So I screwed my finger today
 

Knowing full well screwing a finger means one thing to you lot, I can say it really frikken hurts to screw ones finger....

7 m up a ladder (23 ft) I'm screwing a bracket in for some guttering and whooops, the electric driver head decides my finger is better material than the screw head.
Decision: 1. scream like a girl, let go of the 2x3 and fall to certain pain;death.
Decision: 2. Scream like a girl shout "grnnnnnnnn" make the workplace safe and climb down ladder safely.
Decision 3. Scream like a girl and continue to pay someone to finish the job.


Needless to say, my right middle finger has a bulbous thingumijig on it which makes typing awkward, the guttering is done (finally) and my finger is still sore.

DIY retards unite :1orglaugh

Oh, and I screamed like a girl!

Boys don't scream like girls. Boy scream like boys.

Scream like a girl!! lol that's really hurt. for the main time stop using your middle finger :)

I screwed my sexy Thai wife today.

When your finger's better, you're welcome to come help me with my gutters. They're only 16' off the ground ;)

Pics or it didn't happen :)

sexy time buddy

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diy retards united!

Awwww that sucks... I just had an incident with a knife and a bagel myself... wasn't pretty ;)

Screaming like a girl is about required. so on that part you get to keep your membership card.

The part you lose the card on is the sailor cursing.

At least now you have a pleasure bump for better milking... :pimp

ouch ... that sucks

that is so sad!

Fuck man thats gotta hurt.

There's also option 4: smash the fuck out of whatever hurt you to begin with, then come back the next day and bitch about you smashing up your own shit.

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I would have considered this option, since all I had to do was let go of the screwdriver and it would have flaled 7m to the ground and smashed.

However, with the missus at the bottom of the ladder holding it steady, it would have meant certain large power tool on head scenario for here, and well, a sore finger is faaaaaar better than the outcome of that, believe me.