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shwsrvcs 03-29-2010 07:00 PM

Sad - Global Warming Activist Freezes to Death in Antartica
 
http://www.thefoxnation.com/global-w...ath-antarctica

Global Warming Activist Freezes to Death in Antarctica

Famed global warming activist James Schneider and a journalist friend were both found frozen to death on Saturday, about 90 miles from South Pole Station, by the pilot of a ski plane practicing emergency evacuation procedures.

"I couldn't believe what I was seeing", recounted the pilot, Jimmy Dolittle. "There were two snowmobiles with cargo sleds, a tent, and a bright orange rope that had been laid out on the ice, forming the words, 'HELP-COLD'."

One friend of Prof. Schneider told ecoEnquirer that he had been planning a trip to an ice sheet to film the devastation brought on by global warming. His wife, Linda, said that she had heard him discussing the trip with his environmental activist friends, but she assumed that he was talking about the Greenland ice sheet, a much smaller ice sheet than Antarctica.

"He kept talking about when they 'get down to chili', and I thought they were talking about the order in which they would consume their food supplies", Mrs. Schneider recounted. "I had no idea they were talking about Chile, the country from which you usually fly or sail in order to reach Antarctica."

Apparently, while all of Prof. Schneider's friends were assuming that the July trek would be to Greenland, during Northern Hemisphere summer, his plans were actually to snowmobile to the South Pole - which, in July, is in the dead of winter.

Mr. Dolittle related how some people do not realize that, even if there has been warming in Antarctica, the average temperature at the South Pole in July still runs about 70 degrees F below zero. "Some people think that July is warm everywhere on Earth."

stickyfingerz 03-29-2010 07:02 PM

Hmm gonna wait to see how the rest of the forum reacts and hold my own personal thoughts in my head for the time being. :winkwink:

$5 submissions 03-29-2010 07:10 PM

I wonder how average northern hemisphere (and polar) temperatures will look like after El Nino is over.

J. Falcon 03-29-2010 07:11 PM

Antarctica is no place for activists.

MrBottomTooth 03-29-2010 07:16 PM

Original article:

http://www.ecoenquirer.com/south-pole-tragedy.htm

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hypedough 03-29-2010 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 16990050)
Antarctica is no place for any people.

Corrected it for you.

MaDalton 03-29-2010 07:16 PM

Isn't it ironic, don't you think? It's like raaaaiiiiaaaaaiinnnnn....

:glugglug

BIGTYMER 03-29-2010 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 16990059)
Original article:

http://www.ecoenquirer.com/south-pole-tragedy.htm

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But what about Mr. Dolittle? :1orglaugh

shwsrvcs 03-29-2010 07:28 PM

Drat! foiled again!

cykoe6 03-29-2010 07:36 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 03-29-2010 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 16990050)
Antarctica is no place for activists.

Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!

marketsmart 03-29-2010 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 16990070)
But what about Mr. Dolittle? :1orglaugh

It knew it was a hoak.. everyone knows "Mr. Dolittle" is actaully a Dr.

and he can speak to the animals.... :thumbsup





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ottopottomouse 03-30-2010 05:20 AM

Shame it's a spoof :2 cents:

cykoe6 03-30-2010 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 16990844)
Shame it's a spoof :2 cents:

Agreed. :winkwink:

_Richard_ 03-30-2010 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 16990059)
Original article:

http://www.ecoenquirer.com/south-pole-tragedy.htm

DISCLAIMER
All content on this site, being a mixture of parody, satire, and lame humor, is for entertainment purposes only. If any content is found to be offensive or objectionable in any way, please accept our apologies... but we also suggest that you get a life.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bronco67 03-30-2010 11:30 AM

It had to be hoax. The irony was too mind boggling.

baddog 03-30-2010 01:49 PM

wrong thread

Furious_Male 03-30-2010 01:52 PM

Had me up until the "down to chili" part. To funny though.


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