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DamianJ 04-01-2010 01:47 AM

I am leaving adult.
 
Dear Everyone

This is a hard letter for me to write.

I am quitting the adult industry to devote my life to Jesus.

For too long have I toiled selling sinful flesh to the needy and lonely. It is time for me to spend my efforts and talents selling the love of The Good Lord instead.

Some of you have been good friends, and I appreciate the time we have spent. But now, I must turn my back on my lust-filled past and concentrate on simply sharing the love of Jesus with the needy and lonely.

I will be setting up marketingforjesus.com in the next few days. If any of you need any help in getting out of this hell-destined industry, contact me for salvation.

Yours FAITHfully

Damian Jennings

Sabby 04-01-2010 01:50 AM

Happy April Fools.


Sabby:)

POed-poster 04-01-2010 01:51 AM

If you were serious, you would delete your sig or replace it with a bible verse.

Farang 04-01-2010 01:51 AM

Everyone knows it's the 1st of Apr, right... What's the purpose of all those jokes:helpme

mikesinner 04-01-2010 01:52 AM

Jesus has been dead for a long time man, why would you want to follow him?

TrainWreckContent 04-01-2010 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16997184)

I will be setting up marketingforjesus.com in the next few days. If any of you need any help in getting out of this hell-destined industry, contact me for salvation.

Yours FAITHfully

Damian Jennings

thanks email just sent to you...i am looking forward to receiving your help :helpme

hypedough 04-01-2010 01:56 AM

I want to join in dude. Let me know, I have a feeling we're all going to goto a bad place for what we've been doing.

Domain Diva 04-01-2010 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16997184)
I will be setting up marketingforjesus.com in the next few days.

Good luck but just a tip I would register that domain as its available on GoDaddy and if someone on GFY catches on to that ..well your plans could be history ! :1orglaugh

Ps ..As a domain broker I would also advise you get all the other versions as well... .mobi etc as if it takes off well youll have cybersquatters to deal with .....just a tip !

Sabby 04-01-2010 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 16997192)
Jesus has been dead for a long time man, why would you want to follow him?

Jesus loves you Michael.


Sabby:)

Altwebdesign 04-01-2010 02:02 AM

i forgot it was april 1st

Paul Markham 04-01-2010 02:13 AM

God loves sex and wants us to do it more often. That's why he made it so bloody enjoyable. LOL

DamianJ 04-01-2010 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 16997228)
God loves sex and wants us to do it more often. That's why he made it so bloody enjoyable. LOL

Deja vu?

JFK 04-01-2010 02:37 AM

bless you, You should go into billing, I hear there is money in it :Graucho

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...257/z00792.jpg

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...257/z00790.jpg

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redwhiteandblue 04-01-2010 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16997248)
Deja vu?

Bless you.

Chosen 04-01-2010 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 16997228)
God loves sex and wants us to do it more often. That's why he made it so bloody enjoyable. LOL

:thumbsup

stag44 04-01-2010 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16997184)
But now, I must turn my back on my lust-filled past and concentrate on simply sharing the love of Jesus with the needy and lonely.

Ahhh yr up for a bit of self flag... and nasty brown habits... :1orglaugh

J. Falcon 04-01-2010 03:31 AM

I wish you the best.

Barefootsies 04-01-2010 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16997184)
I am quitting the adult industry to devote my life to Jesus.

Bend over and take it like a man.

TeenCat 04-01-2010 05:54 AM

i got offer to be first man on mars, i am leaving to training camp in three hours, good bye adult business also

Tasty1 04-01-2010 06:30 AM

[QUOTE=JFK;16997261]bless you, You should go into billing, I hear there is money in it :Graucho

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...257/z00792.jpg


Haha, those crazy guys. But it worked, i remember them.
Except i don't know what they realy were selling.

CaptainHowdy 04-01-2010 06:57 AM

See you tomorrow...

Sid70 04-01-2010 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 16997184)
Dear Everyone

This is a hard letter for me to write.

I am quitting the adult industry to devote my life to Jesus.

For too long have I toiled selling sinful flesh to the needy and lonely. It is time for me to spend my efforts and talents selling the love of The Good Lord instead.

Some of you have been good friends, and I appreciate the time we have spent. But now, I must turn my back on my lust-filled past and concentrate on simply sharing the love of Jesus with the needy and lonely.

I will be setting up marketingforjesus.com in the next few days. If any of you need any help in getting out of this hell-destined industry, contact me for salvation.

Yours FAITHfully

Damian Jennings

at some point i understand you very well. too bad its just april the 1st.

Serial Pervert 04-01-2010 07:06 AM

yeah, right, nice joke.

Cyber Fucker 04-01-2010 07:13 AM

Good luck with the new business, Mr. Jesus sells better than any porn for sure... for example the biggest fish in Poland father Tadeusz Rydzyk has about 1 million clients and more often they pay him the savings of their whole lives for Jesus love. He's got own castle, maybach, helicopter and he dosn't have to pay taxes.

LoveSandra 04-01-2010 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 16997261)
bless you, You should go into billing, I hear there is money in it :Graucho

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

arock10 04-01-2010 08:33 AM

lies lies lies

RachelPanda 04-01-2010 08:46 AM

All I know from this thread is that mustaches are extremely sexy.

Cash 04-02-2010 02:30 PM

Good luck in your holy mission :) joker ... :)

Mohawk Steve 04-02-2010 04:40 PM

That Jesus guy must be the one that showed you all the tricks that I saw you do at the Magic Castle! Mystery solved!

fatfoo 04-02-2010 04:52 PM

Jesus teachings help build the willpower needed to resist sexual temptations and to resist crimes and sins. Good luck, DamianJ.

[ Nate ] 04-03-2010 07:53 AM

Jesus is my homeboy.


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