Man used penis to assault female police officer
 

"Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way."

"Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck.""

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/8570398.stm

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hahaahhahaha

Sounds like cheap TV series :1orglaugh

Bet she never thought she'd be using "evasive action" in that way, lol.

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Holy shit! Evasive Action!! LOL!

"He lunged at the female police officer with his penis. She moved."

bahahahahhahahaha

lol... :)

I can't believe it :1orglaugh

I hope she used her nightstick after he tried to use his.

If I was drunk enough to do that I'd hope they'd charge me with "assault with a deadly weapon" :D

whoa, good thing she got out of the way, she could of been really hurt :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

at least she saw Mr Floppy as a threat and didn't laugh at it

Lol,what if it was only a 4 incher?

What was her head doing that low..lol

Lol, cockslap!

If it was only a 4 incher.. she would have had to be a midget lol

lol, what the hell!
WG

now thats a good plot for an action movie!!!

that's a good use of a penis.