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Juicy D. Links 04-04-2010 08:23 AM

Be Very careful when using Microwaves...My story inside...
 
On thursday around evening time I had some hard boiled eggs that needed reheating...

I take shell off and put them in the microwave...

1 min later my beauties are ready and ready to eat...

Like a idiot i DID NOT cut the eggs first then eat them..

I take one bite and the egg literally exploded on my lips and inside my upper mouth region..

It burned like hell , i put ice on it and so on.. Waited to see if it would "poof" up but didnt..

Been putting Neosporin and Aloe on it to heal..

Felt like a hot steamy load ...

Lesson here is be careful of microwaves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woj 04-04-2010 08:31 AM

sounds like fun :thumbsup

Jman 04-04-2010 08:32 AM

Post pics

stickyfingerz 04-04-2010 08:37 AM

Do it with a jawbreaker. They are so tasty hot and fresh out of the microwave lol :thumbsup

Juicy D. Links 04-04-2010 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 17005136)
Post pics

http://www.faqs.org/photo-dict/photo...7/1045lips.jpg

u-Bob 04-04-2010 08:53 AM

ok, thnx for the heads up :)

DamnGoodRatio 04-04-2010 09:06 AM

As long as you didn't get permanently hurt then it is Funny as Hell !!!

~Evilin~ 04-04-2010 09:10 AM

=)) be careful in the next time)

martinsc 04-04-2010 09:11 AM

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/64/snlno.gif

baddog 04-04-2010 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 17005158)

They look good on you. I have to admit, it never dawned on me to reheat a hard boiled egg.

Stallion 04-04-2010 09:15 AM

ouch that had to hurt...

seeandsee 04-04-2010 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 17005129)
On thursday around evening time I had some hard boiled eggs that needed reheating...

I take shell off and put them in the microwave...

1 min later my beauties are ready and ready to eat...

Like a idiot i DID NOT cut the eggs first then eat them..

I take one bite and the egg literally exploded on my lips and inside my upper mouth region..

It burned like hell , i put ice on it and so on.. Waited to see if it would "poof" up but didnt..

Been putting Neosporin and Aloe on it to heal..

Felt like a hot steamy load ...

Lesson here is be careful of microwaves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get a laid

MaDalton 04-04-2010 02:36 PM

i once had that - but with mustard sauce on the eggs. so the whole table including myself was splatterd in yellow sauce

alias 04-04-2010 02:48 PM

I guess that is why they have the saying: egg on your face.

uno 04-04-2010 03:24 PM

I thought this was going to be southpark/med marij/testicle related.

beerptrol 04-04-2010 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 17005748)
I thought this was going to be southpark/med marij/testicle related.

me too lol

VeriSexy 04-04-2010 03:56 PM

Ouch.. mouth soars suck

lazycash 04-04-2010 04:04 PM

Looks like you won't be giving out any oral at the Phoenix forum.

Farang 04-04-2010 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 17005129)
Felt like a hot steamy load ...

:Oh crap

munki 04-04-2010 11:31 PM

I can't wait to see what fatfoo does with this one.

papill0n 04-04-2010 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 17005213)
get a laid

what in the fuck does that mean????

Owner 04-05-2010 12:41 AM


Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-05-2010 01:13 AM

i have a quarter sized scar on my right foot from a pizzapop gone bad accident... microwaves are teh dangers...

martinsc 04-05-2010 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Owner (Post 17006533)

damn......

baddog 04-05-2010 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 17005748)
I thought this was going to be southpark/med marij/testicle related.

Ditto.
Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 17006435)
I can't wait to see what fatfoo does with this one.

:1orglaugh

hypedough 04-05-2010 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 17005158)

I'd hit it :2 cents:

rowan 04-05-2010 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 17005129)
1 min later my beauties are ready

exploded on my lips and inside my upper mouth region..

i put ice on it and so on.. poof

Felt like a hot steamy load ...

Fixed. :winkwink:

lagcam 04-05-2010 03:29 AM

Some people would like to see me in a microwave. I don't agree.

/fatfoo

Chosen 04-05-2010 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 17006725)
Some people would like to see me in a microwave. I don't agree.

/fatfoo

:1orglaugh

Holly 04-05-2010 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17005197)
They look good on you. I have to admit, it never dawned on me to reheat a hard boiled egg.

After line two, I couldn't even pay attention to the rest of the story.


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