with a rolled up newspaper.

That's silly, you can't train a man to act like a....

SQUIRREL!

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 16941276)

Yeesh. Someone would be better to ask a fat person for dieting tips before going to a failure like her for relationship and self-help tips.

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 16941355)

she wrote this book :1orglaugh
Prince Harming Syndrome: Break Bad Relationship Patterns for Good?5 Essentials for Finding True Love
and got stuck in one ?:1orglaugh

That title's even more ironic than the "How to train your man" one, lol!

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Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 16941399)

Yeesh. Someone would be better to ask a fat person for dieting tips before going to a failure like her for relationship and self-help tips.

No shit. I'd like to think her days of giving relationship advice are over but I wouldn't be surprised if she bounces back with an Oprah book of the moth about how she overcame this horrible tradgedy.

Pretty much the same thing happened with the chick who wrote "How Stella got her groove back", the dude who she hooked up with in Jamaica was really gay and just used her to get citizenship and a crack at her $$.

From her book: "if your dog runs away, do not chase after it, it will only make him run faster, instead, dangle a colorful plaything in his face, he will come running back". The illustration to this one liner is a woman dangling a colorful piece of lingerie in a man's face.

All she has to do is wave a teddy around...

Treat a man like a dog and he'll piss on your leg every time.

She wrote "How to be succesfull without a penis?"

guess the first page say "sue someone with a penis"

heh okay got it !

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 16941355)

she wrote this book :1orglaugh
Prince Harming Syndrome: Break Bad Relationship Patterns for Good?5 Essentials for Finding True Love
and got stuck in one ?:1orglaugh

talking about babies on the second date is definitely a bad relationship pattern

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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 16941630)

talking about babies on the second date is definitely a bad relationship pattern

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

She's not bad at all for 49

but hmm....whole self help thing is a bit of a turnoff